This whole column is a perfect example of Nelson's two settings. He's a bigger bitch than Erica Kane on pills in one paragraph then when it comes to his faves he practically strips naked, sprays himself with baby oil and writhes around on the floor. Examples:

And Pinky the Cat is one of the most popular vids on You Tube. Your point?Translation: I heard that Ron broke up with his boyfriend. Wish me luck! Would X rated chocolates be too forward?

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Maybe he could make a mold of his johnson and send it to one of those personalized di--o companies and have them send it to Ron WITH the chocolates.

He raves about one show or another like an insane fangirl.

To tell you the truth, there is not one really outstanding show on daytime worth the overzealous praise he gives one or the other.

All of his pathetic Y&R is the best soap ever! OLTL is the best soap ever! It is all sooooooooo ridiculous for a journalist to behave like this.

I will say that I do believe he has good sources.

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Maybe he could make a mold of his johnson and send it to one of those personalized di--o companies and have them send it to Ron WITH the chocolates.

You are a fan of Ron's work, correct? Then WHY, OH WHY would you put this idea out there?!? Do you know how many people are probably about to receive "Branco Specials" thanks to you?

RC, MAB, Martha Byrne, Tuc Watkins, David Fumero, Victoria Rowell...

I hope you're proud of yourself!

What would they do with Tamara without Eden? It seems like Rianca is getting a happy ending, so what could they do with her?

I never heard of Hello!

What would they do with Tamara without Eden? It seems like Rianca is getting a happy ending, so what could they do with her?

If she's staying she will be chasing after Zach and fighting with kendall over Zach.

I never heard of Hello!

HELLO! is an extremely popular magazine in England that focuses on celebrities, royalty, UK politicians and socialites. It's basically 'People' mixed with 'Vanity Fair'...A few years ago a Canadian edition launched and has also become extremely popular.

Nelson writes for it, as a freelancer. Thus, if he doesn't have a story to sell to the magazine he doesn't get paid. That's why he's so furious at La Lucci and Sweeney for turning him down, it's money he doesn't get to earn...

Again, he only has two modes: Shrieking Bitch and Kudos Slut

Marceline- I am a moderate fan of Ron's work. I honestly don't think OLTL can get a better headwriter so I figure it is best to have someone who loves the show and has shown talent.

That being said, as dear DeeDee would say:

D-ldos are LOVE.

Daytimefan, I am shocked that he freelances for Hello.

He is entertaining in a tabloidish way (He can be hilariously funny on those Daytime Confidential podcasts)

but he crosses the line in such a low class way in his reporting that he loses so much credibility...

Y&R seems to like him, which surprises me. (Well he does currently praise Y&R )But he trashes B&B more than I do! I am surprised that Brad Bell has not blacklisted him from speaking with any of the two Bell shows cast/production-

Oh! And while we are on that topic- Carlivati is not my type. Now Frank Valentini on the other hand- My god what a handsome guy. Why doesn't Nelson not go after HIM!!!!!???

That being said, as dear DeeDee would say:

D-ldos are LOVE.

And with that you've done what select others only wish they could...

You've rendered me speechless.

I yield the board to you.

And with that you've done what select others only wish they could...

You've rendered me speechless.

I yield the board to you.

ITS ALL MINE!!!!!! ALL OF IT!!!!

I WANT ALL THREADS DEDICATED TO BRENDA DICKSON, ANDREA EVANS, AND KIMBERLIN BROWN!!!!

Sadly, I want all 3 of these actresses to return to their respective shows, and I am the only one who feels this way. SO WE WILL START THERE. ERROL- CALL ME BABE.

What was with that dildo comment to Eden Riegel? Out of order.

Why is GL flexing like Phillip Spaulding is Luke Spencer or Victor Newman?

I'm not hating, I just don't agree that Tuc Watkins is G-d's gift to comedy, or daytime for that matter. I hope TW has a good head on his shoulders and is having fun with all of the hoopla, humble and good-hearted. Soap execs are dumb though. It would be so like them to believe all the hype and convince themselves that they need TW more than they really do.

• Tyler Christopher (Nikolas) tells Michael Fairman’s On Air On Soaps that he submitted himself for lead-actor contention for the ’09 Daytime Emmy Awards. “In retrospect, I don’t know what I have this year as opposed to what I had last year, which did not hold up,” the former nominated supporting actor says. Question for Christopher: if you’re not sure you have the material to win or deserve to be nominated, why did you submit yourself, dumb ass? This is why the Daytime Emmys are losing credibility, folks. And by the way, good luck with that nomination, buddy! Your ex, Eva Longoria, has a better chance than you!

WOW, what a jackass! I can't believe he can just call an actor a name and expect other actors to actually want to be interviewed by him.

Why is GL flexing like Phillip Spaulding is Luke Spencer or Victor Newman?

??? Can you explain what you mean by this?

Suggesting La Lucci could leave the soap.. Interesting, but that would be a killer for AMC.