Everything posted by Darn
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Chemistry Machines
Can we start an anti-chemistry thread? Because that’s what he had with everyone.
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General Hospital: March 2023 Discussion Thread
I was so annoyed that it took half an episode to come to that obvious conclusion. I don't understand this Cody story and I don't even want it explained to me. Enough with the paternity/maternity shît. It looks like we're headed for another viral outbreak? Unless I missed something. Victor has a pathogen. Both Donna and Olivia are ill. I'd give anything for them to cull half the cast.
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Y&R - Returns for 50th Anniversary revealed
It's so stupid lol I gotta know: have they been mentioning the bicentennial in the lead up to it? Nikki would not give two shîts about Genoa City's bicentennial. Veronica Reed does indeed look great. And I'm really not trying to be a dîck but every single person in that preview was over 60. Is this show just utterly uninterested in generational storytelling?
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Chemistry Machines
He just listed people he finds attractive. Best to ignore it. Imagine her going toe to toe with Beverley McKinsey.
- As The World Turns Discussion Thread
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Chemistry Machines
GH: I think Laura Wright has chemistry with everyone. And that just comes down to her committing to what's on the page, it has little to do with anything Carly is. Genie Francis has chemistry with everyone except John Lindstrom. Maura West has chemistry with this forum. My fingers. The air. She just sells absolutely everything and everyone they throw at her. Hell, she's making me almost like an actor (Roger Howarth) I have never liked in my 25 years knowing of his existence.
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Destructive Couple Pairings on Soaps
Brooke and Deacon led to the next two decades of Brooke involved in increasingly stupid sex scandals. Hurting her close family members because why not and being forgiven in a month as they rolled onto the next stupid story. For whatever reason she stopped being a character and just became a blow up doll for Brad Bell's sick quasi-incestuous fantasies. It's a slippery slope before they have her start an affair with a blood relative because why not.
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The Young and the Restless: March 2023 Discussion Thread
I think Phyllis is drunk and she's working overtime to elevate the most semi-decent dialogue she's had in years probably.
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General Hospital: March 2023 Discussion Thread
I think Joss and Dex have a lot of physical chemistry (clearly the actors are very…comfortable) but like you said, the story ain’t it. The dialogue is weird too, they spit plot points at each other I don’t know why they like each other beyond the physical. And if that’s all there is then say it. Lol I love Sonny’s current status as Nina’s Boyfriend. I swear in some scenes the only thing that’s missing is him holding her purse while she does more interesting things, like talk to people with actual stories. And yes, Sasha’s grief is realistic but it’s such a chore to watch a non-central, inessential character float from scene to scene talking about how profound her grief is. If there was some sort of action involved, by that I mean seeing the ramifications of her grief on herself or others I might find it interesting but as is it’s just a time filler. I actually liked Gladys saying that seeing Brando’s name over and over was difficult for her, that’s very real. I hate that it’ll be later thrown in her face when Sasha learns the truth.
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General Hospital: March 2023 Discussion Thread
SloMo and Dex’s budding romance is not nearly as captivating as they seem to think so. I think Sonny is a useless husk of a character but he has zero reason to like this kid, he’s not interesting or charming. No charisma and he acts like a scared little boy, Sonny would not find that appealing in an enforcer. Speaking of romances, Sasha and uhhh Josh Kelly talking about how depressed they are is fast forward TV. I don’t care and I don’t buy that the characters find any of this interesting. And two full episodes about the selling of a garage is torturous.
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The Young and the Restless: March 2023 Discussion Thread
That dirty sink water music really enhances the scene.
- Y&R: Old Articles
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General Hospital: March 2023 Discussion Thread
He's Dante Falconeri, Sonny's (the elderly mob boss who mumbles a lot) long lost son. They don't interact much. He (Dante) was married to Lulu Spencer, the daughter of Laura Spencer (the mayor), who is now in a coma. He's been in a very dull relationship with Sam for at least a year now. Sam used to be involved with Sonny 20 years ago, she had his kid and everything. Long story.
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Y&R - Returns for 50th Anniversary revealed
I'm pretty sure that person posted that because they saw it here because that man doesn't appear to be in his 70s but if I'm wrong I'm wrong, I've been there before.
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Y&R - Returns for 50th Anniversary revealed
That's Elon Musk. I kid, but that man doesn't look old enough to be Miguel.
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General Hospital: March 2023 Discussion Thread
You have to be doing this on purpose at this point. It's pretty funny, I can't lie. Looks like it. I really enjoyed Liz and Cam's scene yesterday. His disappoint in her seemed authentic to the fact that they're both good people. And I think it was RH's best performance since I started watching again. Every time I see Tatyana Ali I think "she's so beautiful", it's like I'm surprised. Genie Francis and Nicholas Chavez bring out something really special in each other. She's lucked out with the casting for most of her kids and grandkids.
