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The Cocktail Lounge

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So there I am at Walmart getting some odds and ends when I get to the chips/soad section of the store....there's a 20 something cute guy putting Coca Cola drinks up....he is cute...of course I am checking him out....while he puts more cokes up his pants starting falling.....wub.png down comes his pants and he gray brief underwear come out...nice view...got to see his hot ass and backside...what a view....he finally realizes his pants have fallen lower than expected and raises them up. I was so close to telling him... Hot view....lol

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Lately, I have been strongly hit on by two married women, my same age-ish, one of whom is in a failing relationship, the other rumored to be with a guy who is maybe a little "flexible" in terms of his sexuality. Granted, I am a pretty sensitive guy who posts on a soap opera message board for God's sake, so I'm not exactly masculinity personified, but I do get very nice superficial comments from both sexes (I work in the arts) though I am super gay-friendly but down with the ladies. Something I have always struggled with is my inherent/learned kindness which has given more people than I care to remember the impression that I was into them and consequently that I "led them on." It's a lose-lose because a lot of girls are drawn to real dicks (no pun intended), and I've tried to be that at times with varying degrees of success, but it is so much easier to just be yourself... the dude who will [!@#$%^&*] your brains out then cuddle you to Golden Girls reruns. :/ I know I will find my match one of these days, but no rush, because I can barely support myself let alone a wife and kids.

LMFAO!! I could just imagine you *trying* to be an !@#$%^&*] to attract poon, all the while gleefully hoping it's working.

The Cocktail Lounge has officially become a singles bar. Don't know if that's a good or bad thing :(

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LOL, now that you've said that, I reread posts and I can hear the background chatter and glasses chinging. We are an interesting bunch, we. Wouldn't it be sad/hilarious if we all actually met up in life one day and we just sat there silent like, "Soooo... whistling.jpg ... uhhmm, now what soaps did you watch again All My Shadows, I mean, [real name]?" / "AHHH, stfu you imposter, you don't look or sound a [!@#$%^&*] thing like the 'REAL' SFK!!" *storms out* *Soapsuds follows* / marceline: Okay, NOW we are acting like some goddamn soap opera fans! Carl honey, what are you having?

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Bwhahahaha...at the time I think I needed one with him included ....the hot coke guy....lol...he sure did have a nice body and ass..and undies of course...lol

LOL, now that you've said that, I reread posts and I can hear the background chatter and glasses chinging. We are an interesting bunch, we. Wouldn't it be sad/hilarious if we all actually met up in life one day and we just sat there silent like, "Soooo... whistling.jpg ... uhhmm, now what soaps did you watch again All My Shadows, I mean, [real name]?" / "AHHH, stfu you imposter, you don't look or sound a [!@#$%^&*] thing like the 'REAL' SFK!!" *storms out* *Soapsuds follows* / marceline: Okay, NOW we are acting like some goddamn soap opera fans! Carl honey, what are you having?

That would be so fun to do.....

LMFAO!! I could just imagine you *trying* to be an !@#$%^&*] to attract poon, all the while gleefully hoping it's working.

The Cocktail Lounge has officially become a singles bar. Don't know if that's a good or bad thing sad.png

For me its a bad thing...I am not getting any younger....I've been thinking about it a lot lately. When I was younger I wasnt in a rush to find someone. I was enjoying college....lusting after a professor....lol......

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I have a professor now that I would gladly schtump to get a passing grade. His class is hard, he's mildly arrogant, but he is DILFy as dafuq. At least 50 years old, a little bit of grey starting to show up, former Marine, no ass but clearly a large penis. Very cute smile, very intelligent, a little on the dorky side, but his voice is very sexy. I want. I forcefully undress him with my eyes every single time we talk one-on-one, and I'm pretty sure he's noticed and appreciated this very much.

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I have a professor now that I would gladly schtump to get a passing grade. His class is hard, he's mildly arrogant, but he is DILFy as dafuq. At least 50 years old, a little bit of grey starting to show up, former Marine, no ass but clearly a large penis. Very cute smile, very intelligent, a little on the dorky side, but his voice is very sexy. I want. I forcefully undress him with my eyes every single time we talk one-on-one, and I'm pretty sure he's noticed and appreciated this very much.

"Due to horniness, today the part of All My Shadows will be played by Blanche Devereaux..."

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(I got a Blanche gif for all y'all...)

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"Due to horniness, today the part of All My Shadows will be played by Blanche Devereaux..."

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(I got a Blanche gif for all y'all...)

LMAO......love it!

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I have a professor now that I would gladly schtump to get a passing grade. His class is hard, he's mildly arrogant, but he is DILFy as dafuq. At least 50 years old, a little bit of grey starting to show up, former Marine, no ass but clearly a large penis. Very cute smile, very intelligent, a little on the dorky side, but his voice is very sexy. I want. I forcefully undress him with my eyes every single time we talk one-on-one, and I'm pretty sure he's noticed and appreciated this very much.

The professor I had a thing for was short and dorky as well. He was ok looks wise. It was his body that was hot. One day I saw him racing off his office and decided to followed him...a la Angela Lansbury....by the time I caught up to him he was in the college gym....so I peek in and he is alone excercising with NO SHIRT ON....damn....muscled hairy chest...I was just in wow mode.....so I watched in awww as he continued his weight lifting ...etc..etc.....then....he stopped...I hid..and he headed for the showers......dear lord.........you now what happened next......

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The professor I had a thing for was short and dorky as well. He was ok looks wise. It was his body that was hot. One day I saw him racing off his office and decided to followed him...a la Angela Lansbury....by the time I caught up to him he was in the college gym....so I peek in and he is alone excercising with NO SHIRT ON....damn....muscled hairy chest...I was just in wow mode.....so I watched in awww as he continued his weight lifting ...etc..etc.....then....he stopped...I hid..and he headed for the showers......dear lord.........you now what happened next......

Well... did you get to see him?

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Dear Lord, reading through some of the last posts in this thread I can't help but think "what the hell have I gotten myself into?" lol

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See him!? Forget that...Did you fuckk him!?

No didnt [!@#$%^&*] him but saw him completely naked....so yummy......actually he caught me watching him shower naked....lol.....bwahahahahaha.....

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