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Lord, leave it to us folks at SON to turn this tragedy into a sweeps story on Y&R, lol.

Well, I must admit, the Hannibal Lecter mask and faux Jamaican accent were a bit much, lol.

Has the female equivalent to Arsenio Hall learned how to listen to her guests?

I'm just saying, lol! Tracy wouldn't object to the insider trading. She'd just object to Carly and Drew being so damn sloppy about it, lol!

That international intrigue with the Chinese patient, Mai-Lin, sounds like something out of...well...out of '80's GH.

Among my "wish list" for Doug's memorial: Kristian Alfonso (of course), Marty Davich, Don Frabotta (ex-Dave), Gloria Loring (ex-Liz) and Patty Weaver (ex-Trish).

That's when you need someone like Tracy to speak up: "Anyone who commits insider trading without covering their tracks deserves to get caught!"

Further proof that the culture has gone straight to hell.

All that scenario needed was Vivica A. Fox chiming in at the end with, "Sounds to me like you hooked up with The Wrong Twin *wink*." (IYKYK).

LOL!! Best Tinder profile ever.

In that case, he shouldn't be in a relationship with Chanel. Instead, he should be involved with someone who's just as dingy as he is.

A question for the ages, lol.

I agree. I love how we've turned Johnny into a quintessential himbo, lol. Ron Carlivati needs to lean into that more and make Johnny basically the Chrissy Snow of Salem.

I predict Nikki Haley will be picked for VP.

Seriously, how in the world did E.J. end up being the DA, lol? I agree. I guess Johnny doesn't see color? *shrug*

I still don't know how I feel about Laura being mayor of Port Charles.

Johnny really should develop a project - a movie or podcast series, take your pick - about the Salem Strangler. It'd be an excellent way to revisit history (with the added twist of a copycat killer surfacing).

Like I said before, if you've got fans dressing up for your pretend wedding, like Jeff & Penny's fans did for them, then yours is a supercouple, lol.

Exactly. There was/is an age difference between JL and MW, but it wasn't egregious. I mean, it's not as if they had recast Liza with Kirsten Storms. I guess I would have been upset if JL had been a terrible actress, or if Liza suddenly was written as a helpless, brain-dead victim. But JL always has been good at playing snarky bitches, and AMC's writers smartly wrote to that. Besides, when you consider the alternative - Beth Ehlers as Liza! - you're just glad AMC dodged what could have been the mother of all bullets.

So, Johnny DiMera is the Scott Disick of Salem, lol.

IDK whether that was true either, @danfling. If anything, Erica wanted a man who would allow her to pursue her dreams to the fullest and never get in her way. After all, that was why she and Jack broke up (again) in the ABC finale: she finally had the opportunity to become a movie star, but Jack wanted her to forego that and concentrate on their wedding (IIRC, lol).

Erica Kane: the original girl who "loved me some me," lol. But seriously, @All My Shadows, you have a good point. IDK whether I agree with you 100 percent, however. IMO, Erica was, at heart, a very insecure woman. Eric left her and Mona when she was nine years old. His abandonment caused her to believe that he left because she wasn't "good enough." On the one hand, that sense of unworthiness drove her to become a celebrity as an adult (so she could prove to her daddy and to herself that she was good enough). But, on the other hand, it also caused her to make very poor choices in life and ruin all her relationships, save for those with Mona, Mark and Bianca. I could be wrong, but I don't think a person who truly loved herself would do that to herself.

A moment like that NEEDED a scene that played out for longer than 38 seconds at a time. I'm just saying.

As I said before, I think the love of Erica's life was her father, Eric. No man ever could fill the hole in her soul that her father's absence had left. After him, though, it probably would have to be Nick Davis. I think he understood her better than anyone (save for Mona).

She did.