These are hysterical: https://twitter.com/TextsFromSalem

But this one had me laughing for ages: (even if slighlty old)

Hands-down the worst soap mother in history and she hasn't even been cast yet. She even had the nerve to tell Rafe he didn't take care of her daughters and hang up on him when Gabi went to jail lol. Where was her absent ass?

Up until this year, I was under the impression, that she was in Salem. just not seen.

Daniel is such an !@#$%^&*]. I don't get how people can like him. He was incredibly condescending and unnecessarily cruel to Nicole. He says this crap to her EVERY time they interact. Lets keep it moving. He was a jerk to Anne as well, threatening her if Pollyana doesn't get the inrernship that he wants her to get

Yay for Brady and Theresa! I like them together

LMAO at Kristen reveling in the pain she's causing Marlena

Will has already made up with Sonny? Lame! This couple sucks and is so damn boring

Eva Tamargo is too soft for this role. I want a badass mama who bitchslaps Rafe everyday and tells him he is worthless whilst accidently feeding Ari some of her heroin after launching a custody battle against Will and Sonny.

My dream casting would be either Selenis Levya (Gloria in Orange is the new Black) or if they went older, Amy Hill (The HR cow Judy from Enlightened). And yes, I know neither casting would take place in a million years

Eva Tamargo is too soft for this role. I want a badass mama who bitchslaps Rafe everyday and tells him he is worthless whilst accidently feeding Ari some of her heroin after launching a custody battle against Will and Sonny.

Unfortunately, Patti LuPone will never do a soap.

How about the obvious choice: Patricia Mauceri? She and Missy can bond over Chik-Fil-A sandwiches and Bible study.

How about the obvious choice: Patricia Mauceri? She and Missy can bond over Chik-Fil-A sandwiches and Bible study.

God no

Edited September 3, 201411 yr by John

Unfortunately, Patti LuPone will never do a soap.

Days doesn't have enough sets for her to chew through in under a week.

But she did do Girls, so anything is possible!

How about the obvious choice: Patricia Mauceri? She and Missy can bond over Chik-Fil-A sandwiches and Bible study.

And flan. She can make a whole lotta flan.

Days doesn't have enough sets for her to chew through in under a week.

That never stops Joe Mascolo.

Why is it that every time I see Eric Martsolf half-naked, I get the impression that he must smell like a jock strap?

Peggy McCay needs to retire. Her body and facial movements have become too rigid and I can't understand a word she is saying anymore.

Wait, is that the same dress ED wore on today's Y&R? I thought the two shows tape, like, months apart?

Edited September 3, 201411 yr by Khan

Did that heffa really think angry sex with Brady meant something? Oh, little Jeannie, you are always someone's fool.

Edited September 3, 201411 yr by Khan

Indeed, Theresa sure is deluding herself. However Brady is treating her awfully (well, given what he knows and more importantly what he doesn't know...)

I can't wait for Theresa vs. Kristen tomorrow

Is Stefano really back? His larger than life portrait made a return today. I really liked the Kate/Sami portrait though

Deidre Hall played all her scenes wrong today - too understated when she should of been lashing out, too campy when she should have been cool as a cucumber. Fair to to say Kristen wins everything today. Yay!

So don't care for Eric and Nicole anymore. It was nice for Sami/Eric to have scenes - this type of stuff is what makes Days special imho.

The roles of Will/Sonny were played by JJ/Beige to today i.e. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz; I guess tomorrow they will pass the baton of boring to Jordan/Rafe

As boring as she is, the writing for Beige is inconsistent too. Last week she sussed out Theresa with her street smarts in less than 10 minutes - Today she doesn't know if an envelope with her name on it means that it is addressed to her RME

Did that heffa really think angry sex with Brady meant something? Oh, little Jeannie, you are always someone's fool.

She's bound to turn up pregnant just as John wakes up and tells what she did.

She's bound to turn up pregnant just as John wakes up and tells what she did.

Yep. Teresa will turn up pregnant, which will have Brady and John beside themselves. Fortunately, Kristen will be there to take it off everyone's hands when it is born (after a sped-up pregnancy, of course) and switch it with Victoria's baby on Y&R. #AshleyIsKristen. #Crossover.

Edited September 4, 201411 yr by Khan

Oddly, flipping between Ashley and Kristen both boasting about formulas, it was hard to know if you were watching Y&R or Days today.

Oddly, flipping between Ashley and Kristen both boasting about formulas, it was hard to know if you were watching Y&R or Days today.

LOL!