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But unlike Whitney, Charlie is actively trying to be funny and he really is a lot of the time. The problem is that he's in denial. Sure, he passed his drug test, but that doesn't mean much. If he were serious about being clean and staying clean he wouldn't be hanging out with "the goddesses". Not that I have anything against porn stars, it's just that it speaks to the lifestyle he's continuing to choose.

I'm really hoping someone or something stops him before the worst happens.

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Charlie's on Twitter now? My God, it DOES get better!

"Unemployed Winner" :lol:

"Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show... I'd rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a '75 Pacer...." :lol:

Charlie has so many hilarious quotes.....here's a site where you can find some of them: http://livethesheendream.com/

The Charlie Sheen Glossary: ‘Winning,’ Warlocks, and More

More Sheen quotes:

“I am on a drug – it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

“If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”

“The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed, armless children.”

“I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging seven-gram rocks. Because that’s how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear: Go.”

“I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”

“It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.”

“The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

“I’m tired of pretending I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.”

“People can’t figure me out, they can’t process me, I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with the normal brain.”

“I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.”

“Dying is for fools, amateurs.”

Read more: Best Charlie Sheen Quotes: From Tiger Blood to Bi-Winning

I think his best quote is: "I am on a drug...it's called Charlie Sheen."

I can't get enough of this guy. He's a rockstar. :lol:

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"Let's talk about something exciting. Me" :lol:

Who can? He'll have a million twitter followers by Friday. It can't last, but he's having a hilarious run. I hate reality shows, but I would watch one with CS. I just pray this ends well or I am going to feel really guilty for enjoying it so much.

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Maybe he's not planning on staying sober that long? That's why I don't take his negative drug tests seriously. Sure, he can stay of the crack for a few days, but he's bound to relapse given his living situation.

Plus, I think he did all of those interviews before the 20/20 one aired because he knows he came of kooky in that one. I'm sure it pissed ABC off that he went around doing a ton of interviews before theirs aired.

Looks like he threatened his ex-wife and the kids were taken from him Tuesday night:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20470188,00.html?hpt=C2

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Actually as soon as I posted that, I thought of that. When I worked at a walk in counselling place it was pretty common for hardcore users to be able to handle a couple days of "sobriety" (honestly I think at that point they're still feeling the drugs even if a test comes out clean--like with Sheen) quite easily. Now that his twin sons were just removed from his house or whatever I'm sure it would give even less incentive to stay clean.

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Did you watch the first season of the Anna Nicole Smith Show?

I'm not sure I could now but it was just the ultimate trainwreck, fascinating...so much so that it seemed like there was a sharp turn towards very bad scripting in the second season which I had to skip after a few episodes.

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I think perhaps he was smoking crack? I have no idea about this stuff.

I agree. Whatever else CS is, he's funny. People like Anna Nicole are a different animal. She was still fun to watch, but in a very different way, at least for me. Anna never seemed like she was in on the joke, if you know what I mean.

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