It seems really really really dumb, but I am sure it will be a lot of fun. Haha

SOD:

Beth is Alive! In the midst of their search for Alistair, Luis and Fancy are shocked when they come face to face with Beth, who they thought had died with Marty in an exploding taxi. "There was no way they could have walked out alive," says Emily Harper (Fancy). "The car crashed before it exploded, so I guess in those seconds, she escaped with Marty. And is now hanging with Poppa Crane in his lair. Luis' first question is,"Where is my son?" But before Luis can get his hand on Beth or Marty, Beth and Big Al run off-again."

"Luis and Fancy are chase them around until they all end up in the piazza with a lot of the characters", Harper explains. "A huge battle ensues involving Alistair's goons. Norma and Edna are there, which is awesome because they add a lot of comic relief to the scene."

Paloma and Simone rush to get help. Simone comes back with her lady friends and they manage to do some damage, "says Harper. "There is alot of chaos. It's crazy." Luis, Noah, Ethan and the rest of the gang are safe, but Alistair and Beth are left to fend for themselves with the angry mob."

"Alistair keeps saying, 'They'll never take me alive," shares the actress. "So, as a back-up plan, he pulls out this device with a button on it like he's going to blow up the piazza--with him and Beth in it!"

VCR Alerts:

7/3--Armed with JT's information, Theresa realizes she can win Ethan back. In Harmony, Endora accidentally ssets Tabitha's house on fire.

7/4--TC flatlines.

Mark Wystrach was selected as Passions hottest newcomer of 2006.

SOW:

Passions Roman Gay-mes...Luis has a gay ol time this week on Passions, when he finally catches up to Alistair and Beth--and a mob of angry Roman lesbians comes to his rescue. "Things turn pretty crazy." laughs Galen Gering, whose character literally beats Alistair's whereabouts out of Spike. "That guy--everyone wants to kill him. Luis chokes the truth out of him."

Whitney leads Luis and her friends into the catacombs to locate Alistair's secret lair. Once inside Alistair's library, Luis and Fancy come face to face with an alive Beth. Luis demands to know where his son is. Before Beth can tell him, a battle between Alistair, Norma and Edna breaks out over the chalice. As chaos ensues, JT sneaks off with the magical cup, while Luis, Noah and Ethan get pummeled by Alistair's thugs.

Paloma and Simone flee to find help and return with reinforcements. "They manage to summon all the occupants of a Roman lesbian bar," guffaws Gering. "They show up with chainsaws, hammers and rainbow flags." Not that there's anyting wrong with that.

Sneak Peeks: Week of 6/26...TC repeats the sins of Eve's past. Theresa and Gwen go toe-to-toe over a dead ringer. Beth turns the tables on her father. Siren takes a swing at Kay.

6/29--JT rocks Chad's world!

Week of 7/3--TC flatlines. Endora's fiery attempt put others in danger. Luis and Fancy are thrown to the lions. Chris covers his tracks.

Typed by crissydoll at CR

This is [!@#$%^&*].

I must see the lesbians coming to a fight with some chainsaws, hammers, and rainbow flags.

I think it actually sounds campy and good lol

TC repeats the sins of Eve's past. TC Flatlines

So he is on crack now? And drinking and singing jazz? Hopefully when he flatlines, he stays dead.

Oh, yeah, the TC stuff did sound good. I forgot to add that. Die, die, die!

OMG I LOVE ALL THIS!!

Theresa has the proof, lesbien reinforcements, Norma/Edna, final battle, Beth and Marty, finally Vendetta comcluding, Chris nearing being caught, Al's last stand, and TC flatlining (DIE!!!!)

Sounds good-like classic Passions.

Holy CRAP. This [!@#$%^&*] is WILD. What a trip this show is!

/4--TC flatlines.

WHAT?!?!?!!?

TC is returning with a story or something?!@?

I am so confused.I haven't been watching regularly, but what is Chris hiding that makes him nearly caught?

FanSoap!?!?!?!?!

That sounds absolutely weird. It could be either REALLY amazingly good (in a very weird way) or REALLY amazingly bad.

That sounds absolutely weird. It could be either REALLY amazingly good (in a very weird way) or REALLY amazingly bad.

That's how all Passions Spoilers sound. And they always turn out amazingly bad.

the lesbians coming to a fight with some chainsaws, hammers, and rainbow flags.

Well, I...uh, then well, I...uh, but then again, it is uh, kinda just...

I got nothin'.

So these will have to suffice in my stead...

This [!@#$%^&*] is WILD.

That sounds absolutely weird.

I think it actually sounds campy

That's how all Passions Spoilers sound.

It could be either REALLY amazingly good (in a very weird way) or REALLY amazingly bad.

Thanks to you all for your assistance. It will certainly be a spectacle, of that we can rest assured.

That's how all Passions Spoilers sound. And they always turn out amazingly bad.

Yes!! Execution, execution, execution!

That's how all Passions Spoilers sound. And they always turn out amazingly bad.

I think these will turn out great, especially now that JER is back to oversee the entire show and not just little outlines like I bet he did before. And it shows. There has been an overwhelming amount of detail the past few episodes.