Members Cheap21 Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 two cats f--king on my front lawn. I got out of my car, walked past them and they just looked at me and kept going. I just thought 'you gotta f---king be kidding me' and laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DRW50 Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 The worst part is the mating noise. Then again, they probably would say that about humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bright Eyes Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 CATS SUCK! That is all. Oh, and, ... ew. At least you haven't been witness to Tortoises [!@#$%^&*] up a storm. The noise they make is EARTH SHATTERING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cheap21 Posted April 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 it was kinda funny but I was horrified! The female cat is a stray that always makes its way to my aparment building nad pretty much lives outside so Im used to seeing it all the time. I had no idea what its sex was until now...lol. Anyways, I wanted to scare the male off of her bc it looked like he was raping her....lol. Now Im worried she's probably pregnant and will have kittens, leaving more strays around. They can get annoying when they are meowing for food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Eric83 Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SFK Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 I know, the first time I saw cats mating I thought they were trying to kill each other. It's like Klingon sex. And speaking of clinging on, it takes a while for them to *separate* as the tom cat has barbs on his penis to help ensure fertilization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members alphanguy74 Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 Amello, sweetie, it's DOGS that suck! Always wanting attenttion like some nagging child pulling at your shirt tail 24/7. Sniffing other dogs butts, sniffing the crotches of guests that come to your home, eating POOP, digging up EVERY SINGLE FLOWER you attempt to plant in your yard, barking their asses off at 4 in the morning. HIGH MAINTINENCE ANIMALS. I don't want some fuc&king creature shadowing my EVERY MOVE when I get up to go to the fridge, or the john, or wherever. dogs are like a newborn baby.. a never ending VORTEX OF NEED. Cats are so much more refined, you'll never have a cat hump your LEG! And theyr'e not co-dependent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mr. Vixen Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 Well...EW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bright Eyes Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 Personally, I would never own a pet anyway, but when men have cats it is THE biggest turn off. It should be ILLEGAL actually. It's the quickest way to admit to me, hey, masculinity isn't important. Yuck, yuck, YUCK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MichaelGL Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 ^True, whenever I learn a guy owns a cat I instantly think "Bottom." I remember as a kid walking on two cats doing it, it wasn't so earth shattering for me bc of how they had sex, it was the fact I'm sure those two were siblings...and ew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members alphanguy74 Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 Then I guess the day I paraded around in Hobby Lobby with one of the feather boas off the shelf, singing "Nobody Does It Like Me" from Seesaw... I take it that wouldn't have made you hot? And what about all these bitches waxing their chests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members alphanguy74 Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 Well, Michael... don't always judge by that. I'm a submissive, swishy, exclusive top, cat person, drive a pickup truck, hunt squirrels, run a chainsaw, and get my hands dirty... but like to put glitter in my hair when I go out to the dance club. There's a complicated mix out there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sylph Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 Well, that was disappointing! A bad soap cliffhanger. I love cats, not servile animals like dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cheap21 Posted April 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 haha, that sounds like a B&B storyline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bright Eyes Posted April 27, 2010 Members Share Posted April 27, 2010 Effeminate men, generally speaking, aren't attractive. Fun and entertaining, but not sexual in the least. As for guys that wax their chest, hair is NOT always the answer. Some men absolutely NEED to wax or shave, because hair makes them look dirty, unclean. Others it works for. But even when it does, trimming it is still a MUST! Too much is very ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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