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Anyone ever have a "WTF" moment? This could be anything. Conversations with someone that made you go "WTF"? Or even seeing something that made you go "WTF"? I had a WTF moment Friday at work when a co-worker of mine told me that I "wasn't a spring chicken anymore" after I didn't open our building because he was late. Then he stuttered for a bit trying to get his words and out came out with "you know better man". I was like WTF? I totally saw myself hitting him, I had to shake the vision out of my head. Anyone got any "WTF" moments to share?

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LOL This should be a very good thread. I get lots of wtf moments at where I work since I deal with the general public on a daily basis, working in retail comes with the territory. So I see lots of interesting people and interesting situations. For example the other day we spotted this suspicious looking character wandering around the store. We kept an eye on him and sure enough he pocketed something, a kaiser roll..... and he hit it inbetween his arm and his chest and gradually was taking bites.

So we got him took him upstairs to serve a trespassing notice, normal procedure. I was already going wtf when we saw him wandering around the store but then I saw his name.....

Jesus De Jesus (pronounced Hazuz) but I just had to go WTF? LOL seriously that's what I said. It was pretty god damn funny :lol:

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i have one. my former boss at work decided to make some changes to my schedule. Now, I was gonna have a lot of day shifts since I got switched back to the pharmacy since the boss doesn't make the pharmacy schedule, and I guess he didn't like that b/c he always wanted me to work nights...and that sucked. So, he comes back there and tells me he was taking me out of pharamcy for 3 days. And I had to work the weekend...which was supposed to be my weekend off. WTF?? That is #1. So, when I show up on that following Tuesday up front, I was only scheduled to be up front for 4 hrs. So, after I clocked myself in and got to work, the former boss comes up to me and said, "You have two choices...you can either go home or you can go to the pharmacy." HUH??? He wanted me to work up front, and now he doesn't??? WTF??!! That's #2. I have one more......that same day, he tells a co-worker he wants to get a transfer (though it didn't pan out since he got canned...YES!! the stupid p*ick), and so she tells him since I was working only four hours, why couldn't I stay and she go home since she didn't have a day off yet, which I didn't mind since I was supposed to be there for 8 hrs. anyway. He said no b/c he didn't want me working overtime hrs...only her. WTF Moment #3

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Resurrecting an old thread. I know, I know. How much lamer can I get? :P

I had a WTF?! moment today.

A friend of mine texted and told me I could come over. Well, I told her I'd be there at 4:30 but I got held up. So I texted her back and said "Hey. Gonna be late. Be there 5-ish". Then she texts me back saying that she forgot she had to go to a funeral at 5:30 with her boyfriend.

:huh:

Uh....when did they start having funerals at 6? I've heard of them being at like 2pm or like 10am. But not way late like that! I mean....

WTF?! :huh:

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Saturday, I had a customer come up to me with a bar of soap and sniff it in front of me, and shove it in my face, saying "I don't know if this smells pure. Does it smell pure to you," proceeding to shove it in my face.. When I told him that the soap had natural ingredients, he continues by smelling the soap again (and holding up the line while doing it) and says, "Yes, it smells like it's 100% natural. Do you think I should buy it?" I couldn't help but give him a :blink: and say "What do you think you should do?" He smiles and says, "I'll buy it!" shouting like he was in some auction or something. When he left, it took me a few minutes to stop staring at him like he just came off some un-discovered planet. A true blue WTF moment for me.

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Saturday, I had a customer come up to me with a bar of soap and sniff it in front of me, and shove it in my face, saying "I don't know if this smells pure. Does it smell pure to you," proceeding to shove it in my face.. When I told him that the soap had natural ingredients, he continues by smelling the soap again (and holding up the line while doing it) and says, "Yes, it smells like it's 100% natural. Do you think I should buy it?" I couldn't help but give him a :blink: and say "What do you think you should do?" He smiles and says, "I'll buy it!" shouting like he was in some auction or something. When he left, it took me a few minutes to stop staring at him like he just came off some un-discovered planet. A true blue WTF moment for me.

:lol: I can just see you now. LOL!

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My "WTF" moment is a funny one.

One of my friends got into an accident, and lost his first ever car shortly after getting it. So, to say something nice and hopeful, the words that came out of my mouth were, "I hope your next car takes you to your grave!"

Some better words to use would've been, "I hope your next car lasts you a lifetime."

Im sure "WTF!" were one of the words or something along those lines to cross his mind. That was surely on the words that I thought of upon hindsight. But, all we could both do was laugh. :lol:

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Oh, I got another one. Infact this list could go on endlessy. One of my jobs is in a customer-service envirnoment ... and well, most customers are idiots!

This customer comes up to one of my co-workers and asks for a "pipe". Mind you, we work in a fast food restaurant. So, him and I are both looking at one another thinking, what the hell does he want with a pipe? So, the customer goes on to make these slurping noises to help us figure out what he was asking for.

At this point, we figured he wanted a straw, and was referring to it as a pipe. WTF!

So, my co-worker and I decide to have a little fun seeing as it was relatively slow, so we just kept playing stupid. The customer goes on to make all these akward hand motions and noises... that just sounded very wrong! :lol:

And, then there was this one time, this customer calls me and says, "I found a piece of a finger in my burger". WTF! So, I'm trying my best not to laugh. I tell the man, "well, none of my staff are missing a finger...". He calls me a liar and threatens to sue if I don't compensate him.

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Resurrecting an old thread. I know, I know. How much lamer can I get? :P

I had a WTF?! moment today.

A friend of mine texted and told me I could come over. Well, I told her I'd be there at 4:30 but I got held up. So I texted her back and said "Hey. Gonna be late. Be there 5-ish". Then she texts me back saying that she forgot she had to go to a funeral at 5:30 with her boyfriend.

:huh:

Uh....when did they start having funerals at 6? I've heard of them being at like 2pm or like 10am. But not way late like that! I mean....

WTF?! :huh:

Maybe she meant they had to go to a Wake and called it a Funeral? :huh:

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