Members Cat Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 DeeeDee, one scene is all it would take. Daniel: Oh, Amber. I can't wait until we retake our vows for no reason whatsoeverZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Amber: Oh, yah! Like, I can't wait either, Daniel! It's too bad your Evil Mom has cut you off and Mrs. C refuses to subsidise my bone-idle life, tho, cuz I totally want a BIG wedding! PornTwin: Amber! Like, hey! Amber: OMG! It's my PornTwin! Hey! Daniel: Your who? Amber: Amber: Uh. I meant my born-again twin. PornTwin: Amber, I come bearing devastating news. Jenna Jameson is retiring from showbiz and totally entering a convent! Amber: OMG! Daniel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PornTwin: Levi Johnston and I can't shoulder the adult film industry on our own, Amber. That mole on your left thigh took the internet-porn world by storm back in 2007. We need you to come and help rebuild this bereft industry. VIVID needs you. America needs you. Daniel: I'm sad we won't marry but... this is your calling, Amber. Katherine: You have my blessing, child! Do it for your country. Amber: Mrs. C. It feels so good to be doing something completely selfless for a change! Katherine: Darling Amber. I see so much of myself in you. Alternatively, if there are time constraints (you know, so we can have more scenes featuring Billy Miller and Michael Muhney), Paul Rauch could cut it down to this: PornTwin: Amber, I come bearing devastating news. Jenna Jameson is retiring from showbiz and totally entering a convent! The porn industry needs you to keep it alive! Amber: (exits, stage left) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bellcurve Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 You're missing one key element...Katherine Chancellor walking in and seeing Amber with her twin. She asks... "Amber. Do you WAHNT a DNA Test?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DeeeDee Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members classicmoment Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 It'd be more like "I demand a DNA test!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkH Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 Well, if you really want to get convoluted: Heather's mom, also April (Stevens) had a twin named Roberta (nicknamed Bobbi). She was a fraternal twin. Oh, April was the WORST. They did some horrible piece on the CBS Late Show with Craig Kilborn. You're right...she was dropped never to be seen again. But here's the thing. If Amber stays on Y&R, we're going to see April again. You just know it. Because they can't resist. (Personally, I'm still 98% sure Cassie has a twin. Sharon doesn't remember stuff--she "loses" time. Why did the shady baby-selling lawyer GIVE Cassie to his girlfriend Alice to raise? It only makes sense if he got a two-fer. If Cassie had a money-making twin (that the lawyer sold), so he could afford to give Cassie to Alice." Mark my words. After Camryn is done with college and stuff, one day Sharon will open the door at stare at "Carly"--Cassie's never-before-known twin. You read it here first! (Jack Smith once even alluded to the twin possibility aroun the time he wrote off Camryn). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sylph Posted January 21, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 I love Amber! Her annoyingness is so fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lovely_m Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 You want to hear a crazy/stupid rumor I read. Here it is: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkH Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 Weight Frantz against the actresses who play/played Abby, Eden, Colleen, Lily, Daisy... For all the trouble Amber gets, Frantz INHABITS her. She has a perspective. She lights up a scene. She brings energy. She's a far better actress than any of those others. If we're tossing away the young females (they already ditched Colleen, and seem to be sending Eden out of town), let's send a bunch of these other ladies before we ditch Amber. Moreover, I think I'd even ditch Jana (because I don't really see her point) before I ditched Amber. I'm perfectly willing to lose Amber, though, if it leads to a smaller, tighter canvas that plays IMPORTANT characters 4-5 days/week. No. I hope not. Why is Daisy now going after DANIEL???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sylph Posted January 21, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 If you, people, didn't know this by now, here it is: Mark is Y&R's chief advertising officer and ghost consultant. He furnishes Maria & Co. with bibles. And advertises them here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bellcurve Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 Oh HELLLLLLL NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkH Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 LMAO. Where do I get my checks? (or "cheques", depending on your country of origin). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bellcurve Posted January 21, 2010 Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 Well he does get all his talking points from Casiello's Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sylph Posted January 21, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 Word. The character is horrror, but there is something about Adrienne Frantz that just transcends it and makes it fun. For me, at least. I couldn't stand her on B&B, here — a different story. Sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members Sylph Posted January 21, 2010 Author Members Share Posted January 21, 2010 Your cheques are a confidential matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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