I think I prefer that Lily realizes that Cane really does have a very small penis... and they embark on a journey to fix that!

I think I prefer that Lily realizes that Cane really does have a very small penis... and they embark on a journey to fix that!

That would be quite a s/l. I wish soaps didn't have to be so PC. There used to be so many plots on soaps about impotency, but why not "small peen" s/l's? And furthermore, (when i talk about sex on boards it's best to use an academic tone!) I do not understand why there is never any reference to oral sex on soaps (mostly). Soaps, for whatever reason, still cling to their prudish roots while still trying to appear provocative.

I think I prefer that Lily realizes that Cane really does have a very small penis... and they embark on a journey to fix that!

Wouldn't she already know that after comparing him to Daniel, Kevin and Billy?

Wouldn't she already know that after comparing him to Daniel, Kevin and Billy?

She didn't figure it out until she

tried to gag herself and couldn't.

That would be quite a s/l. I wish soaps didn't have to be so PC. There used to be so many plots on soaps about impotency, but why not "small peen" s/l's? And furthermore, (when i talk about sex on boards it's best to use an academic tone!) I do not understand why there is never any reference to oral sex on soaps (mostly). Soaps, for whatever reason, still cling to their prudish roots while still trying to appear provocative.

Because then we couldn't take the character seriously. I think we all know size does matter.

She didn't figure it out until she

tried to gag herself and couldn't.

But you know---she loves him so much that she doesn't care. True love beats everything.

Because then we couldn't take the character seriously. I think we all know size does matter.

Of course it does.

But it doesn't to Lily. She can solely live on love.

Because then we couldn't take the character seriously. I think we all know size does matter.

Oh but the comic potential...

"Cane, honey, is it in?"

"Darling, it's been in for five minutes. Can't you feel my love?"

Oh but the comic potential...

"Cane, honey, is it in?"

"Darling, it's been in for five minutes. Can't you feel my love?"

:lol:

I think I prefer that Lily realizes that Cane really does have a very small penis... and they embark on a journey to fix that!

Let's just hope they don't decide to participate in one of those penis enlargement pill ads. Watching them slip and fall into dog feces was excruciating enough.

Shouldn't Lily already know he had a third nipple. It's not like they haven't been sexual involved since getting back together.

Yeah, but you know Lily. She's so "pure", she probably can't do it with the lights on until she's married.

Oh but the comic potential...

"Cane, honey, is it in?"

"Darling, it's been in for five minutes. Can't you feel my love?"

"All I can feel is that wart."

"What wart?"

"...Oh."

On Monday's show I saw my first bit of Chemistry between Mac and Billy. I think CF was hired because she's the only woman who auditioned that could put her lust for BM aside and not fawn all over his every purring word.

On Monday's show I saw my first bit of Chemistry between Mac and Billy. I think CF was hired because she's the only woman who auditioned that could put her lust for BM aside and not fawn all over his every purring word.

That's actually quite astute!

Y&R Casting Office

Casting Director 1: We can't find any actress who won't immediately pull her panties off when Billy kisses her.

CD #2: What do we do?

Hogan Sheffer: Get a lesbian!

MAB: Perfect idea, Hoagie, you get a cookie!

HS: Just one?

And scene!

MAB: Perfect idea, Hoagie, you get a cookie!

HS: Just one?

And scene!

Say what? Billy J. Miller (Billy) was born the same year I was ('79, according to IMDB)? That cannot be right! He looks way older!

Anyways, does anyone have any theories as to what Cane's secret could be?

Edited May 10, 200916 yr by Khan

Say what? Billy J. Miller (Billy) was born the same year I was ('79, according to IMDB)? That cannot be right! He looks way older!

Anyways, does anyone have any theories as to what Cane's secret could be?

Does anyone remember a while back, after we found out that Cane was Jill's son, he made a call to someone and said something like "The plan is working" or "Everything is in order."

Am I making that up? It was promptly dropped, they never followed up on it, but I'm wondering if MAB might be doing that now.

Say what? Billy J. Miller (Billy) was born the same year I was ('79, according to IMDB)? That cannot be right! He looks way older!

Anyways, does anyone have any theories as to what Cane's secret could be?

Ummm...maybe he's not a Chancellor?

P4's arrival

indicates something's coming up.