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Christina Aguilera – Bionic Woman

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Let's forget that she flubbed a line or two: that performance, vocally was pretty bad. The notes were just all over the place and she(like every other lameass popstar) didn't understand that less is more. Sing this anthem like you love this country.

That wasn't love for country; that was tacky, unnecessary vocal gymnastics. And I give it a 4.

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She's been oversinging for practically her whole career, but it has never been that bad. It was like she was trying to be Whitney Houston.

I really enjoyed her from 1999-2004.

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I really enjoyed her from 1999-2004.

Yep... its all been downhill since then. Stripped was one of the best albums of the past decade IMO. And Christina does try to hard with the voice. She has an amazing voice outright... no need to be trying so hard to match Whitney/Mariah circa 1990.

Its sad, really. Christina had the vocal talent that should have been able to sustain her mainstream success alot longer than it has. I think this display proves she is so far beyond relevant, its not funny. If you had told me 10 years ago Britney's career would be in a better position in 2011 than Christina's I would have laughed... not laughing now.

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Horrendous, absolutely horrendous. :ph34r:

It certainly was. But I guess in modern times, we are cursed to have to suffer through every bitch in the universe trying to do some imitation of Mariah. Who needs notes or time signature, just slow it down or speed it up any way you please, and sing nothing but runs, so one doesn't recognize the melody anymore. I'd love to sit Christina down and and show her this to see how it's done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg3f4WFg9d8

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Sigh....this was my last favorite of hers....

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It certainly was. But I guess in modern times, we are cursed to have to suffer through every bitch in the universe trying to do some imitation of Mariah. Who needs notes or time signature, just slow it down or speed it up any way you please, and sing nothing but runs

This is one of the worst trends in music, and it sucks with every single singer including Mariah. Just sing the freaking note.

No one will ever accuse the Backstreet Boys of being musical giants, but they just sing the song, hit the notes, and yet put their own little Backstreet spin on it

and this is sort of the opposite of Aguilera. Neil Diamond was never known for holding long notes, and he just sells it by singing like he believes the words he is saying.

I guess that is the mark of whether or not it is a good rendition: can the crowd sing along. Aguilera downright sucked. The song was painful to listen to.

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Simon Cowell said that Christina's performance sounded like all the fans at the game had sat on a cat.....LMAO!!:lol:

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