Who is in charge of his search party?

What search party?

What search party?

What does Elton John have to do with all this?

^She's hopefully in a more flattering photograph than that mess.

What does Elton John have to do with all this?

BINGO.

Even Elton John isn't gay enough to wear those sunglasses

Even Elton John isn't gay enough to wear those sunglasses

Guza wore them to keep from getting blinded by Jason's paralyzing "hotness." Poor guy just couldn't control himself around the Holy Hitman .

Even Elton John isn't gay enough to wear those sunglasses

Elton John wouldn't be caught dead in such basic eye wear.

Guza wore them to keep from getting blinded by Jason's paralyzing "hotness." Poor guy just couldn't control himself around the Holy Hitman .

Don't look directly into his eyes- they're blinding.

I'm not gonna lie, SBu's eyes have never really appealed to me. They always made me think Cigar Store Indian for some reason *shrugs* .

Too bad Jean Randolph scooped his/her's return before you.

*High five*

I'm not gonna lie, SBu's eyes have never really appealed to me. They always made me think Cigar Store Indian for some reason *shrugs* .

LOOOOOOOOOL!

Stay away from my woman bitch

Stay away from my woman bitch

BETCH, we can't be fighting and still have this four-way wedding go off without a soapy hitch

BETCH, we can't be fighting and still have this four-way wedding go off without a soapy hitch

Hold on a second, I thought WE were getting married .

I guess it'll just have to be one big orgy to keep everybody happy

Hold on a second, I thought WE were getting married .

We are! Double wedding, remember?

I guess it'll just have to be one big orgy to keep everybody happy

Sounds perfect lol

I guess it'll just have to be one big orgy to keep everybody happy

You would solve a problem like this.