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GH: April Discussion Thread

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Maybe just do it through a hole in a sheet?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Thing is, when I first saw Ethan? I thought he had potential. But the more I saw of him, the more I just thought "Wow. What a mouth-breather."

And just so I don't turn this thread into "Soap Hunks Pictorial: Part Two", what was with those Spinelli/Sam/Jason "Are you really a PI?" scenes the other day? God, they just went on and on forever, and were complete filler. I'm getting the feeling, more than ever, that entire storylines are being lifted from these episodes, and a hap-hazard C-story is just being thrown together at the last minute to fill up space. The show has lost all momentum. Usually by mid-April, you can see what a show is building to in May Sweeps -- if not specifically, at least generally. (Like the serial killer revealed/Rex's dad on OLTL... or Nick/Sharon/Phyllis blowing up on Y&R, or the Otalia/Frank wedding fallout on GL) But with GH, it's just puttering along with ZERO build. Filler, filler, filler.

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Ethan is what I like to tell my friends is a F.D.F.

Face-Down F***

But I'd need, like, two showers after.

:lol::lol:

JMB was fantastic on Friday. She was just all-around fierce. The weave, the coat, the acting......AWESOME.

I didn't like Maxie being there in the middle of the JoLu fight. I really wanted her to STFU. I thought it was funny that Johnny basically threw her under the bus, though. Maxie should've ripped him a new one for doing that. Instead, she defended him. I love JoMax but the writing is killing them. However, the writing is killing the whole show. So what else is new? :lol:

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Does anyone know when's the next shooting? I'm kind of in an abstinential crisis here! :lol:

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Does anyone know when's the next shooting? I'm kind of in an abstinential crisis here! :lol:

it NEEDS to go like this...

Ric: Your whore wife is the reaosn your not really yours son was shot in the head.

Sonny: Whaaa? BETRYAL BETRYAL BERTYALLL! LIE RIC! RIC LIE!

(ric plays DVD)

Claudia: You cant kill me. I didnt mean for that to happen. whoa is me blah blah blah

Sonny: BETRYAL!

Claudia: Im prego.

Sonny: I can never hurt the mother of my child

(carly walks in): You shot me in the head!

Sonny: Hey, it happens.

Ric: Its my baby, not yours.

Jason: Want me to kill him, sir master sir?

Sonny: I cant kill my brother.

BAM! The entire house blows up, they are all dead.

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LMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I literally cannot wait for another shooting — at the same time it's a mix of pure hysterical comedy and total tragedy seeing what this show has been turned into!

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it NEEDS to go like this...

Ric: Your whore wife is the reaosn your not really yours son was shot in the head.

Sonny: Whaaa? BETRYAL BETRYAL BERTYALLL! LIE RIC! RIC LIE!

(ric plays DVD)

Claudia: You cant kill me. I didnt mean for that to happen. whoa is me blah blah blah

Sonny: BETRYAL!

Claudia: Im prego.

Sonny: I can never hurt the mother of my child

(carly walks in): You shot me in the head!

Sonny: Hey, it happens.

Ric: Its my baby, not yours.

Jason: Want me to kill him, sir master sir?

Sonny: I cant kill my brother.

BAM! The entire house blows up, they are all dead.

I like it, but you need to put Spinneli somewhere here...he needs to go...

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it NEEDS to go like this...

Ric: Your whore wife is the reaosn your not really yours son was shot in the head.

Sonny: Whaaa? BETRYAL BETRYAL BERTYALLL! LIE RIC! RIC LIE!

(ric plays DVD)

Claudia: You cant kill me. I didnt mean for that to happen. whoa is me blah blah blah

Sonny: BETRYAL!

Claudia: Im prego.

Sonny: I can never hurt the mother of my child

(carly walks in): You shot me in the head!

Sonny: Hey, it happens.

Ric: Its my baby, not yours.

Jason: Want me to kill him, sir master sir?

Sonny: I cant kill my brother.

BAM! The entire house blows up, they are all dead.

:lol::lol:

Hopefully my Ric makes it out, though. ;)

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In between a hilarious episode of Bernie Mac, I switched to GH and saw that Bradford Anderson was having an extremely ugly day. He has got to do something about those bags under his eyes.

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In between a hilarious episode of Bernie Mac, I switched to GH and saw that Bradford Anderson was having an exteremely ugly day. He has got to something about those bags under his eyes.

I would love to see Spinelli tucked and pulled tighter than Jackie Zeman.

Anyway, I listened to GH today from my computer and was glad that Maxie finally admitted that she's just a shallow slut who could never find passion with that unappealing Spinelli, and just likes him as an accessory. Spinelli needed that to be free.

Can Maxie and Johnny have hot, sweaty, up-against-a-wall monkey sex now? It's been a while since I've seen that on a soap. I'm tired of having to turn to porn for that, or to have to go looking for it myself in the bars. Drinks are expensive.

I want to see Maxie picking Johnny's chest hair out of her teeth.

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Ethan is what I like to tell my friends is a F.D.F.

Face-Down F***

But I'd need, like, two showers after.

Okay, I have a really good vocabulary.

But DES has single-handedly taught me "Otter", "FDF" and "Sick'ning". Before you're done with us, we'll be ready for any social setting :)

Only two?

I think I'd need to literally peel off a layer of skin.

Damn, guys, you are rough. I've watched him a few times (with the sound down, I admit). He's not cute?

Maybe just do it through a hole in a sheet?

Or hole in the wall, the way you're talking.

:lol::lol::lol:

Thing is, when I first saw Ethan? I thought he had potential. But the more I saw of him, the more I just thought "Wow. What a mouth-breather."

Now I've got to look up another slang. "Mouth-breather". I had to google "Butterface". I'm 44 (almost, sob). I'm not supposed to know all this stuff.

Does anyone know when's the next shooting? I'm kind of in an abstinential crisis here! :lol:

Next new vocab. "Abstinential". I wish I had to take the GRE vocab all over again.

I have to give GH credit, that last scene with Helena gave me chills :o

Confused! I thought that was supposed to happen on the first HD episode 4/23.

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In between a hilarious episode of Bernie Mac, I switched to GH and saw that Bradford Anderson was having an exteremely ugly day. He has got to something about those bags under his eyes.

Ah, I lament not having DaytimeFan to ask about these things.

I would love to see Spinelli tucked and pulled tighter than Jackie Zeman.

I want to see Maxie picking Johnny's chest hair out of her teeth.

Yech. Spinelli's bagginess makes him a regular "mensch"...not a pretty boy.

And why chest hair, if the sex between Maxie and Johnny is really supposed to be good?

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