MrPrezident

No, but it's easy to mock a vile, disgusting, low-down lying trick with an attitude as stank and rotten as her sh*t covered pillow. Be gone Kim Richards, you're done.

Man, karma sure can be a bitch! If anyone is feeling vindicated about Dim Richards arrest its Kyle. Rightfully so after the way Kim treated her and her daughter on the reunion. So does this mean truth cannon Brandi was wrong about Kim? I AM ABSOLUTELY FLOORED! :lol:

I wish I cared enough about ATL anymore but I don't. This season was a bust so instead I'm focusing all my attention on NY and BH. New York had a good opening. I'm liking new girl Dorinda. She isn't camera thirsty (yet) and seems to be a good friend. Qualities you almost never find in a Real Housewife anymore. I'm liking Ramona waaay more then last season already. Bethenny seems cool although I had to roll my eyes at her crying about being homeless. Gurrl, please. I'm going to need someone to slap Sonya back to reality now. I really don't know why Carole is on this show. She's not funny, she's not cute. And if I have to watch her talk with her mouth full of food one more time I'm going to scream. So gross. Beverly Hills. Kim is as vile as Brandi. Watching her squirm while everyone waits for her to spill the tea on Harry was hilarious. You've got nothing crypt keeper, stop fronting. Eileen mopped the floor with cum bucket Brandi. I love that Brandi nor Kim wanted anything to do conversation wise with Eileen because they knew they were no match for her. Instead they focused all their attention at Rinna. Rinna did a pretty good job at fighting the terrible two but she definitely had some fumbles as well. I felt bad for Kyle that Kim would be so gross as to disinvite her to her daughter's wedding. Talk about making things awkward for her kids and family. I couldn't stop looking at Kim's neck either. That [!@#$%^&*] was saggier than Brandi's tits. Not cute. Vanderpump remains queen. Duh.

That's a good wig on Nene. Naturally we'll never see it on the show. Kim looks like a blow up doll that's slowly deflating.

Yeah, it was kinda cute the first time, meh the second. Now I just want someone to take her out back, put her out of her misery and bury her in the Berkshires.

Had to check to make sure it wasn't still April 1st. Please let this happen!!!

Jody Claman is perhaps the most vile, biggest piece of [!@#$%^&*] !@#$%^&*] to ever disgrace any franchise. Karma is getting her and her equally wretched daughter good.

Faye can be quite rancid (and I really, really hated her season 3) but she throws effortless shade and isn't afraid to get scrappy while some of the other women may be to afraid to get out of line. This show needs that as Brandi and Kim are the only ones willing to go there. Well, and Rinna but I don't think she'll ever go there again.

I thought this season was great considering we had 2 new additions to the cast. As much as I can't stand certain... ahem, women, I think this cast needs to return exactly as is. Throw in Camille and ideally Faye as a friend of and I think season 6 would be phenomenal especially now that Eileen and Rinna have a better perspective on things.

Good then Yolanda can leave. I feel bad for her but it doesn't erase her disgusting behavior from my mind. When she's good and able then she can come back (hopefully a changed and less condescending person).

Andy will try his hardest to make NeighNeigh and Phraudra come off in a good light because he knows they're not in a good spot whatsoever. Good look Andrew, the new fake besties are still going to come off looking awful no matter how hard you try. And LOL at Poorsha's ride or die girls sitting quiet while she gets dragged left and right. Team Weak strikes again! If only they could get up and run like they have been doing all season.

Tamara Tattles reunion tea! Seating arrangement - Kandi, Cynthia, Kenya, Andy, Nene, Phaedra and Claudia. When peachless comes out Claudia moves over to the pretty couch. Poorsha, Nene and Phaedra all got dragged with Poorsha getting the most. Good. http://tamaratattles.com/2015/03/28/exclusive-tamara-tattles-tea-on-the-rhoa-reunion-2015-everyone-gets-a-go-with-porsha/ Peter got mentioned so many times I'll be surprised if he doesn't pull a Claudia and snatch someones peach next season.

Luann's got a new look! I like it!

Let's hope that the colorful reunion set will force NeighNeigh to wear something other than curtains. I wonder if Porsha will be there the whole time like Luann from NY or if she'll be brought out later since she remains peachless.

Apparently Lisa Rinna sent Kim Richards some threatening texts after the finale party that Kim brings up on the reunion. I wonder if this is the smoking gun we've been hearing about? Rinna has also been tweeting some hurtful but true things about Kim and then immediately deleting them after. I just can't ride with Rinna. She needs to either keep pretending to care about others or take the gloves off and get ready to sock a bitch. This back and forth Rinna is just confusing and really starting to grate my nerves. Bummer. I had such high hopes for the dragging I assumed Rinna would be giving to pillow stain.

