Ava feels like she's being held prisoner in a Swiss spa by a mad scientist doing rapid aging experiments on her. Ron, your ATWT references really aren't as cute as you think they are.

Yeah I picked up on that too….he just steals stuff instead of using original material.

Gawd the whole Franco is loony bit is ridiculous. There is no value to it. Just plain stupid writing.

YOu know I actually feel sorry for Maurice Benard and all this Spinelli fighting Nathan outlandish manhood episodes….

I loved Tracy calling Spinelli a boob….LOL

Oh hai Patricia's daughter...

Tracy don't be so goddamn naive. The second she opened the door I thought, "Who is this sweet black and white cookie..."

She looks like she's trying to blow a bubble from bubble gum

Ha!

I hope Spinelli and Nathan simultaneously knock each other out.

Then a dog comes and pees on them.

Ah….the silly Spinelli crap was to have Nathan strip in close range so that Craptini could have a wet one.

Ha!

I hope Spinelli and Nathan simultaneously knock each other out.
Then Crapitini pees on them.

Fixed….yes I went there….LOL

Now GH has become the Three Stooges with Spinelli and his dancing around the ring..LOL…what a hot mess….

What a joke that boxing match was.

Ugh, I forgot about this casting addition

Rebecca Budig's here ya'll! More airtime sucking pets!

The Real Greenlee!!!!!!!!!

And Puke holding a gun behind the door? Yawn. Saw that one coming.

And Puke holding a gun behind the door? Yawn. Saw that one coming.

I was like [!@#$%^&*] [!@#$%^&*] [!@#$%^&*] [!@#$%^&*]…when will this [!@#$%^&*] end

Did Lulu say she only had 2 brothers? What happened to the 3rd?

So I'm just starting today's episode, but my big question is: The name of the show is General Hospital. Why are people that are patients not in said hospital. We've got three characters in the Looney Bin instead of a psych ward(I guess because GH has no Psychiatrist on staff {paging Kevin Collins}), a cancer patient with GH's chief of Oncology tending a patient in another city, and a burn victim at Shriners that isn't even that badly burned(Don't get me started on the 18 minute commercial every time they show the little S*it).

As I start the show, I wonder why they never tried Scott/ Alexis. Something different, anyway, and they have comedic chemistry!

More after I watch...

lmao Nathan decking Spin just as Maxi walks in.