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Lawd Jesus *fans self*

YAY Karent will be appearing on the upcoming season!

Post from Roxanne Davis' Facebook

Roxane Davis Casting with major cable network looking for Jersey and New York Italians with authentic recipes ONLY.
Looking for outstanding Italian chefs in the state of New Jersey. Are you Italian enough to cook against the baddest Italians in the US? Do you think you have the cooking artistry to compete against unrivaled chefs? Are you convinced your dishes will triumph when judged by the finest chefs and celebrities in the country? Are your signature recipes, passed down generation after generation, authentic enough to butcher the competition? If so, please submit a picture of yourself, a brief bio, and description of your best Italian dishes to [email protected]

Matches up to the tweet I posted. Looking like Teresa is getting her own show.BOW DOWN TO THE QUEEN!

Edited June 3, 201312 yr by Eric83

NJ Uh Caroline sweetie, MYOB, tho I get you crushin on Joe Gorgas LOL! I am LOVING Jac, she cray cray. Gia shoulda got smacked when she called her Mom by her first name with attitude! I thought the thing with the two girls was a set up. Mel needs to grow a pair.. The fued is BORING and Tre is still a selfish Pig!

Uh oh, I'm getting sucked back into the abyss! The abyss of Tropical Tans (*side-eyes Teresa, Melissa and the two Joes*), sparkly body oil (the two Mrs. Gs again), unwanted maternal advice about [!@#$%^&*] I already knew (Caroline), crazy plastic surgery (Jacqueline), bankruptcy (everybody) and toxicity (ditto).

Teresa... sigh. I have always sympathized with Teresa in spite of myself. She is more sinned against than sinning. However, I have to say this. Teresa looked old in yesterday's premiere. Part of it must be the stress of this family feud, living with Jow Giudice and covering up his affairs, Hurricane Sandy and fronting, fronting, fronting like everything is fabulicious. However, she also needs to quit it with the tanning beds because they are not doing her skin any favors. She is looking better in the VTs, though. Last year's middle-parting gorilla look was atrocious.

Melissa wants to be all things to all people. Friends with Caroline then dissing Caroline for getting involved with The Feud. wanting to get 'the girls' together then putting an end to it early. Yeah, that's not a book I'm interested in reading, Melissa.

I wish Danielle Staub was back on the show. SO much.

Gia and Milania need to become the sixth and seventh HWs on this show. That's how much I love them. I don't necessarily buy that Milania misses Antonia and whatstheirnames that much, but I appreciate the sentiment she is expressing and can't wait for Milania to do her Melissa-on-a-pole impression.

Edited June 3, 201312 yr by Cat

- Caroline is getting on my nerves already with her self righteous ass. She's starting to wreak of season 1-3, who I didn't like.

- Antonia & Milania yearning to see each other is killing me. I couldn't bear not having my cousins in my presence.

- Gia is "too grown" (as we'd say in the black community) for her britches. She needs to sit her fast ass down somewhere.

- I've said it years ago and I'll say it now . . . Fat ass Juicy is what is wrong with TERRORsa. As soon as the light pops on and Terrorsa leaves this bum, the better. Melissa might be a small problem in the family rift but Teresa's pregnant husband is the main problem. I hope that trash goes to jail--like FOR REAL.

You stole the words right off my fingertips, though I do think that Crouching Hairline Hidden Forehead bears some of the blame for her rancid personality as well. I can't say that Juicy Joe's absence will immediately make her a better person, but I will agree that things will improve vastly for her (and their kids).

I wish Danielle Staub was back on the show. SO much.

x 5

I didn't want to watch last night but I did and it was more of the same.

My boyfriend and I were horrified by how much these two families have gotten the kids involved now...NJ needs a reboot IMMEDIATELY.

Gia and Milania need to become the sixth and seventh HWs on this show. That's how much I love them. I don't necessarily buy that Milania misses Antonia and whatstheirnames that much, but I appreciate the sentiment she is expressing and can't wait for Milania to do her Melissa-on-a-pole impression.

What they needed to do was give Milania Kathy's spot. The transition would have been seamless and Milania provides alot more story than Katfish ever could.

Edited June 3, 201312 yr by Eric83

Kathy was on for like 1 segment and of course she had to include her superdyke sis Rosie. That hairstyle and blouse made her (Rosie) look at least 60.

when showing hte recap of last season, they chose to highlight the toxic reunion? Already this season was off to a bad start. Sorry but the Sandy stuff before the opening was a bit boring.

F--k you Joe Gorga. They show Teresa and Joe Giudice thinking of he and Melissa post Hurricane, thinking good thoughts and then they flash to Gorga badmouthing his sister. I did like his segment with Caroline. Their friendship worked for me even if it is a bit none of her business

LMAO at Milania getting more airtime than Kathy

Jac's storyline is heartbreaking. I feel bad for her. That little boy looks SOOOO much like his father.