Lisa Rinna has been doing herself no favors since her fight with Kim. Don't say all season you're not scared of Kim Richards then at the end keep talking about how afraid of Kim Richards you are. Stop doing and saying what you think the viewers want you to say and just be yourself. Eileen really is the MVP of this season. Love love LOVE her! Why couldn't she wear her finale look for the reunion? She looked great! Kim didn't bother me at all really this episode. I wouldn't blame her for being irked with Lisa Rinna after asking her a very specific question only to be given a bullshit answer. It's sad seeing her with Monty. Brandi was given the Lisa Vanderpump treatment of season 4 and ran off with her tail between her legs. The only difference is Brandi brought on all her own problems and isn't strong enough or woman enough to handle them like an adult. Run bitch, run! I hope Vanderpump is more at ease next season and we get more involvement from her. Loved all her Adrienne shade! Kyle still continues to be overdramatic but I've come out this season with a new appreciation for her. Vanderpump and Kyle are the Beverly Hills Housewives and I'm okay with it. LOL at Kathy's "You do magic now?" in regards to Adrienne. Poor thing, nobody noticed her at her own party.

It's disgusting to watch Brandi use her father's health issues to try and garner sympathy from Lisa V in this preview clip. Then to turn around and use it to attack her and Ken? No wonder her father wouldn't speak to her for so long. I would be so disappointed to have Brandi as my daughter. Talk about an embarrassment. http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-5/episode-519/videos?clip=2853399

I'm very underwhelmed by all of their looks. And what the hell is going on with Eileen's hair? Looks good though!

Are the reviews you link to stuff you wrote?

It makes sense given Lisa's guarded season. She barely had any conflict outside of Brandi and chose to stay out of the fray. Kyle and Brandi are practically tripping over each other to snatch the crown. WB btw

It's alright. In comparison to Kandi and Kim's... Meh. But hey as long as the rich bitch ain't renting anymore then cool beans.

I think Brandi will always regret her decision to turn on Lisa. Lisa Vanderpump is one of the most loyal housewives I've seen on these shows and she would've always remained loyal to Brandi had she not betrayed her in such a hurtful way. It's sad because Brandi and Lisa still have so much chemistry and love for each other but once you cross a line it cannot be uncrossed. I hate how one week I despise Kim Richards and then the next I feel sorry for her. She has plenty of issues, this is obvious. But I agree with Rinna when she says Kim has a good heart. She is a good person. She's just a very lost soul desperately seeking love and approval from people. It doesn't help that she has horrible social anxiety which I'm sure stems from her not having a typical childhood or any childhood really at all. Add to that the fact that her mother was a rumored monster and you have a recipe for disaster. I admit I teared up when her and Kyle connected during the positive round table game because no matter how screwed up either one of them may be they're sisters and at the end of the day they do have so much love for each other. Yolanda was so amazing this episode. This is the Yolanda of yore that I fell in love with. I like that she's keeping a neutral position and guiding both parties towards resolution. I to would've got up and left the table when she did. They're in beautiful Amsterdam on a gorgeous dinner cruise and nobody seems to be appreciating it at all. It's sad how Lyme's really is draining her life essence. It really must put things into perspective for her. Eileen is such a breath of fresh air. She's so real and raw with a side of sarcasm which I love. This woman literally has learned hundreds of thousands of pages of dialogue throughout the years so I'm sure she remembers pretty much everything she says. That has to be hard for the other women as twisting words and making stuff up has been the course of action for years now. Nobody will call it out quite like Eileen can and she really puts things into perspective. I hope she will come back next season and continues to be as authentic as she has been. I appreciate Lisa Rinna's desire to put a band aid on everything and make peace for the sake of the trip. I would do the exact same in the given situation. I can see how some would take that as her being fake but like Eileen said she was just going into survival mode. She'll deal with things once she gets back to her support system and has a few days to unwind and think things through. Although I do also call bullshit on her telling Kim she loves her. Rinna definitely is a people pleaser. Its both a good and bad quality to have. Vanderfabulous has pretty much kept things under the radar this season and I don't blame her. Last season would've been hard on anyone. I don't think she started off the season loving this show anymore and it's sad because it showed. She may seem like a hard strong Brit but she really is a sensitive soul on the inside. The slap clearly affected her more then she let on. It was a violation even though I don't believe that was Brandi's intent. It's sad because deep down I think I'll always be a Lisa and Brandi shipper as their friendship had always been my most favorite of the franchise. But I know like with most good things in life they truly are over. I just hope they get some closure come reunion time. I must be on the rag because this is seriously lacking my usual snark. Oh well, there's always next week!

Why is team weak always running away?

It better not be the finale. I need at least 3 more episodes then the reunion! As far as Atlanta goes I say keep everyone but Poorsha and Demetria and bring back Marlo and 1 new housewife. Cynthia can be demoted to a friend if need be. Being a producers puppet has done her no favors. I'm so excited for NY to return!

Kim's a massive c*nt that needs to apologize but never will. She's a lost cause just like her new bff enabler Glandville. Kyle made a comment in her Bravo blog saying that Brandi didn't have any space cake because her lawyer told her she couldn't. Interesting. I wonder why?