Dallas 2.0: Discussion Thread

They could shoot her in some soft lighting!

Maybe for a sweeps stunt Southfork can have a blackout while Val is visiting and we could just hear her voice.

Edited June 16, 201213 yr by quartermainefan

Just no to Joan Van Ark. She has no one to blame but herself for being too frightening to be on TV. Little kids might be watching.

lmao....lololololololololo

She looked fine on Pretty and also there was an event with Joan and the new Dallas cast and she doesn't look that bad anymore lol.

Maybe for a sweeps stunt Southfork can have a blackout while Val is visiting and we could just hear her voice.

lolololololololololololololololol

Now that Judith Chapman is off contract at Y&R, she could be Val.

Edited June 16, 201213 yr by SoapBoy94

They could shoot her in some soft lighting!

There's not that much soft lighting in the galaxy!

There's not that much soft lighting in the galaxy!

I have an idea....

Maybe she can return and we'll only see her face once. She walks in, and says hello to everyone. We only see her face from a small distance, in very soft light. Then she can become a recurring character BUT in every episode we only see the back of her head, and instead just hear her talking, and MAYBE see some side-face.

She cant come on unless its for a Halloween theme episode which involves a witch haunting the ranch

Edited June 16, 201213 yr by Cheap21

She cant come on unless its for a Halloween theme episode which involves a witch haunting the ranch

Well I guess they could just bring on a new actress and say Val looks different due to an injury, forcing her to have --GET THIS-- Plastic surgery!

Yall know yall are wrong with those Joan pics lol. I really think her face is fine now. SHe was on a show called Totally Tracked and she looked fine on that as well. Now we do have to worry that if they do invite her she'd get more work done to prepare. That could ruin things. I'll never forget how beautiful she looked season 13 on Knots, then the next year she got something done and looked horrible again. SHe doesn't know when to quit.

It sure looks like she wanted to part of this show. I am sure she would have done it had it not been for Shakelford.

I know he sucks but what can I do?

Okay she does look decent there, but I can't get past this:

Okay she does look decent there, but I can't get past this:

Pictures like this just tell me that she still doesn't know what works for her make-up wise.