Members R Sinclair Posted November 15, 2006 Members Share Posted November 15, 2006 Oh yeah? Well I heard that... ...The bible featured Erica Kane was the one who had a lesbian love affair with Brooke after the dissolution of her marriage to Jackson. It started off as the usual Brooke and Erica confrontation scene with Brooke berating Erica for staying true to form and acting like such a slut. Then Erica, having a hotflash from menopause (oh yeah, that's in the bible too), starts to take off her clothes to cool down -- and Brooke's interests are piqued... Also, Jamie and JR decide to save Babe from Josh's horrendous stalking, since he just can't take "No" for an answer. The two brothers enter into a polygamous arrangement with Babe to fend off Josh for good. Little do they know that their non-existant bloodlines make it difficult for Jamie to not be attracted to his brother, and he starts to think up ways to get rid of Babe so JR could be all his. Bianca decides to open up a Sex Toy division of Cambias with product specifically designed for the discriminating lesbian. She almost gets shut down by the SEC when she tries to finance lesbian porn with Cambias money. She convinces the SEC representative to look the other way by having Daytime's First Explicit Lesbian Love Scene. Sex toys. Lesbian porn... all the makings of a hot night! If you don't believe me, ask my friend, who has a contact who has a source close to the man who worked at the thrift shop that the costume designer visited to dress the extra that overheard all this stuff. Or, better still, we can just stop the inanity and wait until we get official confirmation from the network. Starting rumors that NONE of us can prove is just mucking up the works. Every bit of false hope that is leaked out there plays right into hands of TIIC. Instead of tuning out in droves or writing and complaining about the gutter tripe we're watching and FORCING them to take notice and do something, we let days, weeks, months go by believing rumors that DON'T PAN OUT! Like a dog chasing its tail, we're occupying ourselves with empty amusement and TIIC are just skating along, in no hurry to make any real changes, because we're too busy salivating to the fantasies in our own mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AMCGio83 Posted November 15, 2006 Author Members Share Posted November 15, 2006 I don't think Erica would be Brooke's type. If Brooke were a lesbian shed need somone lowr maintenance like say, OL's Nora or GH's Alexis. Erica would need an attractive (but not more attractive), strong and businessminded woman to butt heards with. YR's Jill. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LookingGlass Posted November 15, 2006 Members Share Posted November 15, 2006 R Sinclair I have been anxiously awaiting your response to this and you did not disappoint! I cannot believe people are buying into this. Well I can, people are desperate to believe, but what happened to common sense? There have been problems with the tale of Burton Armus from day 1 and anyone who bothered to take a minute to consider it would realize that. Your last paragraph is frighteningly true. But what do a couple of ignorant citizens like you and I know? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Vee Posted November 15, 2006 Members Share Posted November 15, 2006 I want Burton Armus, [s.W.S.N.B.N.], Stephen Glass, and Jimmy from the infamous "Jimmy's World" article from the '80s to get together and write a show together. Insane, crazy, imaginary or not, it would still be better than what is currently on ABC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pine Charles Posted November 15, 2006 Members Share Posted November 15, 2006 Those stories sound SO GOOD! I love everything. Of course it's all too good to be true. Burton Armus & [s.W.S.N.B.N.] would have made a DYNAMITE writing duo for AMC. But it’s not meant to be. We’re stuck with McTavish and her idiotic, gloomy, unoriginal, repetitive and nauseating drivel. If I saw Frons on the street I’d throw mud in his ugly face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EricaKane4life Posted November 15, 2006 Members Share Posted November 15, 2006 REPUTED stuff that's in Armus's Bible: Krystal was going to turn out to be the one who killed Erica's "son" and let Erica think she did it. The entire town found out in a big way that Erica DID have the abortion and Josh not her son. Erica wanted to destroy Brooke's new magazine after the debut issue featured The Top Model's Of All Time and didn't include Erica on the list. After a nasty confrontation over being excluded, Brooke featured Erica in the following edition with a story about "plastic surgery mishaps". Which made Erica vow to destroy Brooke's new magazine. Erica slept with Jeff which made Jackson run to Brooke's bed. Everyone was working at Brooke's new magazine and