Or beastiality porn.

My early birthday present. Love you.

My early birthday present. Love you.

You know you liked my gift better.

You know you liked my gift better.

Naturally.

Naturally.

So what is up with Anna inquiring about Sam's father in the previews? Are we FINALLY going to learn the identity of him?

Why yes! I believe the question of Bambi's paternity that's been foremost in every freakin viewer's mind for eternity will finally be addressed in Carlivati's inimitable nonsensical style. Cannot wait! It will no doubt destroy years of GH and OLTL (and possibly even Port Charles) history in the process. let the slurping commence.

Why yes! I believe the question of Bambi's paternity that's been foremost in every freakin viewer's mind for eternity will finally be addressed in Carlivati's inimitable nonsensical style. Cannot wait! It will no doubt destroy years of GH and OLTL (and possibly even Port Charles) history in the process. let the slurping commence.

QFT.

Why yes! I believe the question of Bambi's paternity that's been foremost in every freakin viewer's mind for eternity will finally be addressed in Carlivati's inimitable nonsensical style. Cannot wait! It will no doubt destroy years of GH and OLTL (and possibly even Port Charles) history in the process. let the slurping commence.

LOL.

Seriously tho, who cares who sams daddy is? Its going to be some contrived bullshit anyways. Too bad RC cant use OLTLers, otherwise you know Alexis would have had sexed up Bo and Sam would become a Buchanan.

Bo already has a pointless child.

I can see Ron revealing that Beverly Welles was actually Alexis. SOAPY GOODNESS.

The man has never written one interesting paternity story.

Bo already has a pointless child.

I can see Ron revealing that Beverly Welles was actually Alexis. SOAPY GOODNESS.

The man has never written one interesting paternity story.

Let's be real. The man has never written one not so interesting paternity story ONCE. But he tries and tries again. Rex? David? But sure. Go ahead. Let him tell Sam's back story. I pity her fans. Alex olenov or Echo DeSavoy will be her mother and Mitch Laurence will be her father. Ron is a twisted MF bitch.

Why yes! I believe the question of Bambi's paternity that's been foremost in every freakin viewer's mind for eternity will finally be addressed in Carlivati's inimitable nonsensical style. Cannot wait! It will no doubt destroy years of GH and OLTL (and possibly even Port Charles) history in the process. let the slurping commence.

LMFAO! :lol:

Just for alexisfan.

As an out and proud member of the LGBTQIAXYZLMNOP community, it does my heart good to see GH promoting a young gay couple.

As an out and proud member of the LGBTQIAXYZLMNOP community, it does my heart good to see GH promoting a young gay couple.

Oh

My

God

Sam father is Snoop Dogg. Done.

As an out and proud member of the LGBTQIAXYZLMNOP community, it does my heart good to see GH promoting a young gay couple.

For some reason the link Ingo posted doesn't work, try this one

http://instagram.com/p/WOL-9tgxIF/