Clint!!

YES!!! Renee slapped Jared! We hoped that would happen and it did!!

Oh, like Sam is better off with his raptist/murderer/criminal Todd Manning.

Now hold on Scotty....

"Now you get out of here, before we kick your ass back to where you came from!"

Clint rocks!

Contrivance and Pimping 101

- From the handbook of a writer wanting to make their own "stamp" on the show and bring on a "legacy" character.

"Thou shall [!@#$%^&*] with the history of thy own show in order to make thy new character established and have instant ties. It doesn't matter if thy may undo another's history, what matters is thy shall be forever known as the person who created such story."

Well, I understand the point of wanting to make a stamp on the show during said writer's time as Head Writer, but this just doesn't make sense. People loved the fact that Jessica was Viki and Clint's only child. And then out of nowhere, this street urchin comes along and is Viki's only Buchanan child? Stupid.

QUESTION: Why can't Jared tell them about David at this point? They'll ALL agre they don't want him laying claim to what's his. So what's the problem?

"Can you really kill someone in three seconds?"

Okay, that was cute.

Yesssss Renee !!!!!!!

The slap was priceless! I could watch it forever!

I also can't wait to see Allison again. I guess they will keep her off-screen for a longer amount of time than planned (thanks, Tomlin). I would like to see Jessica back as a Buchanan, but the timing isn't right at the moment with all these other amazing stories going on.

Now hold on Scotty....

Don't even get me started on Todd.....and don't mess with Michael and Marcie.

All this slapping reminds me of the country song by John Anderson: "Somebody slap, can't be this happy...."

Oh poor Langston.

Wow. Dorian's really trying here. Ya gotta give her credit. I don't think any of that scene was manipulative.

Don't even get me started on Todd.....and don't mess with Michael and Marcie.

All this slapping reminds me of the country song by John Anderson: "Somebody slap, can't be this happy...."

My friend, don't get me started on Michael and Marcie. Dont mess with Todd.

"Dorian, don't mess with the hair"