"gurl you keep talkin [!@#$%^&*] and talkin [!@#$%^&*]. i got more spots then a dalmation. i'm over you booboo."

"You're Burger King crown dont mean nothing to me"

"You look like everything that could go wrong"

"I see that your mad. Hahaha. Yeah, huh. I was at the Legends Ball. My eyebrows were there too and we didn't see you there...I even asked the staff if you were sniffing around the kitchen and nobody saw you anywhere. Im sorry you werent't invited"

"You need to mind your business or better yet find some business to be in."

"If you dont like the broadcast, then change the station" Silent Pause "Precisely"

OMG, that was amazing! Too funny. I thought the most shocking thing about it was that I though Lil Kim was a white girl! She looks like a tanned Italian that would eb fit for the Jersey Shore

Edited June 27, 201114 yr by Cheap21

Part 2!

Part 2 is nowhere near as funny, but damn at Chaka. "Hmm, who are you talking to? I know who you're looking at, but who are you talking to?"

OMG and "Aretha, MapQuest hell, please. And go there."

Edited July 1, 201114 yr by All My Shadows

Also my 2 fav lines and I have actually used Chaka's in the past. Also Patti's expressions when Dr. Angelou is talking, lmao! I know I kinda posted and ran but there are so many hilariously quotable lines in Part 1 I just didn't know where to begin! Beyonce, Rhianna, Mariah, all of them are hilarious too, and Fantasia and the girl behind her ("No she won't! No she won't!") and Patti saying Aretha's hair is unAmerican.

And yes, Kim looks exactly like Snooki. And a lil' like Xtina.

Such a classic:

Such a classic:

I know him....Sorta.

I know him....Sorta.

(Gay inhale) What??? Spill it, bitch!!

And going with that same theme.... this is from an actual TV show, it makes me wish i'd been able to watch Yugoslavian TV as a child:

(Gay inhale) What??? Spill it, bitch!!

He works at the radio station 96.1 The Beat in Charlotte. I used to live in Charlotte a few years ago. I met him a few times that way. He was sort of a local celebrity at the time, so he was always around. I mean I don't know him personally, but I met him casually several times.

A WTF moment or just plain stupid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JA0XZ38LLM

Oh alphanguy74, who is that guy in your Avatar, he seems so familuar, but I can't place his name.

He's one of my obscure German pop singers that I love so much. He just goes by the name "Benny": (Incidentally, all his songs were written and produced by Frank Farian, the mastermind behind Milli Vanilli)

Edited July 6, 201114 yr by alphanguy74

ETA: NVM, made a thread about this instead ;-P

Edited July 9, 201114 yr by AllmyDaysatGH