OLTL: Discussion for the week of November 14

[DRW50]

I never can remember that her real name was Aubrey - sorry. I just try to ignore most of the details with this.

[Khan]

Aubrey/Kim's dad was Johnny Dee, thus making Carlo Hesser her grandfather (and clearing Viki of murder, since Johnny actually survived his "death").

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[Cheap21]

I'll go a little further, Tina is her mother. Tina carried twin girls, Sarah and Aubrey/Kim with two different fathers, Johnny and Cord. OLTL loves to repeat storylines with the Lord women

[Khan]

And I'll go further than that! Yes, Tina carried twins Sarah (by Cord) and Aubrey/Kim (by Johnny). But, Carlo was so furious Tina Roberts was the mother of his grandchild, not only did he snatch Kim and sell her off to the Wentworths, he switched the one that wasn't Johnny's child with another newborn girl (y'know, for shits and giggles?). Cord and Tina raised that one as "Sarah," while the real Sarah was raised as -- you guessed it -- Kristine Karr/Christine Carr, aka Terri Conn's Aubrey.

"Confused? You will be after this episode of SOAP!"

[~bl~]

If the one who was Cord's ended up as Aubrey/Kim, she would have been married and had sex with her own grandfather. Yuck

According to the full credits on Friday, the preacher was played by Steve Bassett (aka Seth Synder from ATWT).

[Khan]

But, see, even that can be fixed. Check it: Maria Roberts was pregnant when Asa ordered her out of Clint's life. However, Clint and Maria's son was stillborn, so the already unbalanced Maria kidnapped baby Cordero from an El Paso couple, thus undoing Cord's biological ties to the Buchanans. Problem solved.

Then, just to make things really interesting? We'll learn David is actually Clint and Maria's son...right around the time we also learn David is Ford's biological father. (Don't worry, Jess is still Mitch's kid, so no incest there.)

[SFK]

Kim could have believably been the daughter of Carlo but Alex would never diss Carlo like that. I won't even bring up how the dates wouldn't match up as we know that's irrelevant on this program.

[Khan]

Still think ONE LIFE TO LIVE should be commended for its "ironic" and "satiric" touch, ladies and gentlemen? AS wild as these scenarios are, you don't know how close we are to any one of them, or even all of them, becoming true.

[Khan]

On the other hand, if Johnny Dee were still alive when Kim was conceived, Alex might have seduced him because she believed Carlo's ashes in that damn urn wanted it that way.

[Cheap21]

Surprise! Kim, Cutter and Aubrey are all Viki's kids as she forgot she gave birth to them sometime in the 80s

[Khan]

Nope. They're all Echo's. Rex is hers and Clint's; Cutter is hers and Giles' (Giles isn't really Echo's brother); Aubrey is hers and Charlie's (with KZ's good buddy, Alec Baldwin, coming in as nuChuckles for a day or two to learn the truth); and Kim is hers and Victor Lord's (she was the old coot's paid concubine).

Hee. Rex learns his half-sister was once married to his biological father. That should be good for a few JPL ridiculous-looking reaction shots.

[Cheap21]

Thanks for giving me a headache there!

[Khan]

Well, now you know how I feel whenever I watch OLTL these days, lol!

[Mr. Vixen]

I enjoyed reading all of that, and I could totally see it happening, too.

[Bright Eyes]

Is Kim Zimmer really friends with Alec Baldwin?