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Never! My daughter would never let some other couple beat hers! :lol:

Gossip is spreading that a certain person is going to expose another person's two timing schemes, which will tear two supercouples apart....and they both share the same person....

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Okay, I'm not pointing fingers at anyone (SHAYAN!), but where the [!@#$%^&*] is my comforter!? I'm pretty sure that I saw a certain couple of homos rolling around in bedsheets last night labeled specifically for KENUBIA! Bedding thieves!!

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TWO SCOOPS!

One says that Shayan is on the verge of a break-up. Why? Because, supposedly, Ryan can't keep himself active enough with Shawn, and has been having intimate relations with several other board members...such as Jen, Clint, and even made a pass at Dusty (one half of the supercouple DustBunny) who subsequently turned him down. As always, Soap Opera Naughtiness Digest will keep you posted. ;)

The other scoop says that a certain poster has been flaunting his supercouple status, when in fact, he's the only one involved and the other poster knows nothing of their supposed "romance".

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We have received word that Shawn is taking the danger against Ryan very seriously. Apparently a crazed fan of Ryan's has been stalking him for the past month, even at one time writing on the bathroom mirror while Ryan was in the shower! A friend overheard Shawn say, "If I see that fothermucker around, I'll eradicate him from Ryan's life."

Shortly after Shawn was seen being escorted to the police station for making terroristic threats. Ryan would know this...but we hear Ryan is currently at his secret meeting place with Clint. How will Shawn take this news?

We think he'll open up a big can of whoop ass!

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BREAKING NEWS!!!

SoapOperaNaughtiness Digest has just obtained an exclusive voice message sent by Ryan to Clint upon arriving at their "secret spot" and finding Clint missing in action. The voicemail goes as far as to call Clint a "bastardous scumbag who deserves to sleep with the fishes".

Although Shawn (the second half of trainwreck SON supercouple Shayan) is supposedly in police custody after being turned in for death threats against a certain beloved, irreplaceable, integral member of the SON community, rumor has it that the guard let Ryan's indiscretions slip to Shawn, who went berserk in his cell.

More updates as we get them.

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Turns out, that was Ryan's twin Brian who showed up at the "fake" meeting spot to draw the attention of the crazed stalker who believes himself to be a certain beloved, irreplaceable, integral member of the SON community. We have CONFIRMED that Ryan & Clint met up in their real secret place. How do we know? Well Clint called us and told us so. What will Ryan have to think about that?

SHOCKING! It's total BLASPHEMY! I mean REALLY, this is just so NOT cool.

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BREAKING NEWS!!!

We have been told that Shayan's lawyers have filed a motion to bar the use of the name "Shayan" by their haters and have filed papers to sue Kenubia for creating a fake sex tape meant to defraud and ruin the reputation of the original SON power couple.

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BREAKING NEWS

Kenubia’s lawyers to release a SHOCKING audio tape of Ryan’s hate-filled and jealousy laced tirade on Kenubia’s answering machine. Supreme diva Nubia is reportedly devastated by Ryan’s vile threats, as Nubia funded Ryan’s first three stints in rehab. Sources claim Ryan’s rage is due to be rejected by Nubia after he begged her to run away with him at a recent SON meeting.

Kenubia's is seeking a restraining order as the couple flees to their south beach estate.

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