DeeeDee, one scene is all it would take.

Daniel: Oh, Amber. I can't wait until we retake our vows for no reason whatsoeverZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Amber: Oh, yah! Like, I can't wait either, Daniel! It's too bad your Evil Mom has cut you off and Mrs. C refuses to subsidise my bone-idle life, tho, cuz I totally want a BIG wedding!

PornTwin: Amber! Like, hey!

Amber: OMG! It's my PornTwin! Hey!

Daniel: Your who?

Amber:

Amber: Uh. I meant my born-again twin.

PornTwin: Amber, I come bearing devastating news. Jenna Jameson is retiring from showbiz and totally entering a convent!

Amber: OMG!

Daniel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PornTwin: Levi Johnston and I can't shoulder the adult film industry on our own, Amber. That mole on your left thigh took the internet-porn world by storm back in 2007. We need you to come and help rebuild this bereft industry. VIVID needs you. America needs you.

Daniel: I'm sad we won't marry but... this is your calling, Amber.

Katherine: You have my blessing, child! Do it for your country.

Amber: Mrs. C. It feels so good to be doing something completely selfless for a change!

Katherine: Darling Amber. I see so much of myself in you.

Alternatively, if there are time constraints (you know, so we can have more scenes featuring Billy Miller and Michael Muhney), Paul Rauch could cut it down to this:

PornTwin: Amber, I come bearing devastating news. Jenna Jameson is retiring from showbiz and totally entering a convent! The porn industry needs you to keep it alive!

Amber: (exits, stage left)

Edited January 21, 201015 yr by Cat

You're missing one key element...Katherine Chancellor walking in and seeing Amber with her twin. She asks...

"Amber. Do you WAHNT a DNA Test?"

Daniel: Oh, Amber. I can't wait until we retake our vows for no reason whatsoeverZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Amber: Oh, yah! Like, I can't wait either, Daniel! It's too bad your Evil Mom has cut you off and Mrs. C refuses to subsidise my bone-idle life, tho, cuz I totally want a BIG wedding!

PornTwin: Amber! Like, hey!

Amber: OMG! It's my PornTwin! Hey!

Daniel: Your who?

Amber:

Amber: Uh. I meant my born-again twin.

PornTwin: Amber, I come bearing devastating news. Jenna Jameson is retiring from showbiz and totally entering a convent!

Amber: OMG!

Daniel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PornTwin: Levi Johnston and I can't shoulder the adult film industry on our own, Amber. That mole on your left thigh took the internet-porn world by storm back in 2007. We need you to come and help rebuild this bereft industry. VIVID needs you. America needs you.

Daniel: I'm sad we won't marry but... this is your calling, Amber.

Katherine: You have my blessing, child! Do it for your country.

Amber: Mrs. C. It feels so good to be doing something completely selfless for a change!

Katherine: Darling Amber. I see so much of myself in you.

Alternatively, if there are time constraints (you know, so we can have more scenes featuring Billy Miller and Michael Muhney), Paul Rauch could cut it down to this:

PornTwin: Amber, I come bearing devastating news. Jenna Jameson is retiring from showbiz and totally entering a convent! The porn industry needs you to keep it alive!

Amber: (exits, stage left)

:lol: :lol:

Edited January 21, 201015 yr by DeeeDee

You're missing one key element...Katherine Chancellor walking in and seeing Amber with her twin. She asks...

"Amber. Do you WAHNT a DNA Test?"

It'd be more like "I demand a DNA test!"

Duh y'all. Amber had a twin named April.

Watch Amber's twin try to take over her life, co-consipriring with Deacon. LOL. I'm sure Adrienne will get that other Emmy. In the Lead category.

Well, if you really want to get convoluted:

Heather's mom, also April (Stevens) had a twin named Roberta (nicknamed Bobbi). She was a fraternal twin.

Hush your mouth! PornTwin was so awful that B&B wrote her off in under a month. And coming from a show that featured Ridge for 22 years (and counting), that's saying something.

May she never resurface -- unless it is to quickly usher Amber off the Y&R canvas.

