Hmm...I don't know about that one Zoe. the through line for Cane was that he loved Lily. And he has contact with Phillip so he could've asked - hey Phillip - did you sleep with this slut too?

Yeah but Cane was more obsessed with that baby than he should have been, to the point that he pretty much tossed Lily aside to have one that he knew wasn't his. I'm surprised he's not claiming that he can be a possible father of Sharon's baby. Actually, that might have been more interesting than her and Billy.

Also while Chloe was banting it around town that she was carrying Cane's baby, how could he come out and say, oh despite the fact that I'm a possibility, that is impossible because I'm a fraud.

Edited June 22, 200916 yr by BadZoe

Couldn't Chloe have paid off the tech to lie about DNA result? That's not too much of a re-write.

Nominees for Cane's Parents:

• Victor Newman & Gloria Fisher in a drunken night of sick debauchery
• Mel Gibson & Tina Turner got a little too cozy on the set of Mad Max
• A kangaroo & a koala
• Jack & Mary Jane. Cane's stupidity drove her crazy.
• Nikki Newman & Paul Williams. He gave her more than an STD that special summer.
• He was created in a lab by the some scientists who made Dan Quayle.
• He's the real Victoria Newman, switched at birth with Coma Vicky. He had a sex change when none of the boys wanted to date such a tall girl.
• Malcolm Winters & Jill Abbott in a tawdry off-screen affair. Lily's grossed at first but then decides to keep it in the family.

^^^ Maybe Cane is really Keemo in disguise.

Now who's re-writing - when was Jill "poking" Phillip!? LOL! And yeah - if I'm staging my death I'll be very still no matter what. And again, depending on who's in the know here it could be an elborate machine that beeps! Again, it's a soap and if it's plausible, it's ok to me.

Yes, and let's not forget when Jill squeezed the hell out of David Kimball's balls to try and prove he was faking his catatonic state. If there was a flatline monitor at Phillip's death, a doctor pronouncing him dead at the bedside... then it wouldn't work too good. But we had none of that. I grant you, it's a SMALL HOLE to drive your plot through, but it's STILL THERE. And since theyr'e bringing back such a stellar actor, it's all worth it.

Cane needs to go away, not be given connections to any family. Run out of town on a rail or cargo ship.

Oh, Y&R becomes a safe haven for all the Stock, Aitken & Waterman proteges of the 80's?

Sounds more interesting than the current show! SAW music is such a big guilty pleasure of mine.

They're all going to join Lauren, Traci, and Danny for a big I Love the 80s concert. This causes Phillip to have a nervous breakdown as he remembers those songs from his youth, and he drops an amp on Gloria's head. Gloria doesn't seem to notice, but does ask why Phillip has such assy behavior. Sharon, however, is devastated at hearing what she thinks is the word "Cassie", and to get through her pain, has sex with Cane, Nick, Billy, Jack, and Murphy.

Edited June 22, 200916 yr by CarlD2

Yes, and let's not forget when Jill squeezed the hell out of David Kimball's balls to try and prove he was faking his catatonic state.

I loved David Kimball and that scene in particular!!

I loved David Kimball and that scene in particular!!

I don't remember that.

Couldn't Chloe have paid off the tech to lie about DNA result? That's not too much of a re-write.

Nominees for Cane's Parents:

• Victor Newman & Gloria Fisher in a drunken night of sick debauchery
• Mel Gibson & Tina Turner got a little too cozy on the set of Mad Max
• A kangaroo & a koala
• Jack & Mary Jane. Cane's stupidity drove her crazy.
• Nikki Newman & Paul Williams. He gave her more than an STD that special summer.
• He was created in a lab by the some scientists who made Dan Quayle.
• He's the real Victoria Newman, switched at birth with Coma Vicky. He had a sex change when none of the boys wanted to date such a tall girl.
• Malcolm Winters & Jill Abbott in a tawdry off-screen affair. Lily's grossed at first but then decides to keep it in the family.

I think, in a nod to MAB's love of Art, Cane's parents need to be Arte Johnson and Art Garfunkel.

I don't remember that.

Yes, only Victor is allowed to rise from the dead, LoL.

Don't forget Nick, too!

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He's almost smiling during it, guess David kinda liked that!!

Thank you for the clip. What makes it is when you hear David going AAAGHHH!!!

Don't forget Nick, too!

The source of that plane crash was never explained. It seemed briefly that it was sabotage...but that was an open question. Was the mob/Walter Palin trying to bring down Nikki (who was originally intended for the plane)?

I know some stories are best left unfinished...but that is one that bothers me a little....

I would like to see the mob behind Nick's crash.