@TheLucindaWalsh Ten years of money spent on the best detectives, and not a peep! I have to find you on Twitter!

@KirkADoodle Ever wondered if there was a reason for that?

@TheLucindaWalsh You were never good enough for my sister anyway! @KirkADoodle @Lisa'sForgottenSon

@LisaMiller Ole Lucy, just leave my son alone!

@TheLucindaWalsh Why don't you go croak out one of your standards. If you ever had any.

@JustLily @MonteganEmbassy Mother please!

@TheLucindaWalsh Montega is so hot this time of year. Or any time of year. Why don't you visit for the holidays? What about my plan to give Craig a permanent vasectomy? Lily, keep your hair out of your eyes - it adds ten years. Why did Natalie and Ethan send me a photo from the farm? That place is a health hazard. Always was. The pond is full of bacteria. And that's just the Snyders.

@JustLily Mother, I wish @Luciano had never told you about Twitter.

@TheLucindaWalsh He told me? Honey, I invented it!

These are ridiculously hilarious, especially the names.

AuntJack Dad are you there?

BillyBoy Come on Jack. Not this again.

SpermHo Yeah Jackie. Dad's gone. You've gotta let go.

AuntJack I know Dad's gone but sometimes...I can't help but feel his presence.

PrideOfLaneBryant Oh Jack. If I weren't on a book tour I'd give you the biggest hug right now.

AuntJack Thanks Traci. I can always count on you for support.

BillyBoy You can count on us too bro. Just don't cry. Are you gonna cry?

SpermHo Lay off Billy. Must everything be a joke with you?

PrideOfLaneBryant Really Billy!

WriterDude Traci & Ash are right Billy. It's time to grow up.

BillyBoy Ok, Ok. I got it Steve. Rough room.

SpaldingFaceAbbott I miss you kids too.

The names for Traci and Steve are hilarious.

All these tweets are hilarious!

@Lizfoster

When is somebody gonna bury me? Daughter!

@Phillipbottombitch

Grandma? Is that you? Am I still alive?

Edited October 3, 201114 yr by alphanguy74

Luke Snyder

@oakdaletwink

@NoahMansLand ur phone must be broken? i keep txting u, but u dont answer. its been a year since u left...

Noah Mayer

@NoahMansLand

@oakdaletwink do i know u???

Maddie Coleman

@lyinggamer

LMFAO!!! RT @NoahMansLand: @oakdaletwink do i know u???

Noah Mayer

@NoahMansLand

@lyinggamer LOL who is he tho?

Luke Snyder

@oakdaletwink

@NoahMansLand ur phone must be broken? i keep txting u, but u dont answer. its been a year since u left...

Noah Mayer

@NoahMansLand

@oakdaletwink do i know u???

Maddie Coleman

@lyinggamer

LMFAO!!! RT @NoahMansLand: @oakdaletwink do i know u???

Noah Mayer

@NoahMansLand

@lyinggamer LOL who is he tho?

Between this, DeeeDee's Bonnie/Jessica tweets, and Carl's, I think we've figured out how to revive AS THE WORLD TURNS on the web.

Between this, DeeeDee's Bonnie/Jessica tweets, and Carl's, I think we've figured out how to revive AS THE WORLD TURNS on the web.

@Nellysonbronco

Yay! I send Forbes snaps of my dick now?

Diane Jenkins (@ShouldBeFifty)

GCPD: U rly need to clean out the lake...Drucilla floated by!

Between this, DeeeDee's Bonnie/Jessica tweets, and Carl's, I think we've figured out how to revive AS THE WORLD TURNS on the web.

We can do something with Another World Today and that defunct (?) Mindy Lewis Twitter...

Bobby Martin

@Stuckupattic

Will someone ever unlock the attic door ???

@Nellysonbronco

Yay! I send Forbes snaps of my dick now?

@Trevor St. John is new Paul Ryan.

@Blind item - which new ATWT superstar can better be called Donkey St. Horse!!!

@Nellysonbronco

Urinals at daytime em's Boy's BF!

Edited October 3, 201114 yr by alphanguy74

Irene Manning(@ItsIreneBitch)

Really hope that pier is okay after my talk with Todd. Anyone seen a missing denture? #sometimesyougethungryforscenery