Tweet Like Your Favorite (or Not-So-Favorite) Soap Characters

[DeeeDee]

[Antoyne]

These are ridiculously hilarious, especially the names.

[DeeeDee]

AuntJack Dad are you there?

BillyBoy Come on Jack. Not this again.

SpermHo Yeah Jackie. Dad's gone. You've gotta let go.

AuntJack I know Dad's gone but sometimes...I can't help but feel his presence.

PrideOfLaneBryant Oh Jack. If I weren't on a book tour I'd give you the biggest hug right now.

AuntJack Thanks Traci. I can always count on you for support.

BillyBoy You can count on us too bro. Just don't cry. Are you gonna cry?

SpermHo Lay off Billy. Must everything be a joke with you?

PrideOfLaneBryant Really Billy!

WriterDude Traci & Ash are right Billy. It's time to grow up.

BillyBoy Ok, Ok. I got it Steve. Rough room.

SpaldingFaceAbbott I miss you kids too.

[DRW50]

The names for Traci and Steve are hilarious.

[Khan]

All these tweets are hilarious!

[alphanguy74]

@Lizfoster

When is somebody gonna bury me? Daughter!

@Phillipbottombitch

Grandma? Is that you? Am I still alive?

[All My Shadows]

Luke Snyder

@oakdaletwink

@NoahMansLand ur phone must be broken? i keep txting u, but u dont answer. its been a year since u left...

Noah Mayer

@NoahMansLand

@oakdaletwink do i know u???

Maddie Coleman

@lyinggamer

LMFAO!!! RT @NoahMansLand: @oakdaletwink do i know u???

Noah Mayer

@NoahMansLand

@lyinggamer LOL who is he tho?

[Khan]

Between this, DeeeDee's Bonnie/Jessica tweets, and Carl's, I think we've figured out how to revive AS THE WORLD TURNS on the web.

[alphanguy74]

@Nellysonbronco

Yay! I send Forbes snaps of my dick now?

[Mr. Vixen]

Diane Jenkins (@ShouldBeFifty)

GCPD: U rly need to clean out the lake...Drucilla floated by!

[DRW50]

We can do something with Another World Today and that defunct (?) Mindy Lewis Twitter...

[Marco Dane]

Bobby Martin

@Stuckupattic

Will someone ever unlock the attic door ???

[DRW50]

@Trevor St. John is new Paul Ryan.

@Blind item - which new ATWT superstar can better be called Donkey St. Horse!!!

[alphanguy74]

@Nellysonbronco

Urinals at daytime em's Boy's BF!

[Antoyne]

Irene Manning(@ItsIreneBitch)

Really hope that pier is okay after my talk with Todd. Anyone seen a missing denture? #sometimesyougethungryforscenery