I think I could handle it Kenny...

Bootylicious

Kelly, can you handle this?

Michelle, can you handle this?

Beyoncé, can you handle this?

I don't think they can handle this!

Barely move, we've arrived

Lookin sexy, lookin fly

Baddest chick, chick inside

DJ, jam tonight

Spotted me a tender thang

There you are, come on baby

Don't you wanna dance with me

Can you handle, handle me

You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight

You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight

Read my lips carefully if you like what you see

Move, groove, prove you can hang with me

By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me

Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

Baby, can you handle this?

Baby, can you handle this?

Baby, can you handle this?

I don't think you can handle this!

I'm about to break you off

H-town goin hard

Lead my hips, slap my thighs

Swing my hair, square my eyes

Lookin hot, smellin good

Groovin like I'm from the hood

Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss

Can you handle, handle this

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

Move your body up and down (whoo!)

Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)

I can't help but wonder why (whoo!)

Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe

I shake my jelly at every chance

When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance

I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have

Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz

[scatting]

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this jelly

I don't think you ready for this

Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

RoFL! I was just singing that song to Nubs on AIM

Anyone seen this? It's shocking!

^^saw that in one of my Photoshop classes....shocking indeed, but true nonetheless

Kenny, come over here and give me what I want

Y'all are a freaky bunch lol. They say that they only come out at night....

That dove commercial was very interesting. She went from "ugly duckling" to "swan."

And a couple of pages back LMAO to that "puberty" clip

Y'all are a freaky bunch lol. They say that they only come out at night....

That dove commercial was very interesting. She went from "ugly duckling" to "swan."

And a couple of pages back LMAO to that "puberty" clip

"...you might have a dream where you're touching a very special girl in a place that smells like the sea!"

^^^^ For you Kenny

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

I love to hear you oralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we both sixty nine

If we sit on our faces

In all sorts of places

And play till we're blown away.

woo, things are getting spicy in here tonight

"...you might have a dream where you're touching a very special girl in a place that smells like the sea!"

LOL, that was funky.

woo, things are getting spicy in here tonight

And it's about to get spicier...here's a sneak preview ladies and gents,

^^^^ For you Kenny

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

I love to hear you oralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we both sixty nine

If we sit on our faces

In all sorts of places

And play till we're blown away.

How did you know facesitting was my favorite?

Mutual j/o... that's hot. Blowjobs, even hotter. I've even been known to swap some juices from mouth to mouth. But nothing gets me off like a little wet on my face.

And it's about to get spicier...here's a sneak preview ladies and gents,

Where are my one dollar bills? Gimmie my ones!

How did you know facesitting was my favorite?

Mutual j/o... that's hot. Blowjobs, even hotter. I've even been known to swap some juices from mouth to mouth. But nothing gets me off like a little wet on my face.

Edited January 27, 200719 yr by mateo22

If we were kissing Kenny then maybe I could get with the whole swapping thing, but then again, I don't know how that'll go