Jump to content

Bravo's The Real Housewives of....


Cheap21

Recommended Posts

  • Members

@Nothin'ButAttitude Thanks for posting! That was probably the most solid set of taglines for a RH franchise this year. It was true to each woman. Dorinda, Ramona and LuAnn"s were the bomb!

 

I am out of town this week and so cannot catch up on BH or ATL.  Sounds like I'm not missing that much with ATL dragging out the season. BH... sigh... I saw the sneak peak that was posted a day or two ago. I am cringing at Rinna's low blows towards Eden. Not that I like Eden, she is certifiable actually, but she's also Rinna"s easiest target and it makes LR look cowardly and arrogant.

 

PK can go. I don't mind Dorit but it's not enough for me to want to keep the Kemsleys. At least with Peter Thomas, I liked Cynthia more than I disliked him. He could be amusing too sometimes. PK is just a slug.

 

In other news, Kenya has finally filed a restraining order against the rage monster.

Edited by Cat
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 40.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • Cheap21

    4999

  • Taoboi

    4061

  • Cat

    4031

  • NothinButAttitude

    3991

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted Images

  • Members

So is this blowup of Eden's at the season finale the clincher that sealed her fate as "just a friend of"? I seem to remember hearing she made a big stink about something, which led producers to decide not to feature her as much as a full-time wife. I must say, she was a complete dud. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Dorinda and Ramona are my favorites.

 

Meh on LuAnn (but she looks fierce). Love seeing her so happy and having her back.

 

Speaking of fierce, Sonja is bringing it for me in those shots.

 

Overall, love.

I assume it was Eden just mentioning Kim...with Kyle being a producer and all feeling that was in poor taste.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

Cheshire

 

Dawn is playing the victim, just as Leanne said she would. It's bizarre that she's ignoring the 500 thousand pound loan she owes Leanne and her husband. That is an astronomical sum of money, I can't believe Leanne agreed to get into any loan situation with Dawn when it seems Dawn lives pretty high. 

 

Ester is a bounced Czech. I hope that husband of hers can prevent her from destroying that beautiful home with her garish taste.  

 

Stacey and Seema have backed the wrong horse by siding with Dawn. They clearly have no idea about the loan dispute between Leanne and Dawn. 

 

Misse...why do we have to see this bitch again?

 

Lauren and Ampika are still plenty of fun. Thank goodness they're there. 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

RH of Sydney

 

Athena X is easily the worst among the group of insufferable women. Her fights with Nicole highlighted what a nutcase she is. She is pushy, strange, awful. The confrontation in the previews that showed Athena and Nicole shouting about the size of their respective diamond rings was so ridiculous. Athena revealed details about her childhood. Awful details. However, it appeared as an attempt to excuse herself. 

 

Victoria's storyline involving finding her birth father showed a different side of her which was easily her best side. 

 

The only nice one in the group is Melissa. Matty is pretty OK too, she's just angrier about it. 

 

This is the ugliest, nastiest, franchise in Housewives history. 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

RHOA

 

While tonight was practically a filler episode, I am glad that Kenya was finally vindicated tonight. It is obvious that Phaedra and Apollo were both using Kenya to cover up both of their extramarital affairs. I hope Kenya takes Phaedra's lard ass to task over this at the reunion. Ain't no way I'd allow someone to slut shame me and use me to deflect from the truth. 

 

Dumb & Dumber looked stank in those onesies. When Porsha commented that she and Phaedra stay 'moist,' that made me wonder has Porsha wedged her head between Phaedra's thighs once upon a time. That just isn't a comment I'd hear friends say with each other. Just too suspect given all these lesbian accusations all season. 

 

Ready for the finale even though I am not eager to see Cigz-n-Wigz make her return to the show. Obvious she was picking a fight with Kenya to set up for her return next season. 

Please register in order to view this content

 

RHOP:

 

The premiere was flat, but I do think that a lot of division between the women is gonna payoff down the line. 

 

I see Robyn/Gizelle's friendship being tested this season. Robyn is already apprehensive about sharing things with Gizelle given that Gizelle has no problem with blowing up anyone's spot. I do agree with Juan though that Robyn needs to not get involved. Stay neutral. 

 

So glad that Charisse finally got better weave. That mop she was donning last season was not cute at all. That aside, she needs to build a bridge and get over when it comes to Gizelle spilling her tea. Charisse flat out tried to allude that Gizelle was loose, and Gizelle took a shot back at her. If you are gonna diss it, be able to take it back. 

 

That aside, I do see that Gizelle is letting this show get to her head. Yes, you are one of the breakout stars (alongside Karen), but the audience can flip on you in dime. She better go ask Nene, Tre, Vicki, Kyle, Ramona, Bethenny, etc. There's nothing more unappealing than someone who lacks humility. 

 

Ashley and Michael's marriage is coming off real farce to me. Last season it was sketchy to me, but now it seems real sketchy. This marriage seems like a business contract or something. The chemistry ain't there and most of their disputes stem from money. I think Ashley knows this hence why she wants a baby urgently. She knows that a baby is a safety net to secure she lives a cushy life if Michael decides to leave her. 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Members

RHOA

 

"Open the damn gate. Oh wait, they dont work" The shade was fun here! I liked Kenya and Sheree's scene at the beginning. See this is good. I dont like when the shade just gets nasty and bitter. Keep it light and fun

 

OMG, Dillon can talk. That boy is growing up and growing into his cuteness. I see he is just as articulate as his brother

 

Peter on Phaedra: "she's a con artist." I know thats right. I wonder what her pastor parents think about their fraudulent daughter

 

Bravo showed flashbacks from 5 years ago of Sheree starting the building of her house. In her talking head, she says 4 years later.

