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Oh, Lauren, let him go. You are so better off without him.

I hear T-Mobile's hiring!

I would be down for Leo undergoing extensive plastic surgery to look like Brady (so he could come back and get even for splitting him and Craig up) if at least it meant no more Greg [!@#$%^&*] Rikkart.

For once, I'd like to read an interview where the actor's like, "I'm [!@#$%^&*] miserable on this show! I hate my character! I hate my co-stars! The writers are all hacks! I pray to God that the producer reads this and fires me because I'd rather fold sweaters at the Gap than work here for another second!" You know, just for some variety?

They make it seem as if he recited the lyrics to "Baby Got Back."

I can't say I blame her. When he was younger, William Joyce seemed less like an actor and more like a toupee and set of pecs that talked; and by the time he joined DAYS, the pecs had probably retired and moved to Florida.

To make it easier for Craig to "go gay" and for audiences to understand why? That would be my guess.

Oh, how could I forget DAYS' answer to the Log Lady? I'm so ashamed!

Oh, Lord. Forget what I just said. KEEP THE WIG, NANCE!

I'm serious! The storyline w/ her, Craig and Leo already makes her look pathetic! No need to make it even worse by keeping that toilet seat cover from JCP on top of her head!

He's gonna run off with Ryder to join the circus?

PLACATE Sarah? Why is he placating her? Why is anybody placating her? If she can't get it through her touched head that she is NOT Renee DiMera, LOCK. HER. UP. Please, for the love of Pat Falken Smith, END THIS STORY NOW!!

That says way too damn much, lol. I never expected T.R. to become a permanent character, but my God. Must he be THAT much of a bastard? Ron Carlivati is trying awfully, awfully hard to make us hate him, and he's succeeding! So, now we have horny-as-[!@#$%^&*] JoDevil, mentally unbalanced Sarenee and thuggish ruggish bone T.R. Oh, and Smilin' Clyde Weston, OrpheUGH and the sartorial nightmare that is Leo Stark. Do I have everyone, or are there any other OTT messes in Salem that I'm forgetting?

Yeah, just what the pandemic needed: a merger, lol.

Speaking of rugs, could somebody PLEASE snatch that rug off Nancy's head?

Which would be unusual because...? The ONLY story that DH has ever said she disliked was when Kellam Chandler raped her - which is weird to me, because that was probably one of the most realistic stories she's ever had!

Even Susan Lucci's looking at him like, "Don't come around anywhere near me." Not to mention daycare/nanny bills!

[!@#$%^&*] unbelievable. SHE'S NOT REALLY RENEE, YOU DINK. What is there to be "caught in the middle" of? God, I wish this story (and the jackass who created it) would go away.

Why am I annoyed that T.R. is a drug user AND a wife/gf beater?

The CSI and NCIS spin-offs bug the [!@#$%^&*] outta me. They're all literally the same show.

Agree with both of y'all. (I'm not saying I would have supported a Stefano/Marlena pairing, only that I feel DAYS and JER would have seen it as an option.)

I'll be honest: Sonny and Will have always looked more like bros hanging out than husbands or lovers.

Chances are, if John/Kristen had become more popular, they probably would have done away with Marlena together. Or set her up with Stefano.

Peter S. Fischer never should have spun off Harry McGraw. He was fine as a recurring character on MSW, but being the lead on his own, weekly series was just too much.

Once again, Hillary tried to tell us.