Dang, Gia is grown! "Dont let her take Milania out of the blue moon" Wow, she is really turning into a mini-Teresa. She just took the phone, sent the text and took charge of the situation. Oh and earlier running to Joe with the letter.

LMAO at this moment.

Why is this thing back?

Kathy wasn't that bad this episode.

lol..of course you would say that

Edited June 3, 201312 yr by Cheap21

Kathy was on for like 1 segment and of course she had to include her superdyke sis Rosie. That hairstyle and blouse made her (Rosie) look at least 60.

The fact that you said Superdyke....

I really can't stand that beast Rosie and wish she'd go away.

LMAO at Milania getting more airtime than Kathy

How sad that Milania and Antonia crying when they had to leave the jewelry shop was more captivating than ANYTHING Kathy has done in 2 seasons.

And oh yeah I CANT with Joe Gorga saying Caroline was the sister he never had. SMH.

I see people going in on Caroline because she followed her sons to Hoboken.

Edited June 3, 201312 yr by Eric83

How sad that Milania and Antonia crying when they had to leave the jewelry shop was more captivating than ANYTHING Kathy has done in 2 seasons.

I cant believe she's lasted more seasons than friggin Danielle (who always brought the drama). Reading the back comments, IA with you guys that Milania should replace Kathy as housewives.

I watched Jersey after hearing that the Jersey women are on less negative terms now. I don't want to know if it's a fake-out.

Melissa harassing the kids on the right way to do things while they were making jewelry. Huh? Teresa was thisclose to flipping a cup of beads at her.

Milania and Antonia melted my frozen little heart.

Gia ... she's a little know it all and a bit of a trouble maker. I like her.

Teresa's kids are looking gorgeous this season.

Joe Gorga acts like a little girl.

I sort of don't dislike Caroline so far. She seems so zen and everybody gets to throw don't-mind-her-business shade at her to her face and in the interview segments.

Still haven't seen all of it but I did see the beginning with the Sandy devastation and I thought the reactions were genuine. Looking forward to seeing all of it.

- I've said it years ago and I'll say it now . . . Fat ass Juicy is what is wrong with TERRORsa. As soon as the light pops on and Terrorsa leaves this bum, the better. Melissa might be a small problem in the family rift but Teresa's pregnant husband is the main problem. I hope that trash goes to jail--like FOR REAL.

I wish it was just a case of being ignorant to her husband's worst excesses, but Teresa knows exactly who she is dealing with with Joe Giudice. She may not have overheard that damning phone call he made in Napa last year, but she suspected something was up. So what does she do? Noisily mounts him in the vineyards in full view of their friends and family!

Andy played the segment again at Reunion so that there would be no misunderstanding in Teresa's mind about what her devoted hubby said about her and what he was orgasma-grunting about, and she just put her arm through Joe's and said that it cost him some diamonds.

Their marriage is one of the big mysteries of RHoNJ to me. Teresa fronts like there is no tomorrow. For some reason, she cannot bear to think that the world knows that her life isn't picture-perfect. She'd rather be stuck in an unhappy marriage to this drunk thug (who openly disparages her) than alone. Perhaps her parents are against divorce for religious/cultural reasons, but I think it is more a case of "bella figura" -- look good at all costs and pretend everything is wonderful. I also think Joe is her first love and she still can't get him out of her system.

Edited June 4, 201312 yr by Cat

NEW YORK – June 4, 2013 –Bravo Media's Sunday premiere night started off with “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” which garnered 2.84 million total viewers and 1.65 million A18-49, making Bravo the #1 ad-supported cable network in the 8PM hour among all key demos on Sunday (6/2/13), according to Nielsen.

I wish it was just a case of being ignorant to her husband's worst excesses, but Teresa knows exactly who she is dealing with with Joe Giudice. She may not have overheard that damning phone call he made in Napa last year, but she suspected something was up. So what does she do? Noisily mounts him in the vineyards in full view of their friends and family!

Andy played the segment again at Reunion so that there would be no misunderstanding in Teresa's mind about what her devoted hubby said about her and what he was orgasma-grunting about, and she just put her arm through Joe's and said that it cost him some diamonds.

Their marriage is one of the big mysteries of RHoNJ to me. Teresa fronts like there is no tomorrow. For some reason, she cannot bear to think that the world knows that her life isn't picture-perfect. She'd rather be stuck in an unhappy marriage to this drunk thug (who openly disparages her) than alone. Perhaps her parents are against divorce for religious/cultural reasons, but I think it is more a case of "bella figura" -- look good at all costs and pretend everything is wonderful. I also think Joe is her first love and she still can't get him out of her system.

Agree with this.