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One Life to Live Tribute Thread
Definitely not. I bet she had some good negotiating power after Genie then Tony left. Found an article with this quote That's wildly unlikely. Erica was in at least 200 episodes a year, they weren't paying her 200 million. Also found this discussion from 25 (!) years ago: Lucci was probably making 2-3 million by 2000.
- Y&R: Old Articles
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One Life to Live Tribute Thread
Bet they got it in under the wire for BHM! I recall asking my mother about Carla, she was a teenager when OLTL premiered, and she said everyone (as in her and her friends) knew she was black. From the Wikipedia page: Who, other than ES, was getting 1 million a year in 1980? And we've had at least 10 more since!
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General Hospital: March 2023 Discussion Thread
They cannot possibly think this story of Carly and Drew hiding their relationship because of some SEC violation is remotely interesting. Carly wouldn't give two farts and Drew, as played by Cam Mathison, is barely registering as human on the Uncanny Valley scale. No one cares! If you forget who Nina and Willow are and everything they've ever done on this show and every single second of their backstory, the bit with Nina giving Willow that nail strengthening nail polish was nice. Between Mo and KMo there must be a competition to see who can take the longest to spit out their goddamn lines. Jesus Christ. Michael and Dexter meeting on the studio rooftop was certainly a budgetary choice but it was well shot and lit so I approve.
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Destructive Couple Pairings on Soaps
I didn't like Ryan and Kendall personally, Ryan was verbally abusive to every woman they paired him with. But yeah, Kendall and Zach were, to me, awful. I think Thorsten Kaye is a lazy, uninteresting actor. I've always said that while Alicia Minshew wasn't the greatest of actresses but she had charisma, much like her onscreen mother, in spades. She made all of her pairings work because she was endearing somehow and they worked hard to give Kendall layers, layers that I feel diminished first with Ryan and were further diminished with Zach. But most individual characters can diminished when they become just one half of The Couple. Todd as the defacto male lead for the last 15 years of the show made me angrier the longer it went on. An immoral malcontent with a penchant for deliberately hurting the people he loved. At least Luke went after the Cassadines with maybe a friend or two as collateral damamge, but Todd regularly abused Blair and Tea and hurt Viki's children and then his own children over and over for selfish, cruel reasons. It was never amusing to me, especially when the actors who played him became so lazy that they didn't bother hiding how much they hated doing the work.
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Destructive Couple Pairings on Soaps
To the detriment of the entire program. Deciding to re-center the show around these two immoral, selfish, histrionic criminals irreparably damaged the fabric of the show and only recently, with age creeping up on both of them and lead stories waning, is the canvas getting something of a balance. Now they feel like part of a whole and not the whole damn thing. For AMC I’ll name two: Zach and Kendall, Ryan and Greenlee. Only one of these characters was likeable or sympathetic or played by a charismatic actor (Kendall), the other three were unwatchable narcissistic a-holes played by actors either trying too hard (Mathison) or actors who’d sleepwalk through their scenes (Rebecca Budig and that jackass who somehow got them to make Myrtle’s death have entirely too much Zach). So naturally they made them the stars of the show. Y&R Victoria and Billy’s pairing, which existed solely because of the alleged chemistry between Toothy Bedhead and Toothy Blockhead, did neither character any favors and they’re STILL trying to recover from it years and recasts later. Warping your show around what some small but vocal subset of fans think is “hot” is why soaps are where they are today.
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GH: Classic Thread
The amount of care put into that montage of Bobbie's dream is so impressive, especially at a time when an episode of daytime was treated as ephemeral. Was that about Carly? In regards to directing and lighting for a soap opera nothing will impress me as much as Y&R in its heyday but this is pretty damn good. Plus the characters are well-defined and individualistic, you'd never hear someone other than Lucy speak the way she does, whereas on Y&R at a certain point everyone started to sound the same. Who needs legacy male doctors when we have Easton and Howarth playing the walking corpses of John Caleb Silas Finn McBain and Todd Franco Austin Manning?
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EastEnders: Discussion Thread
Guys, it was a joke. Half of them are wearing extensions or full on wigs. And I know British soaps announce departures well in advance. Usually with some hyperbole about how exciting the exit is going to be.
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EastEnders: Discussion Thread
This looks well produced but they'll definitely be making it up as they go along. And fingers crossed none of those actresses quits, gets fired, gets injured, dies or god forbid gets a haircut.