Members Khan Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 I think the fumes from his spray-on tan have damaged his brain. Brooke and Bill are only "soulmates" in the sense that they can't go one hour without giving or receiving some "head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChitHappens Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 ROTF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NothinButAttitude Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 Soulmates? Uh please. B&B doesn't do soulmates, let alone long term couples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Khan Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 Seriously, the best B&B can do is "!@#$%^&*] buddies," and even that is questionable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ChitHappens Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 Don does not realize that Bill can hammer into that vile twat til the cows come home, but he will never be enough for Brooke! Bill will never be anything more than Destiny #17, with #18 right under his nose - Wyatt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Khan Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 Number seventeen? What happened, did the 8,000 other guys let Bill cut ahead in line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NothinButAttitude Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 Oh don't do my Wyatt like that! I don't want him to be another victim sacrificed at the altar of my beloved skank, Brooke. Liam can be sacrificed instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members edgeofnik Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 I'm still waiting for Brooke's 3-way with Liam AND Wyatt. Perhaps, Hope will finally kick her "mother" to the curb. Hope briefly slammed Brooke after the Bill reveal even against Rick, but that seems to have passed. While I like Brill, I loathe the way they brought them together, even if it did give Heather Tom so amazing scenes. Brooke was established over the years as a "smart," college-educated (rare on soaps, esp back then), chemist and, yet, they have her as act like a stupid ho. Has she ever gone to therapy for sexual addiction? Because that what it is. If not for the appeal of KKL.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Khan Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 Wait, Brooke is college-educated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DRW50 Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 Yes. B&B does tend to cling to a few soulmates - Brooke/Ridge got that tag for years (along with Taylor/Ridge I guess), it just went back and forth. Same with icky Stephanie/Eric. I don't know if Dollar Dye Job will go the distance, but if they aren't bringing back Ridge, I can't think of anyone else who would so qualify to take over the mantle of self-righteous, smarmy creep who has no concept of boundaries in parent/child relationships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Juliajms Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 Yes, she used to be a chemist. That's how she came up with the "Belief" formula in the 90's, which supposedly revolutionized fashion. I can't even remember the last time the show mentioned that Brooke was a chemist. I think someone mentioned Belief a year or so ago. Maybe Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cheap21 Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 when I first watched the show, I found it hard to believe that she was college educated and a chemist at that bc I knew her most for being a slut and using her sexuality to make money...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DRW50 Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 That's because Brad Bell sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Maxim Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 Two disgusting selfish narcissistic pigs. I simply cannot wait for Brooke to sleep with Liam or Wyatt or both. And we all know she will. Dollar Bill needs a lesson from the classic Slut from the valley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Maxim Posted September 25, 2013 Members Share Posted September 25, 2013 btw, the two are shooting "a romantic climax of Brooke and Bill's love story" in Aspen right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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