CELEBRITY APPRENTICE WITH KENYA AND BRANDY. I'M DEAD. I'M OFFICIALLY PRONOUNCED DEAD! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU BABY JESUS! This has the potential to be better than the Joan Rivers / Annie Duke season!

It is exceedingly good and cathartic to read you, DF, that's for sure!

I swear Lisa is done with this whole mess. Her blog practically comes out and says so.

I hope you get a chance to watch RHONY this season.

I honestly wish Lisa was done and over it as you say she is.

Her actions and words say otherwise.

She cares. She's involved. She's not over it, not at all.

And I'm not saying that as a dig.

I didn't it take it is one! None of us will know for sure until RHOBH starts filming again (in 3 months time by my watch, but Bravo could always delay filming). I just think she in her blog sounds over it. She still has VPR in her back pocket, too.

I am curious to know how Brandi handles the fundraising part of CA now that she's burnt some bridges. That's not a dig either. Well, ok, maybe it is. A little one.

I wonder how Nene feels about her two favorites, Brandi and Kenya, cashing Trump checks! You know it's pissing her the hell off right now! Perhaps it'll fuel her to really compete on DWTS.

DaytimeFan, your post was completely and utterly made of win!

Sigh...okay...you've guilted me into it!

Kyle: THIS BITCH has the gall to say, with a straight face "I don't hold a grudge" to the very woman (Lisa) against whom she has the biggest grudge in the world. A grudge that her star was eclipsed by a British restaurateur who lives in a much nicer house than her. Kyle is the perpetual victim. And so she shall remain, the realtor's wife, conditioning her hair in her average house in that part of Bel Air that's a lot closer to Sherman Oaks than it is to Beverly Hills.

Kim: she fails to realize that Ken and Lisa just don't like her. They don't like her because she's a deluded whiner, loser and boozer. Ken's reaction to her half assed apology was classically British: no sh*ts were given at all. Kim is irrelevant to Ken and Lisa and she is filthy in her thirst for some kind of revenge against their unwillingness to validate her pathetic mess of a life.

Brandi: she was drunk the entire episode. And pilled out too from the looks of things. Given that Jen from 'Sober House' is her bff it is disturbing that nobody seems to check her in terms of how she's mixing alcohol and medication. She was not sharp, on point or sober at all. And it's all one big contradiction: she wanted Lisa to be her protector, yet when she acted on that, Brandi threw a childish fit and then tried to smooth things over with "I love you! We can work this out with an apology from you! You've hurt me! You've pulled away! I need you!"...what a psycho. An utter liability.

Joyce: beautiful smile. Her husband makes me laugh. Brings nothing else to the table.

Carlton: irrelevant aside from the fact that she didn't join the pile in on Lisa. God Save The Queen, may the British always stick together.

Yolanda: she made an ass of herself this episode. The "My husband would speak to you?!" to Ken...oh, what an unflattering light. The "Don't touch me Ken!"...talk about blowing things out of proportion. The "Are you my real friend or my Hollywood friend?" nonsense as she talked smack about Lisa the last two episodes and then greets her with an air kiss and helllloooooo crap. Bonding with Kim over their daughters leaving home for college? The same woman she lambasted at the S3 Reunion? Bizarre. Crashing Ken's conversation with Mauricio? Ken's right, she is stupid.

Lisa: she came into this episode with the greatest weapon of all: total disregard for these women. She just doesn't care anymore and it was hilarious that Kyle couldn't grasp that Lisa basically dumped her. Brandi of course didn't make any headway as she slurred "I don't care about your feelings, this is about ME"...what a mess. No wonder Ken and Lisa just left, as if that situation was going to go anywhere, I think not.

The reunion looks good only because Lisa looks well prepared. May Brandi, Kyle, Kim and Yolanda all get raked over the coals for their bullshit.

Definitely needed given the news I just received. Uh...I hope that you got satisfaction watching Lisa cut Kim off as soon as Kim tried to talk crap about Ken.

DaytimeFan, a brilliant post indeed. I loved your description of Kim's charred butt re: Ken & Lisa. And your points about Yolanda were spot on. I second the hope/request that you cover NYC!