Bianca and Krystal were assigned a special story on "sexuality at birth" and ended up with Bianca getting Krystal to experiment sexually. Originally, Bianca just wanted a "sex tape" of her and Krystal doing it so she could humiliate her, but over time, Bianca fell in love with Krystal and Krystal became confused. Babe caught them in bed and ran into a storm and crashed her car. Ryan Lavery was being blackmailed for "porno flicks" he did in the past with other men and a murder mystery was to result from it after an "ex-boyfriend" arrived from San Francisco. Nina Cortland was called home after Palmer went for a walk and came up missing. When he was found and saw Nina and Myrtle and Opal--he no longer recognized them. He was diagnosed with alzheimers and Nina had returned to town with a "pill" addiction. Myrtle was revealed to be keeping a horrible secret and Palmer was now regularly visited by "PHOEBE TYLER" through a special "filmic illusion" process that takes old scenes of Phoebe and makes it appear she's talking in new scenes. The "illusion" of PHOEBE told Palmer that he is going to die soon and that he should tell Nina the big secret, but he refused. Opal asked Myrtle if they should tell Nina the big secret that they've kept all these years. Janet from Another Planet returned to work for Erica Kane. I honestly don't know if this is all true, but a very good source tells me that these were part of the bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pine Charles Posted November 15, 2006 Members Share Posted November 15, 2006 All of that stuff sounds like a dream! I just love it (especially JFAP working for Erica)! I see some people are questioning whether or not all of this is true. Even if this stuff was NOT in the supposed story bible, I still think all of it is awesome and whoever dreamed it up (Armus or not) should be AMC's new HW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members whyamcwhy Posted November 15, 2006 Members Share Posted November 15, 2006 The Brooke/Erica stuff sounds SOOOOOO good!! It is better than anything going on with the show right now true or not. And I want the un-abortion storyline to go away and Josh to disappear from the canvas so badly too. We can all hope and dream that McTavish will be gone soon and a better era will start for AMC. If it doesn't happen soon though, I really think AMC could get canceled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jonathan Posted November 15, 2006 Members Share Posted November 15, 2006 I agree. It all sounds good and refreshing. Oh what could have been... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knowjack Posted November 15, 2006 Members Share Posted November 15, 2006 Wow...all sounds good, except the Bianca/Krystal stuff. That kind of grosses me out. If you sub Laura for Krystal..that'd work. A Laura/Bianca pairing would add more fuel to the Erica/Brooke feud. Of course, now that Brooke's leaving...sigh... I would hope that IF there is a new HW, the first priority would be to get rid of the Laverys and Careys. Well, I guess Ryan could stay if they play up that "porn star past" angle and stop making him the savior of Pine Valley. I think the Dixie cult thing would work too...not only could it explain her behavior, it'd make a good 'social storyline'. But I guess none of it's to be...and we get serial killers, more DNA crap, and...Zarf. I hate Frons. Who is HIS boss and how do we complain to him/her about this jerk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AntiNWO Posted February 1, 2007 Members Share Posted February 1, 2007 B. Armus would be great as an associate head writer & breakdown writer on AMC. Many of his ideas in his AMC Bible are interesting. Armus has been watching AMC for about 3 decades, so he definately knows the show's rich, compelling & complex history. Once he's proven himself as a very capable writer for AMC, he can be promoted to the head writer position. He has connections in the TV writing field & many a few of them can help AMC become the great drama it once was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dr. Jay S.W. Posted February 1, 2007 Members Share Posted February 1, 2007 Yea, Nice and good and all, but that wasn't the question. You talked around the question to sound like you actually know something. Cut the crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LookingGlass Posted February 2, 2007 Members Share Posted February 2, 2007 Imagine my luck, while I was skiing this morning I (literally) smacked right into Burton Armus. And you know what he said to me? He doesn't know All My Children from Gilligan's Island. Okay so that's not true, but neither was anything else having to do with this guy. Megan's in for the long haul, which may consequently be a short haul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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