Khan

"Hotel" is a show that's always easy to reboot - simple premise, episodes you could produce on the cheap, no iconic stars from the original series to cast long and inescapable shadows on the new show - so I'm not surprised UPN tried in '03.

There are exactly two people in the entire, known universe who give two s**ts about that family, and they are Frank Valentini and Chris Van Etten. (Elizabeth Korte's just happy to be controlling Carly's destiny).

Allegedly, "Tenspeed" is former president Bill Clinton's favorite show.

LMAO!

I still can't believe this (or any) show once had characters named "Esme," "Nelle" and "Claudette."

That's when I knew for sure they had made a mistake killing off Janice Barnes years before during that Riverfront Knifer saga.

"Every scent hides a secret." You know, I kinda dig that tagline, lol?

You won't get any complaints or arguments from me! Between him and Robert Gentry, Kathleen Noone was one lucky b***h, lol!

My Frank will always be Daniel Hugh Kelly. Not just because he had "it," but also because he LOOKED like he grew up in an Irish Catholic family with many siblings. And I don't give a damn what anyone has to say about him OR his flaring nostrils: for my money, Larkin Malloy was one of the most dashing, sophisticated men ever to work in this business. I mean, the man was BORN to wear a tux, know what I'm saying, lol?

He and Andrea Evans were FIRE together on OLTL. Without question. In order for a man to qualify as sexy, he needs to be more than just a tight pair of jeans and a smile. He also needs to be intelligent, mature, loaded with charm and charisma and self-confident almost to the point of being cocksure. He needs to be the type whom women want to sleep with, and other guys want to have a beer with, too. To me, Roscoe Born fit that bill. As did Philip Brown...and Terry Lester...and Drake Hogestyn...and Wayne Northrop...and David Canary...and so many others, I couldn't begin to name them all, lol.

In retrospect, killing off Joe and T.J. were big mistakes, if only because the Werners might have helped to fill the void left by the absence of so many Bauers.

Presuming, of course, we ever have free and fair elections again.

I agree. Unfortunately, I think that (Sara being deceived by a murderous fortune hunter) was a storyline they wrote too often for her. I mean, didn't Dean Blackford also attempt to murder her for her dough?

I think that was the climax of the Lee Gantry storyline? IIRC, Lee had married Sara for her money, then conspired with the housekeeper, Mildred Foss, to kill her. Lee had already killed Miss Foss and was about to do the same to Sara in that attic before Joe Werner rescued her, thereby causing Lee to stumble backward and fall from that attic window.

Trust me, the man is too squicked out about S-E-X to get any ideas. His idea of foreplay is the spaghetti scene from "Lady and the Tramp."

He'd probably react the same way any 13-year-old heterosexual lad would. Right up to and including the car wash fantasies.

It's like what Suzanne Sugarbaker said about Tippy Badminton: "If the sun came out, the top came off! If the sun went down, the top came off! If the MOON came out, the top came off!" It's been three decades of looking at Cameron bare-chested and with that odd, third nipple; and frankly, I'm sick of it.

Seriously, Omar Sharif and Julie Christie wore less clothes in "Doctor Zhivago" - and they were in the frigging snow!

I mean, if anyone's good at pretending to be a tree stump with organs, it's Mr. Once and Future Christmas Movie Hunk. And yes, I agree, anyone's skills in the bedroom would decline with Tzeitel.

[!@#$%^&*], I totally forgot about that, lol.

Okay, but... Plot Twist #1: Drew came out of his locked-in syndrome some time ago and is actually faking his condition now. Plot Twist #2: As he confesses later to Willow, he became impotent as a result of the stroke and his subsequent illness, but watching his wife screw another guy actually aroused him. This leads to a very kinky story about Willow picking up random guys and Drew watching and recording every encounter from the closet, and then having sex with Willow himself later. (Don't look at me like that, I got the idea from an episode of "City Confidential").

Poor Sally Struthers. I don't know which was more humiliating for her to do: the "9 to 5" revival, or those correspondence schools commercials. ("Do you want to make more money? Sure, we all do!")

Dream Scenario: Chase and Willow finally do the do. But Chase turns out to be soooooo boring in bed that Willow begins ghosting him at every turn, even faking measles at one point to avoid having sex with him again.

If that's the case, then no one on DAYS should ever hook up again.

And I'll take Valentin, because as long as Billy Joel is out of commission....!