Faulkner

Sakuraway, a photographer/model in Shanghai

Daniel Gueta from Israel

Ok, Sloane vs Mugu. That’s an intriguing match if both bring their A level.

Lolwut

Walter Savage in NYC

Rahul Singh from Delhi

Ignacio Pérez Rey from Madrid

Reade Owen from London (who kind of reminds of what a young Conan O’Brien would have looked like if he were jacked)

Reno from Washington, D.C.

Danielle Collins is about the worst I’ve heard in terms of screaming, when she’s feeling panicked. It’s like a pterodactyl screech.

Is there a home crowd who isn’t horrible, especially during Slams, though?

CNN is having trouble. They just axed a bunch of people from their health editorial team.

Bertens retired to Kuzmova. Damn. Mahut has been GOATing this tournament. He just routined Kohlschreiber. I don’t think his doubles partner is doing so well against Paire.

Olivér Pusztai, Mr. Gay Hungary, from Budapest

Dentist Curtis Fitzgerald

Tom from Mannheim, Germany

Garik from Armenia

Truth. The editors dodge a lot of accountability, as they usually aren’t public faces like columnists and reporters.

“Mr. Miraculous” from NYC

Hazzel Choudhry from Delhi

Imanol Asaravicius from Montevideo, Uruguay

Mohammad from Syria (via Amsterdam)