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He has a nice ass. He reminds me of the Desperate Housewives quote about crying when he comes, though.

 

That whole thing reminded me more of House Hunters than RH.

 

Anyway...

 

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People are saying that the trailer might be released tomorrow morning. We shall see. I agree that it is f-cked up that Danielle is being given the Sheree treatment when we all know that Danielle is gonna most likely carry the entire season single-handedly. 

 

That aside, I cannot take Leanne seriously in this damn wiener costume. 

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That aside, I believe Brandi. 

 

Stephanie has always been a sneaky, passive aggressive twat. I really think she is about to be exposed this year. I am glad Leanne called Stephanie out about her not coming to Leanne about their beef. She always goes to Brandi and Cary about it to stir the pot. 

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Tamra just keeps showing how much of a hypocrite and piss poor mother she is. Tamra is hard-headed--just tone deaf. Sidney had told her time and time again not to use her as story and Tamra keeps on doing it. I've said this previous weeks and I am gonna repeat again. Tamra is gonna push Sidney to brink where she spills all of Tamra's dirty laundry to get her off of her. Sidney gave a little sip of tea with that Facebook post a week or 2 ago. She is gonna unleash unholy hell on Tamra the more this season passes with Tamra constantly mentioning her. Tamra needs to leave the damn girl alone! She doesn't want to be mentioned on the show. Respect her wishes! If Tamra is fishing for story then start another business. Use Ryan's weird a** for story. Continue doing what you do now and stir the pot. 

 

Moving on, when Trailer Sue said that she can't forgive Vicki for bringing up her family, I laughed hysterically. For one, isn't she a "Christian?" Aren't they supposed to forgive, forget, and move on? Like Peggy pointed out, Tamra dwells on sh-t for too long, and she does it b/c she has nothing to contribute to the show when you think about it. Tamra is too toxic. I also had to laugh b/c once again I had to rethink of all the times Tamra brought up other cast member's personal info like: 

 

- Bringing up Slade's child support & his relationship with his son/ex-wife. 

- Digging into Gretchen's past & trying to coax her ex to come on when she was married to Jeff, who was dying of cancer at the time. 

- Bringing up Alexis' incident when her child supposedly almost fell in the pool while strapped in a stroller. 

- Bringing up Lizzie's son punching her in the face. 

- Along with MegaNeck, digging into Brooks' info. 

 

Why must people not talk about her family, but it OK for her to do the same?

 

It was tactless to see her and Shannon talk about Peggy in the last scene too. Shannon goes even lower next week questioning now if Peggy had a cancer gene. Seriously...

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Shannon needs to focus on her "marriage" with David and do some digging into that. It was obvious tonight that they still have issues in their marriage as David was shading her about wanting to start a restaurant. 

 

DALLAS

 

I find this show to be so lighthearted and a breeze compared to the OC. 

 

Stephanie is sneaky. Very sneaky. @Chris B, I do believe that there is more to the story that isn't being shared. If I have to guess, I believe that Stephanie puts on for the cameras and is totally different off camera. I think that annoys Brandi and that's why she wants no parts of Stephanie. We did get a peep of Stephanie's evil side when she got confronted about the text. She was trying to set Leanne up as the villain again and it failed. Stephanie loves to play victim, but everyone is hip to her shenanigans again. Stop doing crap behind the scenes, and grow a backbone. You wanna go toe to toe with Leanne then do it. As my mom always says, stop playing p*ssy b/c you're bound to get f*cked. 

 

Kameron's Elle Woods act has gotten old now. Her cute husband seems to be over her too. He obviously wants her to just be a trophy wife and tend to the kids. With all that money he got, I'd just play the position and live comfortably. She's wasting time trying to do a damn dog food line that will go nowhere. 

 

Stephanie is another one that needs to just shut up and live comfortably. Travis bought the house. Oh well. Move in and get over it. You don't like the pool in the living room then fill it up, or put a pool cover over it. That's what I'd do. As long as he's continuing to give me the 3 f's (feeding me, financing me, and f'ing me), I'd be content. 

 

D'Andra's mom, Dee, is a trip. She better get with the time and utilize social media and technology or their empire is gonna fold real soon. D'Andra made valid points to her mom, who has deaf ears at the moment. 

 

Leanne in that damn hot dog costume... I just cannot take her seriously. She is a train wreck in a good way. 

 

I didn't care for Cary and Mark's story. It was odd. I thought Mark did plastic surgery. Why is he trying to go into fashion or some mess? Boy, stick to your money maker and leave that other mess alone. 

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I am loving Dallas this season. 

 

Stephanie v. Brandi works on several levels. Superficially, it's probably a stupid fight that they're both too immature to deal with - all that (literal) sh*t talk from last season was never going to be the foundation of mature communication. On a deeper level, they're both very flawed. I do prefer Stephanie to Brandi because Stephanie is obviously smarter and more cunning, and she reminds me of a young Morgan Fairchild. Brandi is like one of those 80s prime time soap starlets who lasted a season and were forgotten (like Dynasty's Karen Cellini) with too much makeup. 

 

D'Andra is likeable and smart. She's also burdened by that Blanche Dubois/Tammy Faye Bakker wannabe mother of hers who is both a trip and total nightmare. She shaded D'Andra something fierce with that "we'll pick up this conversation when YOU'VE got time..."

 

Kameron is irrelevant to me. Her husband and children are more interesting. She should get over the pink obsession. The only housewife who makes pink chic is LVP and the rest of them should just give up. 

 

I do enjoy Cary because she is who she is. She's a surgical nurse who married the boss and made him over. Mark amuses me too because he does his fashion stuff and his plastic surgery and has a great life and seems to be laughing all the way to the bank. 

 

Leanne is absolutely insane. In a great TV way. If you do a little research on Leanne she's appeared in a number of reality shows and has dabbled in acting. She knows what she's doing. And she's doing it very well. She's compelling to watch. She can deliver her monologues while dressed as a hot dog with a ferocity that would make Nene or Brandi or Rinna shake in their knockoff Blahniks.  

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Wait, Danielle isn't a main housewife?  WTF, such a lost opportunity.  Danielle was much more integral and monumental to early NJ than Sheree was to early Atlanta... unless she's just turned boring AF, she needs to be brought back in full-time vs. a slow build as FOH.  This series continues to annoy me.

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IA about Brandi, though I think the issue was more a case of Brandi not being part of the BH wealth bubble. As a result, she was in a position of weakness that Kyle and Kim used against her, and which Yolanda and (maybe) LVP exploited. (LVP once said the beginning of her breakdown in her friendship with Brandi came when Brandi wanted in on investing in PUMP and LVP/Ken turned her down, fearing perhaps that she didn't have the money and also that she would use the place as her personal wine cave). She became the lapdog for drama because that was ALL she had to bring to the table. No property porn, no fancy vacations, no crazy money on crazy cosmetic procedures, no hanging out with her kids even.

 

NJ is a different animal -- the dynamic is complete toxicity with added 'fambly' dysfunction thrown in. Some of these women are wannabe tough-guys, so there's that 'Eye-talian' element which Bravo adores. Not to mention that Teresa was in the pokey and Juicy is there now! And Kim G is likely up to her neck in mafia money/coke/murder/allegations -- Posche seems like a front for something much dodgier. NJ is built around some really dark things. I find the look in Teresa's eyes very sad. Danielle's few moments in the trailer were IMO some of the least toxic parts.

 

Speaking of Brandi, this was her outfit when she got booted from CBB. Yikes at all that flesh-colored netting.

 

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