 

Aunt Nora and Mama Joyce went and got heself a new wig...lol. 

 

Phaedra's birthday celebration looked BORING as f--k. I cant beleive Bravo wasted airtime on that mess. No one's interested. I wish she had taken Kandi's invitation and gone to the OLG for her birthday

 

Why did they think it was a good idea to have Kandi get a mic and start singing?

 

 

RHOP

 

Gizelle is a bitch you cant trust. She'll be your friend, learn your secrets and then throw it back at you if things go bad. She did that to Charisse, said she'd do it in her talking heads and Robyn was right to question her

Im was surprised to see Gizelle give Ashley a 10. I expect her to be hating

Is Monique a housewife or just a friend?

Edited by Cheap21
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.




  • Recent Posts

    • I think the gross ickiness is Josh Griffith's intention. At birth, Ian Ward stole Mariah from Sharon, so that Sharon knew only of the Cassie twin and not the Mariah twin.  Sharon gave up Cassie for adoption at birth, never knowing that Mariah existed. When Ian Ward stole baby Mariah, he had her be raised by a woman member of his cult. She grew up in his cult. Years later, after Mariah was an adult in Genoa City and had left him, he tried to kidnap her to marry him himself, I sort of remember some icky scenes where he had arranged a wedding, but she escaped or was rescued -- it was so gross that I chose to forget it, and I don't want to look up the details. Mariah is feeling traumatized/triggered by Ian Ward being in Genoa City several months ago, because he was obsessed with her, and he terrorized her loved ones, interacted with Tessa, and drugged Sharon, which ultimately resulted in the death of Heather -- causing the grief of Daniel and Lucy. None of that was Mariah's fault. But she was so horrified by what happened, that she feels she did something wrong that caused this hateful villain to continue to obsess about her.   Based on small comments that Mariah made recently, I think she feels completely worthless. I gather that when she was away on the business trip a month or two ago, all of what happened with Ian Ward and Heather's death just hit her all at once and she was mentally/emotionally collapsing, and just felt unable to call for help.  During the business trip she sat in her hotel room and spiraled more, feeling more and more worthless and afraid. Finally she started drinking at a bar, and that's when the creepy old man approached her.  By that point, she wasn't in her right mind, and started interacting with the guy.  Either she thought he was Ian, or she thought he was someone like Ian, and she would be *required* to flirt with him in a role play, and do what he commanded, almost like old programming being reactivated.  Or perhaps just simple self-loathing playing out. I don't know if the guy actually knew Ian or Jordan, or if he was a random stranger.  But Mariah's fear/loathing/subconscious chaos kicked in. And then... well that's as far as her flashbacks have aired so far. She can't bear to face the rest of whatever it was.  I gather that in the coming episodes, we'll (eventually) find out what happened next as we see more of the icky flashbacks. --------------- The rest of this post is only my speculation: I think that she felt like she was supposed to have sex with him but didn't want to, and may have tried to kill him instead. Or he r*ped her.  Or they didn't have sex at all, but it's all convoluted in her mind.  Something horrible happened but I don't think it was her fault.  If the man died, maybe she covered it up?  I really don't know, I'm just speculating ideas. At any rate, I'm totally convinced that this is NOT a conventional "cheating storyline" where someone willingly has sex outside their relationship. ----------------- This is basically Josh Griffith's obsession with dark storylines, creepy villains, and terrible writing of "mental health issues".
    • The most we ever saw was on the "Roger years" tape.

      Please register in order to view this content

       
    • Right. Literally for decades, soaps mesmerized their audiences with tales of romance, family conflict, class struggles, and recognizable interpersonal-relationship sagas. We didn't need relentless, heavy violence. We didn't need clones, mad scientists, extra-terrestrials and demon possessions. We didn't need gaggles of plastic himbos and bimbos pushing beloved vets off-screen. We only needed to see people whom we cared about, and the intelligent, moving progression of their lives. Flashy sets, gaudy gimmicks, and high-falutin' hairdos be damned. The characters and the words were important.
    • Absolutely! Brad should've simply moved on from Lunacy. There's no point of freeing her, if you're not going to at least make an attempt at redemption or incorporating her into the fold. It happened with Quinn, who committed quite a few felonies before become the Forrester Matriarch.  Heck, keep Lunacy in prison and have Poppy/Finn discover that she gave birth to twins - 'Sunny' could've come on with a clean slate and still had Sheila/Finn and all the other drama. It certainly couldn't have been worse than what we've witnessed with the destruction of $B.    
    • I would enjoy it if Swan popped up on BTG as an old one time friend/mentor of Anita’s for a cameo. This is just

      Please register in order to view this content

    • I had totally forgotten that Courtney story. I see Burton was already phoning it in by that point.
    • omg I completely missed that, but now when I see it typed here in your post, it's obvious icky cringe. So now I just checked and Tomas said that -- on May 27 that he likes the author Carl Ivati.  He said it with sort of an accent, so I didn't catch the stupid joke or think about the spelling.   I remember when that aired, that I actually said to myself at the time, "I wonder if that's a Latin American author, and I will have to google him later." And now I see your post, and I see. Well that's cringe, and I feel stupid to have fallen for it.

      Please register in order to view this content

         
    • There's a lot you don't need if you have the writing.  You don't even need large casts!  You could make do with a cast of 12-18 actors if the writing is there.
    • Thank you. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with sleeping around if your spouse actually knows about it. She’s just a cheating slut.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy