Stop rationalizing RC's nonsensical contrived plot points!

LMAO the Ellie Salmon Laboratory I'm loving the Ellie and Tracy scenes, Emily Wilson is so [!@#$%^&*] precious

Edited March 28, 201313 yr by alexisfan07

I'm enjoying GH right now, except for the scene length. They are just way too short for me. Other than that, having Miss Lucy Coe and Laura back is making me very happy. I love the way Laura is standing up to Luke.

No, really there's not. Richard was standing there waiting for someone or something. A slightly overweight woman came up to him and said she was a huge fan of his. He then asked her if she was such a big fan, why did she still look like that and proceeded to call her a "disgusting pig" for eating a bag of chips that was in her hand.

Two sides my ass.

Where were you all those years I was pining for Bobbie and everyone called me a lunatic?!

Don't feel bad about people calling you a lunatic.

Where were you all those years I was pining for Bobbie and everyone called me a lunatic?!

Oh, honey, you needed no backup! I'm sure you scared everyone away with the now infamous "It's Bobbie's Town" thread.

No, really there's not. Richard was standing there waiting for someone or something. A slightly overweight woman came up to him and said she was a huge fan of his. He then asked her if she was such a big fan, why did she still look like that and proceeded to call her a "disgusting pig" for eating a bag of chips that was in her hand.

Two sides my ass.

The other side of the story was that Richard's grandmother was killed by a bag of Ruffles that morning. Poor thing.

Edited March 28, 201313 yr by R Sinclair

Can someone jot down the lyrics to General Hospi-tale? LOL

What did TJ and Molly mutter about Rick Smith or something and Sam said 'Ask Uncle Sonny'?

Can someone jot down the lyrics to General Hospi-tale? LOL

What did TJ and Molly mutter about Rick Smith or something and Sam said 'Ask Uncle Sonny'?

Courtesy of lyricstime.com :

Rock it hard, rock it steady

Pick yourself up and get yourself ready

Wave your arms let me hear you yell

We're gonna rap about General Hospi-Tale

It started out in Port Charles town

Where Frank Smith's mob used to hang around

No one could prove that he was a crook

Till Luke stole his little black book

It had names and numbers all in code

So Luke and Laura had to hit the road

They had to find the left-handed boy

Watch their step, they had to be coy

The gold involved was worth so much

Others wanted it like Sally and Hutch

But there's one thing I must confess

Sally was a man who wore a dress

Luke kept his cool, he ain't no fool

He set them both up cold

Well Sally died, Hutch survived

And no one got the gold

"Paging Dr. Noah Drake to ICU to treat a case of heartbreak"

They keep me waiting

I don't mind waiting

Don't call me crazy

No I'm not lazy

My day won't go right

I can't sleep all night

My hands start shaking

My knees start aching

I just can't cope without my soap

General Hospi-Tale

General Hospi-Tale

Umm, number one

General Hospi-Tale

You're my worst affliction

General Hospi-Tale

You're my favorite addiction

Monica likes to have her fun

That is why she had a son

She told Rick he was the dad

Soon found out that he'd been had

"There's one thing that you can give me that Leslie can't and that's passion"

Alan was the father, of course

And he won't give Monica a divorce

Rick wants to get Leslie back

Heather's havin' an insane attack

"I'll get Diana Taylor"

She's not crazy, uh-uh, no never

She just wants to get Dr. Jeff Webber

Jeff wants Annie for his wife

But he might have to wait all of his life

Cause good girls don't, and Annie won't

And you all know what I mean

Amy Vining likes to blab

Richard Simmons helps fight flab

Susan's having Alan's baby

Noah wants Bobbi for his lady

Well Luke got another job

The Quartermaines are the brand new mob

Laura's the receptionist

What's missing now is the Ice Princess

"Yes, Luke Spencer, please"

Diamonds, not gold, are in it this time

Scorpio, the house of Cassadine

On and on and on it goes

How it ends up nobody knows, cause

They keep me waiting

I don't mind waiting

Don't call me crazy

No I'm not lazy

My day won't go right

I can't sleep all night

If I don't find out

It blows my mind out

I just can't cope without my soap

General Hospi-Tale

General Hospi-Tale

Umm, number one

General Hospi-Tale

You're my worst affliction

General Hospi-Tale

You're my favorite addiction

General Hospi-Tale

Addiction, addiction

General Hospi-Tale

Addiction, addiction

General Hospi-Tale

You're my inspiration

General Hospi-Tale

Gonna stay tuned to this station

General Hospi-Tale

Addiction, addiction

General Hospi-Tale

Tell me what's goin' on

Did you see it today?

General Hospi-Tale

Tell me what's goin' on!

General Hospi-Tale

Addiction, addiction

I love my General Hospi-Tale

They were talking about Frank Smith. He was a mob boss who Luke and Sonny were involved with. His son Damian is the one who made the bet with Lucy that he couldn't seduce Bobbie.

ETA: Mary beat me to it with the lyrics LOL

Edited March 28, 201313 yr by AdelaideCate007

...Anyone want to take a stab at writing lyrics for a song about the show today?

I hope Ellie's middle name is Rainbow.

Ellie Rainbow Trout.

They were talking about Frank Smith. He was a mob boss who Luke and Sonny were involved with. His son Damian is the one made the bet with Lucy that he couldn't seduce Bobbie.

When I realized that the original Frank Smith was Punky Brewster's dad Henry (George Gaynes, also from Tootsie and the Police Academy movies), I kind of felt like part of my innocence disappeared .

Edited March 28, 201313 yr by MissLlanviewPA

Haha thanks guys! I'm guessing this was used the last time Richard was on then? What year was he on and for how long? I was surprised that he said he had once lived in PC and ran a class at Luke's disco, was he recurring?

When I realized that the original Frank Smith was Punky Brewster's dad Henry (George Gaynes, also from Tootsie and the Police Academy movies), I kind of felt like part of my innocence disappeared .

LOL, I only know him from those movies. I've never seen Punky Brewster.

Haha thanks guys! I'm guessing this was used the last time Richard was on then? What year was he on and for how long? I was surprised that he said he had once lived in PC and ran a class at Luke's disco, was he recurring?

I don't think it was ever used on the show before. I'm pretty sure it was actually a song on the radio.

Yeah, he was on recurring and would do aerobics classes at the campus disco like he said.

Haha thanks guys! I'm guessing this was used the last time Richard was on then? What year was he on and for how long? I was surprised that he said he had once lived in PC and ran a class at Luke's disco, was he recurring?

Yes he was, in about 1979-1981ish or so. He had an exercise class on the show. In fact, GH is part of the reason he's famous in the first place.

GF apparently said later on that she thought the class storyline was a subtle hint from GM and the other producers to get her to lose weight. Um, she was 17 in 1979. Give the girl a break .

It's random of me, but can I just say how much I love seeing Jackie Zeman? Bobbie fits onto the canvas with absolute ease. It's wonderful and I'm glad her stay is now open ended, may she stay with GH till it ends.

I could not agree more. Bobbie belongs on this show, even if it's only as a support player. It was absolutely foul of Guza to ever let someone with the family connections she has go.