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Y&R: Potpourri Thread 4


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We're gonna need a 5th potpourri thread soon.

I've compiled a list of Y&R deaths since 1989 actually. Characters in with asterisks are villians, characters in italics came back from the dead, and characters in italics with underline are characters who were presumed dead but we knew they were alive. Characters in bold were murdered. Underlined is a baby that was more that a miscarriage.

1989:

Phillip III

George Rawlins*

1990:

Jessica Blair

1991:

Cassandra Rawlins

David Kimble*

1992:

Sheila*

1993:

Rebecca

Jack Abbott Jr.

Scotty Grainger

Victor

1994:

Robert Lynch*

Rex Sterling

1995:

Blade Bladeson

1996:

Luann Abbott

Nathan Hastings

1997:

Sasha Greene*

1998:

Joshua Landers

Veronica Landers*

Eve Howard

1999:

Umm, none?

2000:

Tony Vascardi

2001:

Matt Clark*

Ryan McNeil

2002:

Malcolm

2003:

Isabella*

2004:

Frank Barrit

Cameron Kirsten*

2005:

Cassie

Tom Fisher*

2006:

John Abbott

Carmen Maesta*

Emma Gibson

I seem to recall another death happened this year, but can't remember who...

2007:

Dru

Ji Min

Plum*

Nick

William Bardwell

Pheila*

2008:

Hope

David Chow*

Sabrina

Marge

Katherine

Walter Palin*

2009:

Brad

Clint*

Colleen

Zapato

The Young and the Restless

Balfour*

Faith

2010:

Dr. Taylor*

Notice the higher death count in more recent years.....

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Patience, darling! We are trying to make these monthly! :lol:

Yes, the hackier the writers, the more they rely on SHOCKING!!!! deaths.

I miss the good old times when death was used sparringly and actually meant something.

1999 had Victor presumed dead, though, when he was at the New Mexico desert, hobbling around, fighting with Chet and putting the moves on humanoid Ramona.

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Maria: Let's hire Daphne...

Hamner: Scooby Doo! Scooby Doo!

Maria: No, Daphne from One Life to Live. She's black.

Paul: On my One Life to Live?!?!

Maria: Well, she was fired.

Paul: (sigh of relief) Was it in the parking lot?

Maria: Anyway, I want to hire her for my show.

(Paul/Hogan chortle at "my show")

Maria: What's so funny?

Hogan: (looks nervous) Just man stuff. Men being men.

Hamner: I know who killed Ji Min!!!

Maria: Yes, we know, Scott. Anyway, I want to do a brave story about a light-skinned black woman who crosses the color line.

Hogan: Didn't Lily already do that?

Paul: Are you saying Lily's black? You told me it was just my tinted glasses! Get her down here...

(Maria looks at Hogan)

Hogan: No, you're right, sorry.

Maria: Anyway, crossing the color line is a major issue today. I just watched a shocking new film called Imitation of Life.

Hogan: I've seen that. It's a real peach.

Hamner: Plum! Carmen and Plum!!!

Hogan: The blonde girl is trashy and the blonde mother gets raped and they go crazy, right? Hot.

Maria: No. No one in the movie was raped. Troy Donahue beat up Susan Kohner.

Hogan: Troy Donahue? He's so hip. Let's make him the new John Abbott. I told Jerry not to keep getting that tan, he looks like the Kool Aid Man, it looks awful with the lighting.

Maria: OK. Anyway, Ashley is the...blonde mother. Abby is the blonde daughter. Mamie is Ashley's maid. She's upset because her daughter, Daphne, is trying to be white. The message of the movie is -- don't try to be what you aren't.

Paul: What's wrong with trying to be white?

Maria: Nothing, but...Bill Bell was talking to me over my tofu this morning and he told me he doesn't like hearing that his show is racist.

Paul: So what? Harding Lemay threw a damn brick through my window last night! Do I cry? No.

Hogan: Let's get back on track. So the story is, Daphne's half-black but all woman. She's hot. She and Abby, who is like 20 now, get hot over a man who beats up Daphne when he finds out she's black. That's OK though cause he feels bad and everyone's mean to him. He's just being a man.

Maria: Well...

Hogan: Who should play Mamie?

Paul: There's a fresh new talent, highly in demand. Marla Gibbs.

Maria: Marla Gibbs? Florence the maid?

Hogan: So she's already a maid. Perfect! And Mamie, she really hated that old Kool Aid Man Abbott and was having a hot sexy fling with Jack when Jack was a teenager, right? And Ashley saw them and she went crazy. It's all Jack's fault that Ashley is crazy. Seeing Mamie again makes Ashley go crazy and she kills Mamie and she kills Jack, and then she rapes Billy when she finds out Billy's not really her brother! I like it. Now should we knock her up??

Maria: What about...what about honoring history, and my vision, and...

Hamner: Julie can't be the killer! She had curly hair and...where's Lynn? Lynn?? Bernard??? John Boy????

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