Brandi & Kenya on Celebrity Apprentice will make for FANTASTIC trainwreck TV! Battle of the D-List Divas! You know Kenya will bring it. She's like a baby Omarosa only more likeable. Brandi will get creamed.

(P.S. I bet NeNe is secretly FUMING over this news!)

Edited March 15, 201411 yr by Gray Bunny

Oh I would NEVER compare Kenya to Omarosa. For one Kenya isn't malicious; omarosa is. Kenya also doesn't attack unless provoked. O looks for rights and hits below the belt to get a sick pleasure out of causing pain. Kenya is more likeable bc she doesn't try or come across evil, which is what O is known for, the only things they have in common are that they are black, women and like to be the center of attention, but they go about that in completely different ways

I honestly wish Lisa was done and over it as you say she is.

Her actions and words say otherwise.

She cares. She's involved. She's not over it, not at all.

And I'm not saying that as a dig.

Agreed

Daytime nailed it as usual.....I'm not sure how anyone could look at Lisa and not see how completely over these ladies she is. If not for Brandi draggin her over to that little tent she wouldn't have even engaged with her I'm sure. Same goes for Ken and Yolanda.

Walking into a party and not saying hi to anyone them I think 99% of rational people would say that's constitutes not caring....

Walking out of a party without so much as saying a good bye would in more people's minds signify that she's over it.....

Edited March 15, 201411 yr by ThePrinceOfSunspear

These people are below Lisa. As they should be. If I were Vanderfabulous, I wouldn't put up with any of these filthy peasants any longer least of all Blandi and Yolanduh.

That's really being polite at best....the way some people are acting you'd think Lisa and Ken walked up to Yolanda, Kim, Kyle, and Brandi and slapped each and everyone of them, then stabbed them in the back, and left them there on the floor....

I'm not sure how you can watch the same episode we all watched and then ultimately conclude that Lisa is a at fault somehow or that she went into it given two flying pigs what these ladies said. She barely engaged any of them or replied to any of their nonsense. It was all there on her face as she stared vacantly at all of them. From Yolanda asking "what's wrong with Ken" to Kim's "apology" to Brandi's drunken/high attempt at "clearing the air".

It's absolutely laughable. She showed up as a member of the Commerce organization, made the necessary pleasantries, made her appearance for the good of the cameras and Beverly Hills and then simply BOUNCED..

Edited March 15, 201411 yr by ThePrinceOfSunspear

I love that the girls had to end up approaching Lisa, even though they are the supposed ones being "wronged." Lisa could've easily bounced without one word spoken. Imagine the hurt puppydog looks Kyle could've practiced!

On the ATL front, I *love* that Kim & Sheree will be on together! Kim has noted that she doesn't care about any of her former castmates. Coincidentally, none of the castmates seem to care about Sheree.

Remember when Nene gave Sheree that shady ass look?

NYC

I am SO glad this one is back after the bust that was BH. I loved last season of NYC, and from what I can tell, this season looks really promising.

I am a Ramona and Sonja fan, particularly when Sonja is sober and not trying to be overtly sexual, and the two of them can be hilarious together. I think Ramona has done a little something with her eyes by the time she filmed her talking head interviews, hence the bangs, but it's quality work. Sonja has the best plastic surgery of all the RH franchises, she has likely had a ton but really doesn't look it.

I had to laugh at the Barbara Walters vaseline lens used to film Carole's talking heads. Can't fault her, they look good. I like the Heather/Carole friendship too.

Aviva remains batshit crazy, and it's bizarre to see her and Ramona and Sonja being ok with each other, but this promises fireworks for the upcoming season. I wouldn't say I noticed Luann was missing, meaning the show didn't suffer because of her absence, but I really look forward to her presence because I just love Luann's shady ass. Her haughty French that's easily translated and thus doesn't cover her affairs with Johnny Depp lookalikes, her snobby crap, that's so NYC to me and makes Luann a one off.

Kristin seems to be a good casting choice, an interesting person.