Oh, April was the WORST. They did some horrible piece on the CBS Late Show with Craig Kilborn. You're right...she was dropped never to be seen again.

But here's the thing. If Amber stays on Y&R, we're going to see April again. You just know it. Because they can't resist.

(Personally, I'm still 98% sure Cassie has a twin. Sharon doesn't remember stuff--she "loses" time. Why did the shady baby-selling lawyer GIVE Cassie to his girlfriend Alice to raise? It only makes sense if he got a two-fer. If Cassie had a money-making twin (that the lawyer sold), so he could afford to give Cassie to Alice."

Mark my words. After Camryn is done with college and stuff, one day Sharon will open the door at stare at "Carly"--Cassie's never-before-known twin. You read it here first! (Jack Smith once even alluded to the twin possibility aroun the time he wrote off Camryn).

I love Amber! Her annoyingness is so fun!

Mark my words. After Camryn is done with college and stuff, one day Sharon will open the door at stare at "Carly"--Cassie's never-before-known twin. You read it here first! (Jack Smith once even alluded to the twin possibility aroun the time he wrote off Camryn).

You want to hear a crazy/stupid rumor I read. Here it is:

Cassie was not the child Sharon gave up, Daisy is.

I love Amber! Her annoyingness is so fun!

Weight Frantz against the actresses who play/played Abby, Eden, Colleen, Lily, Daisy...

For all the trouble Amber gets, Frantz INHABITS her. She has a perspective. She lights up a scene. She brings energy. She's a far better actress than any of those others. If we're tossing away the young females (they already ditched Colleen, and seem to be sending Eden out of town), let's send a bunch of these other ladies before we ditch Amber. Moreover, I think I'd even ditch Jana (because I don't really see her point) before I ditched Amber.

I'm perfectly willing to lose Amber, though, if it leads to a smaller, tighter canvas that plays IMPORTANT characters 4-5 days/week.

You want to hear a crazy/stupid rumor I read. Here it is:

Cassie was not the child Sharon gave up, Daisy is.

No. I hope not. Why is Daisy now going after DANIEL????

Edited January 21, 201015 yr by MarkH

Mark my words. After Camryn is done with college and stuff, one day Sharon will open the door at stare at "Carly"--Cassie's never-before-known twin. You read it here first! (Jack Smith once even alluded to the twin possibility aroun the time he wrote off Camryn).

If you, people, didn't know this by now, here it is: Mark is Y&R's chief advertising officer and ghost consultant. He furnishes Maria & Co. with bibles. And advertises them here.

Cassie was not the child Sharon gave up, Daisy is.

Oh HELLLLLLL NO!

If you, people, didn't know this by now, here it is: Mark is Y&R's chief advertising officer and ghost consultant. He furnishes Maria & Co. with bibles. And advertises them here.

LMAO. Where do I get my checks? (or "cheques", depending on your country of origin).

If you, people, didn't know this by now, here it is: Mark is Y&R's chief advertising officer and ghost consultant. He furnishes Maria & Co. with bibles. And advertises them here.

Well he does get all his talking points from Casiello's Twitter.

Weight Frantz against the actresses who play/played Abby, Eden, Colleen, Lily, Daisy...

For all the trouble Amber gets, Frantz INHABITS her. She has a perspective. She lights up a scene. She brings energy. She's a far better actress than any of those others. If we're tossing away the young females (they already ditched Colleen, and seem to be sending Eden out of town), let's send a bunch of these other ladies before we ditch Amber. Moreover, I think I'd even ditch Jana (because I don't really see her point) before I ditched Amber.

Word. The character is horrror, but there is something about Adrienne Frantz that just transcends it and makes it fun. For me, at least. I couldn't stand her on B&B, here — a different story.

I'm perfectly willing to lose Amber, though, if it leads to a smaller, tighter canvas that plays IMPORTANT characters 4-5 days/week.

Sure.

Well he does get all his talking points from Casiello's Twitter.

LMAO. Where do I get my checks? (or "cheques", depending on your country of origin).

Your cheques are a confidential matter.