February 26, 201411 yr Member Sorry to burst bubbles, folks, but Mardi Gras outside of New Orleans usually looks like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLDltYbPYqs Not my town, but it's all the same. I know! After I watched this for like the fifth time, I counted how many times she says that: 7. "... din PUT my ass in office, an' I don't know nothin' 'bout it, but I'll learn quick, fast, and in a hurry..." And I love the shot of the Durango chilling in the background. You just know everybody knows to get out the street when Miss Melinda comes come!
March 15, 201411 yr Member OMG YALL THESE RATCHETS!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRATqysGfKw It's like a real life John Waters joint!
March 15, 201411 yr Author Member I am CRYING laughing! Smallpox, though!? The mom steady hiccuping, at first I thought she was special, but I guess she's drunk. And special. That jumbled monkey line, which was probably racially motivated, back there being a one woman amen corner, it's so not funny but I cracked up when she chimed in, "In a car wreck!"
March 16, 201411 yr Member Hahaha. I was watching the video and all I could think was that the woman in the back needed a bra. And of course, a minute later she pulls up her shirt to show the haters that she is indeed wearing one. I just can't.
March 16, 201411 yr Member My fave is "Back in 2000, I was 12 turning 13. In 2005, I was 19 turning 20. I was born in 1986." Her math game is NOT on point!
June 11, 201411 yr Member OMG -- https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1500786433470503 If either of them were my kids, they would already be disowned. How f*cking embarrassing.
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