Darn

Let Laura have an affair! With a man who's lives that rough and tumble life but isn't some sort of Luke copy. Someone slightly younger maybe, in their 40s (and NOT Austin or Finn who are "40s") that would be exciting for her and the audience. If they played it right it could absolutely work, especially since she wouldn't be cheating on the love of her life but Kevin, the guy who gets less screentime than his fake mute twin brother.

Wait, they asked her to re-audition for the role while she was playing it?

Scenes with Austin and Finn feel so belabored. I'm sure we're meeting guarantees but enough! And watching Michael Easton gravel talk his way through the grief of his non-relationship with Liz is physically painful to watch. They have got to give Genie something substantial to do. The marriage with Kevin is not it. Britt's being given a month long mourning as if she were a 30 year vet. Enough about her already. This week has been deathly dull. Let's get some other balls dropping, at least add some humor or something.

You don't have to announce a subject change, no one really cares lol In an ideal world with limitless time and resources we'd have remixed episodes that consolidated a week's worth of episodes into one episode allow for a 52 episode "season". Imagine a 40 seasons 2,000+ curated episodes of All My Children as opposed to 40 years and 10k episodes. Impossible, could never happen, would divide the fanbases, cause riots, etc. but a boy can dream. Thank you! Okay this is wild but I actually remember that door discussion back in the day! I recall the door debate and everyone hated Wendy Muniz. I'd never seen any of Cassie/Hart/Dinah story until just yesterday and I could have sworn in the scene where Dinah shot Hart there was a baby crying in the background. Can someone tell me how they cast that lughead Frank Grillo as Roger's son? So bizarre. Speaking of long lost children, while I think he's well liked by fans I also never got the casting of the milquetoast guy as Reva and Billy's son Dylan. I'm all over the place, forgive me but San Cristobel was a carribbean island, right? Did we ever see any black people on this island? It's so funny watching mid-western white people barking at each other about "the people" and their rights yet never seeing said people. Bleach blonde Beth in her pastel suit skirt not only screeching histrionics at Richard because he hurt Edmund's feelings but talking far too expertly about the intricacies of the monarchy and their childhood. Three of the blondest whitest women all from the same small town married into royalty! It's absolute insanity. How long did the show live in both locations btw?

What happened to Dinah's kid Laura? I didn't even know she had one until about 5 minutes ago.

Has AMC had the most soap stars to host SNL? Susan, Kelly, MBJ, SMG...anyone else?

She's a current cast member so I didn't want to put this in where are they now but anyway, Kate Linder just added to her IMDB with her part in this movie. She has more screen time in this trailer than she's had on Y&R in years.

Woof indeed. Coloma barely passed muster. Not to be too superficial but Tyler Christopher was achingly beautiful and dark and brooding...these two, especially Huss, ain't cutting it. While Spencer and Trina can't even admit they're more than friends. Make it make sense.

Dupe.

This is not debatable at all. She was the first live action portrayal of what has gone on to become an iconic television and film character. I mean...

At least they stayed consistent in using her!

Well in this specific instance they have her in this photo knowing full well that she was leaving right after the photoshoot. They just needed their black, best actress winner in the 50th anniversary photo despite not being on the show in nearly 6 (?) months by the time the anniversary rolls around.

Yes, she's there for optics. Black, recent best actress winner. Looks good on paper. Man, looking at that cast photo again...half of those people should be gone and all of them have nothing to do. It's crazy, they're not even doing the soap "safe" things like the other shows (baby switches and dopplegangers), they're doing nothing.

Okay big points to OLTL that none of those women are related.

I will say seeing four black women in a scene together was a sight to behold. I can’t remember the last time any soap had four black women on at once. I guess GH is it, but before Portia joined the show? Passions?

Holy crap if I have to watch one more scene of Sasha talking to someone about how fücking sad she is I'm going to lose it. Characters that matter haven't grieved this much for this long. Like I get it, her husband and baby died. It's very tragic. I just do not care. Carly and Drew worried about insider trading is a laughable obstacle for these two actual criminals. Watching the actors playing Curtis and Curtis's father eyes glaze over as they recite this dull as dirt dialogue is torture. They sound so bored. I barely understand how they're all related but thank god Aunt Stella is here because those two plus RoboJordan are like watching paint dry.

At least Brenda is someone we know! That sounds like torture @Chris B

Awww

Absolutely. And he's hardly the same character but they were too lazy to give her a love interest without immediate connections to people in town. This guy is way too earnest and emotional to be the Jason 2.0 Drew was. @Vee is right, they should have let him keep the beard. At least he was interesting to look at.

Carly and Drew have negative chemistry. CM just comes across as someone's grandpa. I refuse to believe Carly finds him attractive. They're only together because she needs a love interest and he's Cameron Mathison.

Soaps have always been willing to fudge someone's backstory to fit a new plot, someone who once said they had two sisters suddenly has one brother or is an only child. But now they've bypassed even describing something as simple as where a person was born to keep them in this nebulous place where flat characters like Nelle, Willow and Sasha can all be the exact same age (yet somehow younger than another character who was born canonically several years after them). Specificity is lost because they never know when they might have to create an insta-biological connection because two people who hate each other is automatically more entertaining when they share DNA apparently. Brings me back to, and we discussed this a few weeks ago, Rae Cummings traipsing up and down the eastern seaboard for her long lost child who was anywhere from 18 to 45.

He played someone named David Bordisso on PC so probably. He looked like a Founding Father. There's been a lot of talk about the show never finding a man who could toe to toe with Eileen's Ashley but Jill has never had a suitable love interest. John doesn't count because that was hardly a passionate love affair or marriage and Colin sure as hell doesn't count because that story sucked and they write Jill as stupid when she's in "love". ANYway back to the topic, has anyone mentioned the Ford (modeling agency) brothers from OLTL? What even was that? It was so transparent and lazy. How do we count the many, many forced familial units on GH? Obrecht gained a son and daughter in two established characters, a niece in Nina and thereby great-nieces in Willow and Nelle and a lover in Faison. How do we count those? Where it's revealed multiple disparate characters are all related.

I'd say Megan and Tricia were both very successfully, especially my mad baby Tricia. It was their father who never clicked and frankly I think it came down to the actor not being terribly attractive. This was the man Jill was supposed to fall for? Doubt it.

I thought her disgust with them started with Natalia Livingston's Emily but no, it was all right there in Amber Tamblyn's. It's upsetting to see the seeds of the family reduced to in-fighting and ordering pizza on Thanksgiving. And I swear if I hear one more variation of "Alan bought me this house!" I'll scream.

Michael B. Jordan is hosting SNL tonight and they showed an AMC clip during his monologue.