Week Nine, Part III (Conclusion)
Celia: "Jimmy Lee, we could have had it all. Goodbye."
Sean Swindles the Quartermaines: Stuart Damon, Leslie Charleson, and John Reilly have the week off. This storyline, or rather a side effect of it, is relegated to Wednesday's episode, Sherilyn Wolter's last. Celia's back from Brazil, having resolved to leave Jimmy Lee. Even though Jimmy Lee, unlike his wife, has yet to actually commit adultery, nothing he says will change Celia's mind. "I want a man to love me all the time, not just when I'm with him." Jimmy Lee spends the rest of the episode getting drunk at the Floating Rib until Derek and Lorena take him home.
Mike's Paternity: Jesus, does Mike ever go to school? I mean, it doesn't help that they're still dealing with the flu epidemic*, but if GH wanted to go there, they could have suggested Mike's in danger of repeating the ninth grade. Mike and Jeff's truancy on Monday takes them to the worst part of Port Charles, and Ginny freaks out. It's not usual for Ginny to be an alarmist (Who could forget her interviewing Robert about urban violence?), and the possibility that the boys were going to do drugs sends her into overdrive. Late in Tuesday's episode, Jeff overhears Rick ranting about how he had to take a blood test to prove Rick Jr. was his son**. Jeff doesn't slide into bad seed mode, but he's not much better, trying to get Mike to pay for his (well, Rick, Ginny, and Derek's) secret. Oh, Jeff. Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. I had hoped you would be the Jason to Mike's A.J. Derek, worried that Mike will hear about the previous paternity problem, urges Rick not to dwell on it. I'm going to assume that Mike will find out next week. Then again, we might end up with another week that's 90% Laurelton, 5% Sean and the Quartermaines, 3% Frisco and Felicia, and maybe 2% Mike's paternity.
*Which is why Anna takes Robin to work with her on Wednesday.
**I completely forgot about that plot device. I wonder if Alan and Monica knew. They had to have. That seems like the kind of thing Amy would have been telling everyone about.
Hospital Happenings: Most of GH's medical characters (Buzz, Rick, Bobbie, Tony, Kevin, Patrick, and Yank) spend Friday's episode in the ER. Four hitmen from Detroit were severely shot while exiting a Port Charles coffee shop (later called a restaurant by Steve). I suspect the show was inspired by Paul Castellano's murder. As for Steve and Audrey, they still have nothing better to do but tend to Yank and Jade's relationship and careers. The older couple decide to treat the younger couple to a praise-filled dinner. It's sweet, don't get me wrong, but this is what we're doing with the show's OGs?
Other thoughts:
-- Jessie is still MIA. Georgia appears in Tuesday and Friday's episodes.
-- I forgot to mention this during my commentary on Anna and Buzz. Tuesday and Wednesday's episodes have some okay moments with Robin. The adults may be butting heads, and Anna also has her daughter have to watch her get admonished, but almost everybody except Mayor Morgan seems to try not upsetting the poor girl.
-- You'll be glad to know that Frisco (barely) passed the exam to become a full-fledged member of the Port Charles Police Department. Okay, like there was any doubt, but I'm still glad Captain Lewis acknowledged the oddity of Frisco working on a murder case while still being a cadet.
-- "Jungle, romantic? Nothing but mosquitoes and monkeys to keep you company there. I'd rather spend the night in a bank vault. Now that is romantic." Most likely because he's only in one episode this week, Edward's demeanor is lowered from Dastardly Whiplash to Mr. Spacely.
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