Don Diamont says they are soulmates

I think the fumes from his spray-on tan have damaged his brain. Brooke and Bill are only "soulmates" in the sense that they can't go one hour without giving or receiving some "head."

I think the fumes from his spray-on tan have damaged his brain. Brooke and Bill are only "soulmates" in the sense that they can't go one hour without giving or receiving some "head."

ROTF!

Soulmates?

Uh please. B&B doesn't do soulmates, let alone long term couples.

Seriously, the best B&B can do is "!@#$%^&*] buddies," and even that is questionable.

Soulmates?

Uh please. B&B doesn't do soulmates, let alone long term couples.

Don does not realize that Bill can hammer into that vile twat til the cows come home, but he will never be enough for Brooke! Bill will never be anything more than Destiny #17, with #18 right under his nose - Wyatt!

Number seventeen? What happened, did the 8,000 other guys let Bill cut ahead in line?

Don does not realize that Bill can hammer into that vile twat til the cows come home, but he will never be enough for Brooke! Bill will never be anything more than Destiny #17, with #18 right under his nose - Wyatt!

Oh don't do my Wyatt like that! I don't want him to be another victim sacrificed at the altar of my beloved skank, Brooke. Liam can be sacrificed instead.

I'm still waiting for Brooke's 3-way with Liam AND Wyatt. Perhaps, Hope will finally kick her "mother" to the curb. Hope briefly slammed Brooke after the Bill reveal even against Rick, but that seems to have passed. While I like Brill, I loathe the way they brought them together, even if it did give Heather Tom so amazing scenes. Brooke was established over the years as a "smart," college-educated (rare on soaps, esp back then), chemist and, yet, they have her as act like a stupid ho. Has she ever gone to therapy for sexual addiction? Because that what it is. If not for the appeal of KKL....

Wait, Brooke is college-educated?

Yes.

B&B does tend to cling to a few soulmates - Brooke/Ridge got that tag for years (along with Taylor/Ridge I guess), it just went back and forth. Same with icky Stephanie/Eric.

I don't know if Dollar Dye Job will go the distance, but if they aren't bringing back Ridge, I can't think of anyone else who would so qualify to take over the mantle of self-righteous, smarmy creep who has no concept of boundaries in parent/child relationships.

Wait, Brooke is college-educated?

Yes, she used to be a chemist. That's how she came up with the "Belief" formula in the 90's, which supposedly revolutionized fashion. I can't even remember the last time the show mentioned that Brooke was a chemist. I think someone mentioned Belief a year or so ago. Maybe Bill.

when I first watched the show, I found it hard to believe that she was college educated and a chemist at that bc I knew her most for being a slut and using her sexuality to make money...lol

That's because Brad Bell sucks.

Two disgusting selfish narcissistic pigs. I simply cannot wait for Brooke to sleep with Liam or Wyatt or both. And we all know she will. Dollar Bill needs a lesson from the classic Slut from the valley.

Edited September 25, 201312 yr by divinemotion

btw, the two are shooting "a romantic climax of Brooke and Bill's love story" in Aspen right now.