What I find more hilarious is this show's blatant attempt to portray Victoria as a the best mother ever and her husband takes away her son for no good reason all the while she has these tears in her eyes.

She's a Newman.

Therefore her & her coke problem get a pass.

I hate "because I say so" writing. This story stinks of it. Billy and Victoria are hot, this story has to be brilliant because we need to see yet another pissing match between Billy and other cavemen, Victoria acting like a brain dead teenager is great times, Victoria is a great mother and only she should have her child? It's all because I say so.

+1.

She's a Newman.

Therefore her & her coke problem get a pass.

Victoria Newman on coke or you mixing her up with AH real life problem.

Who the f.uck drastically alters their face to get revenge on a woman they don't even know?

Who the f.uck drastically alters their face to get revenge on a woman they don't even know?

Perhaps Sarah is a real dog -- like the female version of nuMalcom. Definitely a step up! (No offense to actor portraying Malcolm, but there are hundreds of handsome AA actors. hell, they should have hired the guy from the Old Spice commercials! LOL)

they should have hired the guy from the Old Spice commercials!

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

well it couldnt be worse,

but then again thats what we always say and then it gets worse.

well it couldnt be worse,

but then again thats what we always say and then it gets worse.

Exactly.

It's only a matter of time before Heather is levitating over her bed & Tucker/Ashley are going back through time to the Old West.

Mendorra!!!

Mendorra!!!

This is Rauch.

The fauxntry will be in Sweden.

This is Rauch.

The fauxntry will be in Sweden.

Swedenpornia? Featuring Victoria Silvstedt?

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, excuse me...WTF is wrong with Terry Crews?

Um, excuse me...WTF is wrong with Terry Crews?

That guy in that commcerial name is Terry Crews or Terry Crews is the man that played the father on Everybody Hate Cris.

That guy in that commcerial name is Terry Crews or Terry Crews is the man that played the father on Everybody Hate Cris.

Both.

I just wanna know why DeeDeee was like, "Don't give em any more ideas!!!" Crews would have been equally miscast as Malcolm, but that's one 'roided mofo that I would NOT mind looking at.

Both.

I just wanna know why DeeDeee was like, "Don't give em any more ideas!!!" Crews would have been equally miscast as Malcolm, but that's one 'roided mofo that I would NOT mind looking at.

Nothing's wrong but it's better NO Black People than ruined Black People.

Look at Poor Tonya riding pine for Scottie Pippen.

Nothing's wrong but it's better NO Black People than ruined Black People.

Plus 1 for all of daytime