Toupée Fiasco is giving out his cellphone number to other world leaders, creating a security and logistics nightmare.

 

Trump to world leaders: Call me maybe _ on my cellphone

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: #covfeve

 

 

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017

Now trending!

 

New York's newest nightclub is #covfefe pic.twitter.com/WnNvTKgWD7

— Ryan Kirby (@thatswhatrysaid) May 31, 2017

#covfefe is a real word, it's an alternative word.. pic.twitter.com/7KnYFahVGz

— Nom de plume (@JusticeShell) May 31, 2017

My lawyers, staff, & family are concerned about my isolation, my lack of sleep, & late night tweeting. My only response to them is #covfefe.

— Donald J. Trump (@RealDonaldTrFan) May 31, 2017

I'm thinking #Aqenbpuu if it's a boy and #Covfefe if it's a girl. pic.twitter.com/NAcMclHuie

— end of line (@exdli) May 31, 2017

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially #covfefe. pic.twitter.com/uVA4rsEjV2

— Malcolm Flex (@BlackrThaBerry) May 31, 2017

Oh wow #covfefe pic.twitter.com/0D3Eign8Ym

— Matthew Kenerly (@MattK_FS) May 31, 2017

Conservatives tomorrow

"I never heard of #covfefe before."

"It's a perfectly cromulent word." pic.twitter.com/OkwTcYGzXC

— Ocular Nervosa (@ocularnervosa) May 31, 2017

Do not stop using #Covfefe suddenly or you could have unpleasant withdrawal symptoms. Ask your doctor how to safely stop using Covfefe.

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) May 31, 2017

Spicer tomorrow: I haven't discussed #covfefe with the President yet but the tweet speaks for itself.

— MsDeNovo (@MissDeNovo) May 31, 2017

Witnessing the moment @realDonaldTrump truly became President of the United Stefufu. #covfefe pic.twitter.com/qlnzLZMUXY

— Ryan Ozawa (@hawaii) May 31, 2017

At the Hardluck Diner in Doomshollow, WV, the patrons there say "#covfefe" is the right way to spell "coffee" now. "I just trust Trump." pic.twitter.com/ucbA1OCMyF

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 31, 2017

the president may well have had a stroke mid-tweet and we're all just here making memes about it #covfefe

— abdul 🚀 (@Advil) May 31, 2017

"What is your name, oh beautiful orb?"
"My name is unpronounceable in your earth tongue. But call me #covfefe" pic.twitter.com/D6tP0Ulzsn

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 31, 2017

Wakes up.
Checks Twitter.
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Uh...
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📈 Lookups fo...
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Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.

— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) May 31, 2017

Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wagugu.

— Franklin Leonard (@franklinleonard) May 31, 2017

H.R. McMaster: "Covfefe actually is a prudent policy choice, one that finally puts American interests first."

— Carl Prine (@CarlPrinetweets) May 31, 2017

4 hours ago, DramatistDreamer said:

Toupée Fiasco is giving out his cellphone number to other world leaders, creating a security and logistics nightmare.

 

Trump to world leaders: Call me maybe _ on my cellphone

 

Oh, FFS. Will somebody PLEASE get a tranquilizer dart gun and then release Trump into a faraway forest? On Pluto?

People think it's funny but the Quechua people of the Andean highlands have been chewing the covfefe leaf as natural stimulant for millennia

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) May 31, 2017

Yo covfefo
Tu covfefes
El covfefe
Nosotros covfefemos
Ellos covfefen

— LaVendrick Smith (@LaVendrickS) May 31, 2017

Years of research and billions of dollars were spent to bring us this Internet and this is what we get #thankyouinternet #covfefe pic.twitter.com/mNGf9uJ8cY

— Colin Miner (@cominer) May 31, 2017

1 hour ago, Wendy said:

 

Oh, FFS. Will somebody PLEASE get a tranquilizer dart gun and then release Trump into a faraway forest? On Pluto?

Are you sure that's not exactly what happened mid-tweet?

Trump has now pulled the US OUT of the Paris Accords. 

22 minutes ago, Roman said:

Trump has now pulled the US OUT of the Paris Accords. 

 

seethe.

White House staff fear the return of Corey Lewandowski.

We're out of the Paris Accords AND Corey's poised to make a comeback?  Oh, the covfefe just keeps getting deeper.

20 minutes ago, Khan said:

We're out of the Paris Accords AND Corey's poised to make a comeback?  Oh, the covfefe just keeps getting deeper.

But how do we stop it? I mean it's now an avalanche of covfefe every single day.....

1 hour ago, GMac said:

 

seethe.

He is the WORST POTUS in the last 60 years. 

8 minutes ago, Roman said:

He is the WORST POTUS in the last 60 years. 

 

Meanwhile, in Hell, Richard Nixon breathes a YUGE sigh of relief.

11 minutes ago, Roman said:

But how do we stop it? I mean it's now an avalanche of covfefe every single day.....

 

You do what they do in places like Sulphur, Oklahoma: you hold your nose and try not to mind it so much.

Buzzfeed: WH staff positions now seen as "career suicide".

 

"Hell no!” said one Republican — one of the most common type of responses BuzzFeed News got from operatives. “That would be career suicide.”

 

Others brought a mix of dark humor.

 

"That's like asking someone who just witnessed a horrific bungee jumping accident whether they would like to go next,” one Republican source responded in a text message.

 

“It would be only a few months on the job before tapping out the ‘I want to spend more time with family’ email,” another said.

 

One operative whose spouse works in the Trump administration dissolved into laughter upon being asked if they would want the role.

 

"Sorry, I’m sorry," the source said between stifled laughter. "Oh, you’re being serious? Oh my god, I’m crying of laughter, why would anyone in their right mind want to be his communications director?"

One of the commentators (conservative Obvi) the other day said....'well, I've given speeches in the midwest - Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma and other places and the people that voted for him approve of his job performance, they think he's doing great, they just care about jobs, they don't understand why the media is doing what they're doing..."  and he continued on with some nonsense. 

 

I'm missing something....how are their lives already astoundingly better?  What has he done that is so great...his job performance?  With the crazy tweets, the complete constant disruption....what on Earth do they think the media is to blame?  It's laughable....they're reporting the NEWS.  They're not MAKING HIM SAY what he says and ACT the way he does.  They're just telling you about it...and Hel* don't even watch the news....just read his tweets for yourself and see if you can make any kind of sense out of it. 

 

But no offense to anyone, but thanks for just confirming I have no desire whatsoever to go to Kansas, Oklahoma, etc. 

Actually, that's "career covfefe."