Y&R December spoilers

[soapfan770]

From Soaps She Knows and Soapdom:

• Diane's murder mystery heats up as Nikki is the prime suspect while Victor sacrifices himself to take the fall.
  
• Patty's reign of terror results in tragedy by the end of the year.
  
• Dr. Emily Peterson returns to Genoa City as Tucker's new therapist.
  
• Tucker finds himself entangled between Ashley, Harmony, and Genevieve.
  
• Chelsea's arrival in Genoa City impacts Billy and Victoria in a huge way.
  
• The Baldwin/Fisher clan struggle to fend off the looming danger of Angelo.
  
• Nick and Phyllis end things for good when Phyllis makes a grave error of judgment.
  
• Devon decides to take his relations with Tucker and Katherine to the next level.
  
• The return of a rejuvenated Sharon shakes up Genoa City especially for one resident in particular.
  

[dm.]

I'm sure MAB is trying to find a way to keep Haiduk on the show no matter what. This is her second time trying to make Emily happen.

[sheilaforever]

Ugh - there is NOTHING at all interesting.

Soon there will be ten woman pining for Tucker to make this character work!?

Yet again Emily/Patty Jane!?

Dickolas and Syphillis yet AGAIN at crossroads? Betting a few bucks that this pairing from hell will soon be together again - like in 5 seconds post New Year's Eve.

MAB trying to redeem Victor before writing the next idiotic garbage for the pompous old man.

Victoria & Billy are the new Cane&Lily. An awful apiring no one cares a rat's ass about constantly pimped.

It's all just BAD. Sigh!

[DRW50]

Emily/Tucker?

[YRBB]

So much drama! I can't wait.

[Khan]

If the "tragedy" that Matty Jane (for "Myrna," "Patty," and "Mary Jane") causes results in Genevieve's death, then I'm all for it (go, you crazy bitch!). Unfortunately, it'll probably be Kyle who ends up dead.

[Khan]

I wouldn't be surprised to find out Diane faked her death and had surgery to look like Emily in order to come back to Genoa City, expose Patty (and Adam) as her "killer," and infiltrate Tucker and Jack's lives once more.

[Cat]

Seriously. It's like MAB was freeform-writing anything that came to her head on the back of a cocktail napkin at, like, a Herman Cain fundraiser.

I don't know how MAB managed to destroy all the charisma and mojo out of Stephen Nichols, but somehow she has. In fact, Tucker and Genevieve have managed to wipe out any memory I had of these two actors in better days -- it is only as I was typing this that I realized that SN and GF once played a swoony Stefan and Laura on GH.

I like Stacy Haiduk, I wouldn't mind a rehabilitated Patty in GC. But this Beekeeper hiding behind bushes? And Dr. Pee? Ugh. This character is done. Take your cat and piss off back to Mexico, and Emily can hightail it back to wherever and continue giving terrible psychiatric advice.

Yeah, don't worry, Christmas Eve will see some For Old Time's Sake Phick Sex, NYE will see some Drunk Phick Sex, MLK day will see some Angry Phick Sex, Valentines Day (shudder) will see some Shower Phick Sex, Mother's Day will see some Sex on the Desk Phick Sex, a fight with Avery will see some I Want to Get Back at Avery Phick Sex, Phyllis and Nick's STD tests both coming back negative will prompt some Yay! Let's Do It Barebacked Phick Sex... I don't know how much longer Y&R can keep telling us how Hot and Steamy and Adult Phick are. Until cancellation probably.

If there is one thing that unites soaps on the road to cancellation, it is the overbearing insistance on a pairing that nobody likes -- usually at the expense of a pairing that people actually enjoyed. Rylee on AMC comes to mind. Cruz & Kelly on Santa Barbara, breaking up Jake & Paulina for Jake & NotVicky on AW...

Redeems him... then he cooks up another horrendous Patty Jane/lets keep Billy away from his leukemia-ridden daughter scheme that ends up with somebody dying or on the brink of death. What next? Nikki being served a dead rat as a "nod to history"?

Bacteria, I don't mind so much, I actually think Lame are a LOT worse. But god, i would do anything to have Gina Tognoni play Victoria (I sort of want Heather Tom to stay on B&B as Katie, is that wrong?).