Everything posted by Darn
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General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
But so much of daytime is about familiarity. Changing a set that drastically should happen gradually, it could have even been a story point. There has to be a balance between the Abbott living room on Y&R remaining virtual unchanged in 40 years (you can breathe in the dust mites through the TV screen) and the Quartermaines suddenly living in an Ashley Furniture showroom. They've also, similar to what @Vee said, stripped these residences of their ability to tell us more about these characters beyond "they live here". Just so this isn't totally negative I think my favorite current home set is Portia and Curtis', I know it was previous Jax's and someone else's idk but I like it a lot. It's got a good use of space and the entryways to the back area/kitchen are different than typical soap sets. I also like the African prints they have draped over some of the furniture because I gotta be honest, affluent black people do love their African prints.
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DAYS: Kim Coles lands a role on the show
In 30 years: Traccee Ellis Ross IN as Abe's 17th unknown child. Based on that picture I thought she was going to be someone pretending to be Paulina.
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The Chad Dimera Award for Most Unlikely Leading Character
Fücking Spinelli.
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General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
Shocked the lack of comments regarding the return of the Quartermaine mansion! It's not exactly as it was but WOOD PANELING, no more of that blue/gray NONSENSE. I literally have no else to say about this episode, it was dullsville. Jane did what she could to save her portions but the woman can only carry a show on her back so far.
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YR promo: a coup
You would never guess that Billy, with the sliding scale of soap opera time, is 30 years younger than Jack and Ashley. Peter Bergman looks more fresh faced than JT!
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General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
She's on the cusp! Is she supposed to be a mob boss like Sonny? Why is she spending SO much time with small potatoes like Gladys? It's giving obsessed. All this so she can own a garage... Can someone explain how and why Sasha has enough money to need a conservator? Was Brando wealthy? Is Sasha wealthy? I know she's a spokesmodel for Deception but is she making conservatorship money?
- General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
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General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
Lmao! I know we joke but I'm telling you that man was more engaged watching Laura exposit about her memories of the Ice Princess than he was about the implosion of his marriage! *Laura slumped over in her airplane seat discussing the end of the Cassadines* and Curtis is there all *heart eyes. I didn't watch this show for a number of years so if you had told me Shawn and Curtis were the same person I would have believed you. The ebony to Sasha and Willow's ivory if you will. Speaking of race-based jokes, Selina Wu's Dragon Lady act isn't just bordering on offensive anymore, it just is. She literally slithers into scenes. Such a bizarre character played by, as @Vee said, a one-note actress. And they explained but now try and make it make sense, WHY would she care or know about Trina possible being Curtis' daughter? Enough to mess with the DNA results? That's so lame, just so we can have the billionth DNA test result switch in daytime. Not only should she not care, WE don't care! Because Curtis is a vessel without a purpose, absolutely nothing will change in Trina's life and Taggert has been stripped of his personality. The Taggert I remember would have been right there with Portia in trying to get Spencer away from Trina, he was an eyewitness to Nikolas and Gia! Which they refuse to bring up in any substantial way which is a huge glaring omission since this is history literally repeating itself.
- General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
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General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
We've had characters in their 70s trying to control the love lives of their children in their 50s, I think we'll live with Portia concerned about her barely out of her teens daughter dating a man with a checkered past and clear anger issues. And she hasn't actually done anything yet BUT talk. They're in a real precarious place with this because they can't have her do anything too overt because her relationship with Trina isn't on solid ground but they also shouldn't have her do anything too underhanded because it would compromise the integrity of the character (I know we don't know her well but I like to put her in the "good person" category on this show). Portia truly needs a story of her own, some character defining related to her job and a love interest that isn't Curtis. Brook Kerr deserves something to sink her teeth into, the poor woman suffered through almost a decade of Passions! And she's proved herself to be more than capable, certainly better than a lot of actors on this show who get a ton of bull to play out.
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General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
I don’t think much thought was put into her casting beyond “she’s very pretty”. And they’ve used her twice on the show’s key art used on twitter and Hulu since she joined a year ago despite having an insignificant role on the show. It’s weird. And yeah DT clearly sees that the only way he’s going to fulfill his dream of becoming the black Luke Spencer is by bedding Laura.
- General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
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General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
She barely passes as human so my expectations for her are very low. Donnell seems checked out of the role completely to me. I don't get the feeling he likes any of this story. Brook Kerry is giving her all plus 10% and he's just 😐. Taggert is more engaged in the desolation of Portia's marriage than Curtis is.
- General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
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General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
Lexi looks younger than her age which clearly doesn't fit the show's view of the character. Trust me, if Eden McCoy hadn't developed into a beautiful young woman she'd be gone too. Look at Robyn Richards. And if KM hadn't grown up to be so pretty and wasn't so beloved she would have gotten the axe. I think LA is a great actress, better than most of her peers. In fact she's the only actor that gave a remotely realistic reaction to Sonny's return from the dead, everyone else was lukewarm and dead-eyed.
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General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
HP effed up big time and yeah she should suffer the consequences, all of them beyond losing her job. Hopefully the person she injured doesn't die. Does the show even realize how sick it is that a television producer would pump in baby sounds into the earpiece of a woman who had a stillborn child and resulting mental breakdown? That's downright evil. And they treated it so casually. Curtis' club is quite the happening place for Port Charles' middle-aged white women. Carly and Nina are going schedule their next endless argument on the dancefloor.
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Best/Worst Written Soap Affairs
My least favorite affairs are the ones they write in to have had happened off-screen because one half of a couple who got their happily ever after is returning to the show solo. See: Harley and Mallet on GL, Andi and Antonio on OLTL
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GH: Jackie Zeman passed away
I don't know. If you can bring back the other Carlys you can bring back Tony. Make it work, Frank.
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General Hospital: May 2023 Discussion Thread
She returns from the dead and then disappears for almost 2 months. What was the point of this again? I don't hate Felicia but Kristina Wagner's voice drives me absolutely nuts. She can't maintain an inflection or consistent emotion to save her life. She plays the part like a child pretending to be an adult. Is this lady supposed to be related to Luna Moody? I guess anyway to assure Susan Batten has health insurance. They really need to add some flashbacks to this Sasha story, it was a year ago and I've never seen this allegedly meltdown although they talk about it ad nauseam. Cameron Mathison has Drew talk to everyone like they're idiots. He's so artificial, I can't stand it. Dex in every scene: "I have to go Joss! I'm sorry! I am nothing and will be nothing without you because I have no personality outside of being good in bed! I miss you Joss!"
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GH: Jackie Zeman passed away
Not bringing back Brad Maule would be an egregious mistake. If anyone should lead Bobbie to heaven (if we go that corny route) it's Tony, the man who was her best friend and husband of almost ten years. They should bring back Sam Behrens as Jake and AJ Martinez as Roy. And there's no good reason JJ shouldn't return as Lucky. Frank's ego is not a good reason.