MrPrezident

Ugh! Kyle is sooo irritating!!! LVP really needs to put that linebacker in her place. PK had more presence in that trailer than Boreleen. And can Rinna just ever shut the hell up?!

It pains me to say this because I am such a huge LVP fan but man does she need to hire a stylist! Her makeup is way too harsh and the hair is way too big. Add in the odd clothing choices, too much fillers and she looks borderline drag queen/clownish. Her new talking head look doesn't help during the rest of the season preview. It just makes her look older.

They should just have Brandi Glanville go over to OC. She would get more gutter than any of them and put Tamra's crazy to shame. Although the downside is that we'd be stuck with Brandi.

Wow Nene looks really good! I love when she's not trying to look like a white woman. She looks very natural and the best she's looked in years!

Jill is looking good! Bethenny "Crypt-Keeper" Frankel could take some pointers. Why does Kelly look like overcooked bacon? Cynthia is ageless! Such a beauty! Also, I love Dorit in a Camille Grammer season 1 sort of way. Without her there would be zero conflict. We certainly couldn't rely on Erika to provide entertainment. She has the personality of a rock.

Oh wait! It might be Erika! Which would explain her crying at the end of the season trailer and saying, "Don't ever f*cking criticize that! You don't know what I deal with every night."

My guess would be Dorit or Eden Sassoon. I'm just happy Pantgate won't be the only storyline this season.

How many f*cks does Erika give? A lot, apparently. I love that Dorit is getting under everyone's skin. And I especially loved her shutting up Whineleen in the previews. Can that bitch ever mind her damn business? Soapy and Sudsy continue to stay bothered by LVP no matter how much they pretend not to. Silly hags, haven't they learned to never come for the Queen?

LMAO @ Heather dragging her dead in-law into the story to try and excuse her behavior. But I'm sure we'll all see next week that it was all justified.

They changed the RHOA theme? I like it!!

Not excited about Eileen. She hosted nothing last season and the most exciting thing she did was change her drapes. BORING! Let's hope she actually finds a hobby this season besides trying and failing to get LVP's attention.

It's no surprise about Kandi and Todd enjoying threesomes with other girls. TamaraTattles has been saying that for years! It's low of Poorsha to bring that ish up on camera tho. Go get that ass Kandi! Damn Matt be fine dripping wet in that towel! But Kenya girl, you hit that sh*t on the DL and you certainly don't get in a relationship with it. She better not still be with him. Once you go disrespecting my money and my property all bets are off! Hurray to Sheree being full time! But seriously she needs to stop making digs about Kenya's place when she's been building her own for 5 years now. I'm interested to see Kenya and Phaedra bond. I'm over their feud and more than welcome a friendship, no matter how fake it may be. Is Poorsha a FoH? Because aside from the drama at the end she was barely shown. Even Cynthia's irrelevant ass got more camera time in the trailer.

Harry Connick Jr. really did destroy this show! It's not just the fact that he was annoying and unbelievably boring but the fact that they kept him season after season. Nobody cared about him yet he clearly was sucking off the right person. And I no longer have any use for Debra Messing and her bullsh*t but bring on the true stars of the show... Jack & Karen!

If it wasn't already obvious that the WWHL polls are rigged, last nights question was RHONY Whose side are you on Luann or Bethenny? 73% said Bethenny. Yeah, right!

Why is Carole still on this show? What purpose does she serve? Aside from being butt buddies with Andy and Bethenny, she literally adds nothing. A perfectly good waste of couch space. If ever there was a time I condone someone slapping the sh*t out of somebody it would be Bethenny. I don't care who does, just do it, make it hard and get it over with. I'm so sick of the skinny bitch.

That's so dumb. If you have to film months after you're supposed to wrap up the show then clearly something isn't working. This cast needs a major revamp and at least 3 of the girls need to go. I say keep Kandi, Kenya, and Sheree. Cynthia, Phaedra and Marlo as friends. Nene needs the money so bring her back full time and cast 2 new wives. It's not rocket science. Why do they continue to drag their feet?

It's easy to pick Matt over Steve. He's hotter, taller and way less creepy. Poor Steve never stood a chance. Fernando, while lacking in the tall department, more than makes up for it in humor. Plus, that ass. Everyone I know that has watched this show loves it. It's terribly cheesy, easily predictable and insanely forgettable, but it's good, wholesome fun. Sometimes I watch shows like The Walking Dead or Game of Thrones and I literally feel stressed out while watching it. I don't have to worry about that with this piece of fluff. I'm just worried the nostalgia factor will wear off come season 2, they'll rush a forced pairing for Stephanie and before we know it one of the kids will have amnesia and then the show will be cancelled.

Sheree Whitfield's new confessional look! She looks amazing!!! Let's hope she finally snags herself a peach.

Go Luann! She has seriously become the star of this show and the numbers show it! They try to minimize her and her scenes as much as possible but her story is the only authentic one and the only one with a beginning, middle and end. I'm sure Bethenny and Carole all think it's because of them. But we all know Andy begrudgingly knows the truth no matter how hard he tries to spin it. Now if we could only kick Carole off the island and bring back Heather or Jill all will be great with this franchise!

Alright here's my random thoughts on the episode that featured the old cast of Degrassi. I only watched seasons 1-6 then sporadically in season 7 and have seen almost nothing ever since.

Why is Peter back? He was always so useless and boring. Can't wait for everyone else tho! Craig is still so cute!

Wow! They're FINALLY giving LVP a friend? Has she ever had anyone introduced on this show through her? Besides that leach Cedric, of course. Andy Cohen Production must really hate her so this must've been ordered from someone high up at Bravo. Kudos LVP! Show those bitches who's REALLY in charge!

LVP remains the Queen. Poor Yolanduh and Whineleen have been sentenced to death. Rinna continues to hang on by the plump of her fake lips. She better pucker those babies up and start kissing some serious ass! She knows she's in trouble and I'm betting she wishes she played it smart like Kyle and kept herself in Vanderpump's good graces. And yes, Luann has officially become the MVP of New York and I can only imagine how badly that must burn for the rest of the cast! Especially the gruesome twosome Bethenny and Carole.

Lady Olenna is the true Queen of this show! Margaery deserved better. I'm sad and bitter. Cersei has officially become Charlize Theron from The Huntsman. Sansa's still wallpaper. Just a slightly better pattern. Arya is finally made of win again. F*ck! I just realized we have to wait a whole year til next season.

It's sad that Nene's insecurities have now led her to ruin her face. What's so wrong with staying true to yourself? Isn't that what she's always preaching? What's next? Skin bleaching? SMH