I have my daily tradition of wearing all black and watching slasher flicks while drinking vodka.

Creepy!

Creepy!

That's me!

Creepy McFreakshow

Yeah, Valentine's Day is just a waste of time and $$$.

If you really love a person, you shouldn't devote only one day to it. I'm glad that my boyfriend doesn't like it either. My ex-boyfriend was obsessed w/ V-Day. Except he was so poor, that the only places we could go to were Applebee's. And that was a step up from the usual restaurants we went to while on dates: Burger King and McDonalds.

Yeah! I spent 50.00 on a v-day gift this year. I know a few other things I could have spend that money on. For some holidays/anniversery's my boyfriend and I decide on no gifts and he always gets me something. I hate when he does that!

That's so funny that Applebee's was a step up. I would rather eat at home than at BK or McD.

I hate hate HATE Valentine's Day. I mean HELLO! VD? Not just coincidental that it has the same initials as venereal disease.

I have my daily tradition of wearing all black and watching slasher flicks while drinking vodka.

Six years ago tomorrow my first love dumped me when he layed the big reveal that he had been sleeping with our fag hag for six months and that she was pregnant.

Some people get the gift of roses. I got the gift of infidelity.

Damn. That hurts.

Damn. That hurts.

A boil on the butt of humanity would be less painful then what I went through.

I'm just happy that I can look back and laugh about it now. It just sounds SO much like a soap opera.

Bashed a beer bottle over his head

I didn't know that happened outside of soaps. I sure hope it was stage glass otherwise he'd just get knocked down and it wouldn't have had the dramatic effect

I didn't know that happened outside of soaps. I sure hope it was stage glass otherwise he'd just get knocked down and it wouldn't have had the dramatic effect

He fell down stunned, screaming like a muscle queen.

The crowd didn't know whether to laugh or help him up.

He fell down stunned, screaming like a muscle queen.

The crowd didn't know whether to laugh or help him up.

Haha. I don't know what a muscle queen is but damn that would have been funny to see.

As for Valentines Day... yes it is a useless corporate holiday but think of all the great soap moments it has given us... like tomorrow's f*uck fest between Professor Doorbell and Colleen "Cans" B*tchhoe on Y&R.

Haha. I don't know what a muscle queen is but damn that would have been funny to see.

As for Valentines Day... yes it is a useless corporate holiday but think of all the great soap moments it has given us... like tomorrow's f*uck fest between Professor Doorbell and Colleen "Cans" B*tchhoe on Y&R.

Picture a hot macho beefcake guy without his shirt. Six pack abs. Bulging muscles. And when he opens his mouth:

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Girl! Have you seen Madonna's latest video? SHE LOOKED FIERCE!"

Picture a hot macho beefcake guy without his shirt. Six pack abs. Bulging muscles. And when he opens his mouth:

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Girl! Have you seen Madonna's latest video? SHE LOOKED FIERCE!"

Picture a hot macho beefcake guy without his shirt. Six pack abs. Bulging muscles. And when he opens his mouth:

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Girl! Have you seen Madonna's latest video? SHE LOOKED FIERCE!"

:lol:

I gotta visit this bar!

Awwww, I am sorry some of you are alone for Valentines Day.

:lol:

I gotta visit this bar!

Come to NYC and we can go for a Fairy Ride and see all the muscle queens in their natural habitats!

I have my daily tradition of wearing all black and watching slasher flicks while drinking vodka.

It's a shame you're gay...you could have joined me tomorrow when I pop in My Bloody Valentine. The most realistic love story of them all.

Damn Shawn, I didn't think that kind of revenge could happen outside a soap...who knew!

That's gotta suck.

Like others, I belittle VD's existence. People say it's because I'm single. I say it's because I'm intelligent enough to love the people I love more than one day a year. All I'm sayin'!