AMC: Wednesday, November 24

[All My Shadows]

Discuss the follies.

This might make me evil, but I'm doing an internal Cosby Show dance all throughout Kendall's "Oh my, Zach is dead, my boys and I are all alone!!!" scenes.

[alwaysAMC]

Oh Jack - STFU! I can't stand him today. Same with Ryan.

I wish they weren't a day behind now... this is not a happy feeling episode for Thanksgiving

[All My Shadows]

There's our Marissa, she'll treat you like crap until she needs you for something. She lost her subscription to JR's penis, so she's ready to listen to whatever schemes David's got cooked up for her.

And really, her and Krystal are both stupid because everything David said in regards to the quad was true, and David faking his death has nothing to do with it.

[alwaysAMC]

I'm sorry - but Kendall has no right to be upset with Greenlee for Zach's death. That heffa has been breaking the law and willing to help Greenlee/Ryan this entire time, so this whole Kenlee stuff is stupid.

[alwaysAMC]

What's up with all these jump cuts? Marissa was spewing her crap to David, then we immediately jump to Jesse/David/Brot at the police station?

Kendall, sobbing: "Greenlee gets to be with her soulmate... while I have to figure out how to live without mine." GAG ME

Is it just me, or is it odd that Kendall kicks her entire family out of the house because she doesn't want to talk to them... yet she's willing to stand at the door and talk to a complete stranger (Griffin) for a long time about Zach?

[Daphne]

I watched bits and pieces of today's show, and I haven't watched a single AMC episode in months. Does Spike consider Zach to be his father?

[alwaysAMC]

I think Spike sees Ryan as his father, but sees Zach as his #2 Daddy. I doubt he understands how it all works, but he knows he has two "fathers". He's spent more time with Zach than Ryan since he's been alive though, that's for sure.

[marceline]

Please tell me she didn't say that. Please.

*marceline channels her inner Erica Kane*

This isn't happening! This can't be happening!

[alwaysAMC]

That's exactly what she said. I was sick.

[Pine Charles]

Wait.......

Did Granny just say she learned "class" from KWAK??????!

[SFK]

Meanwhile, *ding-dong* goes the doorbell and we've got, "'Come into my parlor,' said the spider to the fly." Her pus... the body isn't even cold yet and they're already pimping her next romantic entanglement. I hate [!@#$%^&*] like that. I think it's tasteless and poor commentary on soaps' attitude towards real love and relationships, and particularly how women deal with them.

[marceline]

It sounds like this whole show is sitting at the corner of WTF Boulevard and That [!@#$%^&*] Ain't Right Drive.

[R Sinclair]

I turned off the television at around 1:40. I suffered enough.

First of all, Kendall just learned of Zach's death "today." Already, she's experienced denial, fear of the bedroom, rage, blame and now acceptance. I guess we're Evelyn Woods speed-grieving in order to get this Keffin romance started by Monday.

[Cheap21]

I wont be able to watch till tonight or tomorrow when its posted but here's my obligatory Big F-U to all of PV.

[SFK]

Exactly, and "slow down" is something we almost never think to say to a soap, but AMC needs to slow the f down. They are not playing the beats. And what they are playing seems bizarre (I probably shouldn't be chuckling watching neo-flashbacks of David in that hoodie peeping through windows), half-assed, and again, rushed. Feels like I'm watching a cue-to-cue.