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What would Y&R/B&B be like under "Cartini"

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What kind of Jamey Giddens type of sh!t is this thread? "Yes, I know I know how most of you feel about Franklin and Ronald, but please, in the midst of your making fun of them, let me slightly push you towards recognizing their strong points, because I'm just so annoyed with the constant bashing and I just have to see some of you speak positively about them."

Ronald's out of a job in the soap writing industry for the first time in nearly 20 years, and the stans can't handle it.

LMAO OMG AMS :lol::lol::lol: You read this soooooooo wrong OMG :lol: :lol::lol:

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He'd have a field day with Sharon

I think Carl's "Sharon would get DID and rape herself with a shiny new bottle of Brash and Sassy" is very close to the champagne brilliance we'd get. And that would only be the beginning -- da da duuuuuuun!
 

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He'd have a field day with Sharon

 

I think Carl's "Sharon would get DID and rape herself with a shiny new bottle of Brash and Sassy" is very close to the champagne brilliance we'd get. And that would only be the beginning -- da da duuuuuuun!
 

..."You got dat!!!!!!!!"....(Victor)

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He'd have a field day with Sharon

I"m sure ReRon would have her raped then fall for her rapist ala another rapemance which he seems to love

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He'd have a field day with Sharon

 

I think Carl's "Sharon would get DID and rape herself with a shiny new bottle of Brash and Sassy" is very close to the champagne brilliance we'd get. And that would only be the beginning -- da da duuuuuuun!
 

Sharon, Karen, Sherri.....

 

On a plus note, if he were on B&B, he'd likely bring Aly back from the dead, but she'd terrorize everyone out of revenge until he gets bored and kills her off again. Deacon would be promptly killed off

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On a plus note, if he were on B&B, he'd likely bring Aly back from the dead, but she'd terrorize everyone out of revenge until he gets bored and kills her off again. Deacon would be promptly killed off

LMAO I just had the mental image of Ron seeking employment at various soaps so he can constantly kill of whatever character Sean Kanan is playing lmao

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He'd have a field day with Sharon

 

I think Carl's "Sharon would get DID and rape herself with a shiny new bottle of Brash and Sassy" is very close to the champagne brilliance we'd get. And that would only be the beginning -- da da duuuuuuun!
 

Sharon, Karen, Sherri.....

 

On a plus note, if he were on B&B, he'd likely bring Aly back from the dead, but she'd terrorize everyone out of revenge until he gets bored and kills her off again. Deacon would be promptly killed off

not to mention all the fat jokes we'd get before Deacon was killed off

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to be fair to Ron, the writing for Sharon has been so terrible for almost 10 years that Im not sure he can do much worse with her. She just seems like his typical hot mess heroine, but he wouldnt have to put much work in destroying her bc all the previous writers did a good job of getting her to that place.

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Yall, I'm sorry :( I've been crabby as hell all week bc I'm on pills for something that doesn't seem to be going away but is actually getting more painful. Please accept my apology, YRfan23! Mentions of this particular writer always do set me off!

Anyway, if I had to do some conjecturing, I'd say B&B would venture back into "Pam and Donna on the Price is Right!" territory, which isn't horrible, but RC, in true RC style, would overdo it from the start, turning it into an awkward mess. As always, outlandish notions that you think are meant to be "comedy" (his brand and no one else's) will expand and expand until we have Nicole trying to get pregnant off of frozen Myron sperm from 10 years ago because Zende' and Thomas are about to play house with Brooke and Ridge's next child.

Speaking of Brooke and Ridge, it's them all day, every day, "because we honor history."

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Sorry to hear you are not 100%, AMS.  Whatever it is you are going through, hope you recover from it soon.

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Ron would make Sharon a hooker like ATWT's Emily.

I will be surprised if Pratt doesn't soon enough. 


(what do you think of Pratt's writing, BTW?)

 

Sorry about your illness, AMS. I think we all knew you didn't mean anything. There's so much trolling here now it can be tough to tell what isn't sometimes.

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Yall, I'm sorry :( I've been crabby as hell all week bc I'm on pills for something that doesn't seem to be going away but is actually getting more painful. Please accept my apology, YRfan23! Mentions of this particular writer always do set me off!

Anyway, if I had to do some conjecturing, I'd say B&B would venture back into "Pam and Donna on the Price is Right!" territory, which isn't horrible, but RC, in true RC style, would overdo it from the start, turning it into an awkward mess. As always, outlandish notions that you think are meant to be "comedy" (his brand and no one else's) will expand and expand until we have Nicole trying to get pregnant off of frozen Myron sperm from 10 years ago because Zende' and Thomas are about to play house with Brooke and Ridge's next child.

Speaking of Brooke and Ridge, it's them all day, every day, "because we honor history."

No worries :) and I am very sorry for what you are going through and send many positive thoughts! :) 

Yeah, every character on B&B would probably have to be on "Price is right".....though it would be hilarious seeing Dollar Bill and Ridge face off on that or "let's make a deal" which RC would do...

I still think I would like Steffy more under them cause they would probably break her and Liam up and then find some excuse for them to be at each other's throats all the time which would be more fun then now I hate to say....

Amber would be back along with Tawny who would be written more like Rebecca Hotchkiss,  then Tina....

I can still see Thomas becoming very evil....

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Ron would make Sharon a hooker like ATWT's Emily.

 

I will be surprised if Pratt doesn't soon enough. 


(what do you think of Pratt's writing, BTW?)

Pratt's writing is terrible but he was terrible on AMC (his destruction of the Hubbards was criminal) so it wasn't a surprise.

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