9 to 5: Soap Edition

[allmc2008]

I am sure we all have heard of the movie "9 to 5". Basically, it is about 3 women who are fed up at there macho boss and they get even. In the movie the 3 women have "Fantasy" moments that show them how they would "fix" there boss.

Anyway, this thread is inspired by that movie. What soap moments would have you liked to do you one of your bosses/superiors, realatives, annoying class mates/coworkers.

I hope this won't be in the "video bash" board because so we should also post videos AND actual moments and this will also allow our non-youtube friendly people a chance to chime in.

Let me go first:

I would love to be Abby in the scene (0:44-2:44) and instead of this Olivia, this should be one of my Uncles.

I cant think of any soap moment right now that I can tell that I would like to take charge of because I am just too Damn tired LOL. So when I feel better I will edit this portion of this post.

[SFK]

AMC's Langley went through a phase where he fantasized about offing Phoebe. The one where he strangles Phoebe at her vanity table is one of my earliest AMC memories, I was probably four years old.

I had a childhood frenemy who I wouldn't have minded being the Dorian to my Tommy at the top of the La Boulaie staircase.

[alphanguy74]

I used to fantasize about sending poison chocolates to one of my annoying classmates in Junior High school, al'a Suzanne and Katherine on Y&R. He ended up dying about 7 years ago, getting hit by a car while staggering around drunk in the middle of the road, after running out of gas on the way home from the riverboat casino. Can't say it surprised me.